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FuckT41182 wrote:
gejmik wrote:it's Liverpool's false that Torres leaved.. Why would such a player wanted to play at the middle of the table.
Drogba and Torres will be strong attacking duo like hell if torres will get in form.
that is exactly what makes a player a legend in one club...he's there with his club in the times of winning,celebrating with fans and he's also there in the times of loosing,fighting through it with the fans ... I think that many people believed that Torres will be as loyal to the club as Gerrard ...I must say that I had believed it too
Gerrard is English, he grew in the club, it's something like Lampard or Terry in Chelsea. Those are just players that CAN'T leave. If Drogba leaves I won't burn his shirt like Liverpool fans did to Torres. Yeah, he spent some season there but c'mon, you just can't compare him to Gerrard.

And don't take my posts offensive against Liverpool, it's not like that, I liked when Man Utd had more rivals that could win title instead of them. (yeah, I hate Man Utd) I am fan of Chelsea, but I have nothing against Liverpool. I wish them the best in the returning to big four.
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gejmik wrote:it's Liverpool's false that Torres leaved.. Why would such a player wanted to play at the middle of the table.
Drogba and Torres will be strong attacking duo like hell if torres will get in form.
that is exactly what makes a player a legend in one club...he's there with his club in the times of winning,celebrating with fans and he's also there in the times of loosing,fighting through it with the fans ... I think that many people believed that Torres will be as loyal to the club as Gerrard ...I must say that I had believed it too
Gerrard is English, he grew in the club, it's something like Lampard or Terry in Chelsea. Those are just players that CAN'T leave. If Drogba leaves I won't burn his shirt like Liverpool fans did to Torres. Yeah, he spent some season there but c'mon, you just can't compare him to Gerrard.

And don't take my posts offensive against Liverpool, it's not like that, I liked when Man Utd had more rivals that could win title instead of them. (yeah, I hate Man Utd) I am fan of Chelsea, but I have nothing against Liverpool. I wish them the best in the returning to big four.
I just said that many people had believed that Torres had put his heart in Liv. ... I personally don't care,Ajax and Newcastle gave Liverpool more than Torres was able to do there I'd say ...
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FuckT41182 wrote:sorry but did you see the first Barca-Inter game ?? i wouldn't say that Inter had less chances :) and in the second game Busquets showed showed his abilities ...or Barca against Chelsea a few years ago,in my opinion,Chelsea was better,Drogba had like 50 chances to score and he blew them all :)
Yeah well, Barça and Inter met in the groupstage that same year.

Inter 0-0 Barça
Barça 2-0 Inter

So where's your point now?

Barça won against the (future) winner, so?

Come on, be serious: you really prefer boring and slow defensive football above attractive and offensive art?
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FuckT41182 wrote:sorry but did you see the first Barca-Inter game ?? i wouldn't say that Inter had less chances :) and in the second game Busquets showed showed his abilities ...or Barca against Chelsea a few years ago,in my opinion,Chelsea was better,Drogba had like 50 chances to score and he blew them all :)
Yeah well, Barça and Inter met in the groupstage that same year.

Inter 0-0 Barça
Barça 2-0 Inter

So where's your point now?

Barça won against the (future) winner, so?

Come on, be serious: you really prefer boring and slow defensive football above attractive and offensive art?
gosh,don't tell me that you don't know why Barca didn't get to the finals last year :devious:
and yes,because for me it is not boring,and the win 3:1 for Inter against Barca was not boring at all ...and many matches in Italian league are interesting for me ...I have my reasons and I think that those reasons are obvious ...
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FuckT41182 wrote:gosh,don't tell me that you don't know why Barca didn't get to the finals last year :devious:
and yes,because for me it is not boring,and the win 3:1 for Inter against Barca was not boring at all ...and many matches in Italian league are interesting for me ...I have my reasons and I think that those reasons are obvious ...
You wanna tell me why 'the best team in Europe' is now only 5th in the Italian league?

I really hope Barça will play Inter in the next CL-round.

Speak to you then.
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FuckT41182 wrote:gosh,don't tell me that you don't know why Barca didn't get to the finals last year :devious:
and yes,because for me it is not boring,and the win 3:1 for Inter against Barca was not boring at all ...and many matches in Italian league are interesting for me ...I have my reasons and I think that those reasons are obvious ...
You wanna tell me why 'the best team in Europe' is now only 5th in the Italian league?

I really hope Barça will play Inter in the next CL-round.

Speak to you then.
but this is a new fucking season,so another team will be the best team in the world ...find there anywhere in my comments me saying that Inter Milan is the best team forever ...last season,they were,and they have proof,so what the fuck are we talking about ? they've beaten Barcelona and many other teams,and they were definitely the best team of the last season,=,even if you don't agree,they have the papers :silly: and the fucking cup(actually 3 of 'em....
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@Lars: You sound like someone with a great football knowledge. Why the fuck are you arguing with this imbecil?
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Madjid wrote:@Lars: You sound like someone with a great football knowledge. Why the fuck are you arguing with this imbecil?
@Fuckwhatever : are you a real Madrid or an Inter fan? Or you're just a Barça hater? let us know so that we can properly respond to your posts.
I don't fucking hate Barca,why should I ??btw I am Liverpool fan + Napoli fan ...and I like Mourinhho's work ...
what is wrong with saying that Inter Milan was the best team for the last season ?? fuck it's a fact and nobody can deny facts,they've won,they've got the credit...this season maybe it'll be Barca,maybe Real,maybe Chelsea...I don't really care my two teams are not in there :P

I didn't say that I hate Barca ...I admit that I don't like Busquests,but I also don't like DiMaria
Madjid wrote:@Lars: You sound like someone with a great football knowledge. Why the fuck are you arguing with this imbecil?
fuck I didn't notice this ...I really think I should start hating Barca fans ...so only those who love Barca's style have great football knowledge and those who actually say that the last season Inter Milan won the CHL,not Barca are imbecils ??
someday,we may happen to meet,and I will ask you to call me an imbecil,I will really like to hear that...
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sorry, but just because someone won the Champions League, it doesn't always make them the "best team in the world". when Liverpool won it in 2005, we were nowhere near the best team in the world. it's a knockout competition, sometimes shit can go your way. Inter were not the best footballing team on the planet last year, Mourinho just found a way to counter Barca's talents and win. Inter's football in the 2nd leg against Barca was shit an boring. but they won over 2 legs.
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Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:sorry, but just because someone won the Champions League, it doesn't always make them the "best team in the world".
this.
everyone is using "we won champions league, you didn't -> we're better" against me, I hate it.
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Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:sorry, but just because someone won the Champions League, it doesn't always make them the "best team in the world". when Liverpool won it in 2005, we were nowhere near the best team in the world. it's a knockout competition, sometimes shit can go your way. Inter were not the best footballing team on the planet last year, Mourinho just found a way to counter Barca's talents and win. Inter's football in the 2nd leg against Barca was shit an boring. but they won over 2 legs.
:) but that's it,he found the way to win,that makes them better ...the second leg ?? you mean that one where they were just 10 for almost the whole match ?

all I said is facts ,and the fact is that Inter Milan have beaten Barca ...and the way they played with 10 players,oh my god how many teams could defend like them ??? did you expect them to score other 3 goals in the second match when they were one man down and they were two goals ahead ?? they would be crazy ...Barcelona is Barcelona,they are one of the best teams in the world,but they fucking can be beaten,what everyone everywhere forget about ...

and actually about Inter many important people in football said that they were almost unbeatable that year ...and can we deny it ??? their defense was sure the best,and their counter-offensive even better ...

I just don't see how someone can say that Inter didn't deserve to win ...IMO they were the best,I know that many teams haven't always won it deservedly,but Inter sure did,they won the first match and in the second match they couldn't do that much ...
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fucking hell, this is getting boring. where did I say Inter didn't deserve to win? Barca is the best "footballing" team on the planet for me right now, and they were last year, IN MY OPINION. doesn't mean they can't be beaten. Inter found a way to beat them. congrats to them. doesn't stop Mourinho being an arrogant cunt and I hope he never manages Liverpool, because he's a giant cunt.
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yeah,I guess many managers would say exactly what he says ...but they just don't say what they think and all the players that played under Mou say that he's a funny guy and he does everything for the team...Media don't like him,he doesn't like them and he doesn't give a fuck ...

it's all just opinions,how can you get angry ? :silly:

I think that many times those who say nice things and act like nice guys in front of the media could be the biggest cunts :winkwink:
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Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:Barca is the best "footballing" team on the planet for me right now, and they were last year, IN MY OPINION. doesn't mean they can't be beaten.
Amen to this, dude.

Remember Greece winning Euro 2004? Don't tell me they were the best European team at the time. Just... Don't.
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Lars wrote:
Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:Barca is the best "footballing" team on the planet for me right now, and they were last year, IN MY OPINION. doesn't mean they can't be beaten.
Amen to this, dude.

Remember Greece winning Euro 2004? Don't tell me they were the best European team at the time. Just... Don't.
they weren't and they were extremely lucky ...but Inter played against Barca,so they weren't lucky at all ...and the first match they won and in the second match Busquets was ''fauled'' and Inter was one man down from the very beginning of the match ...and they lose just 0:1 ...10 players of Inter played against 11 of Barca,and they were fucking fighting ...and they've won ...

all that occurs to me when I think about you is that you don't accept my opinion that Inter was better the last year ..I really accept all your opinions about Barca including the one that they were the best team in the world last year,but we have just different opinions,and in this case it really makes me an imbecil ?? then fuck it...I actually really think that Barcelona is the best team in the world this season,and I think they're gonna win the CHL ...but I also think that there is Arsenal,Chelsea,MU,Real and other teams that could win

all I want you to accept is my fucking opinion,if you can't do that,then I fuck everything else,it's not worth to write a shit ...
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FuckT41182 wrote:all that occurs to me when I think about you is that you don't accept my opinion that Inter was better the last year ..I really accept all your opinions about Barca including the one that they were the best team in the world last year,but we have just different opinions,and in this case it really makes me an imbecil ?? then fuck it...I actually really think that Barcelona is the best team in the world this season,and I think they're gonna win the CHL ...but I also think that there is Arsenal,Chelsea,MU,Real and other teams that could win

all I want you to accept is my fucking opinion,if you can't do that,then I fuck everything else,it's not worth to write a shit ...
Well, Inter was extremely lucky as well the, weren't they?

It's not because I don't agree with you, that I don't respect your opinion bro.

But what happened last year in Camp Nou was (indeed: imo) a fucking disgrace for football fans. Personally, I really cannot understand why anybody (beside Inter-fans or Barca-hater) would like catenacchio.

But that's just my opinion, I do respect yours, allthough I don't understand it.

And those were my final words on this discussion.
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that's right :winkwink:

there is always so much hate in football discussions and absolutely no respect(Madjid) ...

go watch Pokemon,so you can teach yourself how to shake hands with the team that have beaten you
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I'm bored of all this wanking over Mourinho. he's not going to be a world class manager in my books until he goes to a club and leaves at least a 5 year winning legacy without spending millions upon millions on top talent.
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