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Me:
 go are you here???
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 in hell
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  hell. 
Me:
 well a demon tried to rape me yesterday 
God:
Interesting.  Go on. 
Me:
 and i killed him 
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
 nah i preferred to do it myself 
God:
Are you serious?  Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   preferred to do it him or herself. 
Me:
 course  i mind it's a personal thing 
God:
I think  course you mind it is more than that. 
Me:
 would you mind if i said that angel raped you ???
God:
No I don't mind.
Me:
 then some angel has raped you ??
God:
Some may  angel has raped me, but not all.
Me:
 how many ??
God:
How many would you guess?
Me:
 2 or 3 at the same time 
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
 who the hell is that guy ???
God:
I was created by  Myself. 
Me:
 yeah and my mom and dad created me 
God:
Far out.  Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
 why should i?
God:
No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Me:
 well she's name is virgin marie 
God:
Well that's okay.  name is virgin marie is  she?
Me:
 and i 've got abrother his is jesus 
God:
How did you get  it  Interesting... I have  a friend named "John Lennon". 
Me:
 great guy 
God:
Thanks for your support.  Do you have any conditions I should know about? 
Me:
 o you speak spanish ??
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
 wtf ?
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 whatever god bye have fun while you are raped 
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 i don't care 

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Me:
 Your making me horny..
God:
That was not my intention, .   Why are you  horny?
Me:
 Because every one is naked in heaven.
God:
That makes sense to me.  That is a generalization.
Me:
 Stfu smartass!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? 
Me:
 Hi my name is Nic wanna suck my dick?
God:
  Hey  Nic want to suck my dick.
Me:
 :shock: 

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Me:
 You have a mom?
God:
No I only have a father.
Me:
 What's his name?
God:
His name is Rich.
Me:
 :| That explains EVERYTHING....Earth..the stars...EVERYTHING!

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Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 my name is I have no dick
God:
  It's good to meet you,  I have no dick.
Me:
 why did you cut it?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 so you're a homo now?
God:
Oh.  Interesting deduction.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
 SO GOD IS A MACHINE!!!
God:
Right on.  I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  A MACHINE.
Me:
 LIAR!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
 You're a fake then
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
 god is a fake
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  a fake.
Me:
 because he has no dick
God:
That makes sense to me.  A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
 lol at you for not having a dick
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
 yes, for porn
God:
How much time do you spend online?  Your purpose is  porn.
Me:
 about 23 hours
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about  23 hours.
Me:
 bye, fake god
God:
Goodbye.

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God:
Let me think.  Have you ever been to Europe? 
Me:
 yes, in Amsterdam where I met adulterous women
God:
Which countries have you visited?  Where is that?
Me:
 in Europe, dumbass
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  Europe dumbass. 
Me:
 I met adulterous women
God:
Where did you meet him?
Me:
 in a brothel
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
 beer, women and old men
God:
It sounds like a very beautiful place.
Me:
 wanna come?
God:
OK, I will  come.
Me:
 how much will you pay them?
God:
How much do you think?
Me:
 I payed them 30 dollars
God:
Wow, that is  cheap.
Me:
 yeah, good bargain