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i have sleepwalked under my sisters bed. i woke up there :D
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BIG QOUTEZbobbyjames wrote:dam, i want you to feel pain now! lolZam wrote:*Chops finger off* *Doesn't bleed* Nah... It didnt hurt.bobbyjames wrote:do it, i darez ya!Zam wrote:Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*bobbyjames wrote:hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!Zam wrote:Suicidal drunk* ;)bobbyjames wrote:lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!Zam wrote:I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.bobbyjames wrote:haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.
But the next day sucks...
Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
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:D I know...it was funny thoughPhili wrote:...EW!grandpa wrote:I gave my best friend a wet willy
but not with spit...but vagina juice (i'm a dude) (and im not saying i had one, I used my girlfriend, who was right next to me at the time)
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but he doesnt know that
V wrote:This guy is awesome.
i tried going out the house at like 5am ! sleepwalkingjanetvaher wrote:i sleeptalk. I've had some pretty interesting conversations, ofcourse, i don't remember nothing. i've laughed too.Ian wrote:i once pissed on my first computer...then went n fell aslepp in bath...an another time i pissed on my mum from top of stairs :) i was sleepwalking :P
I once sleepwalked too, i went to the livingroom and asked my father about 4 times what time it is. Then he sayd "GO TO SLEEP!!" then i went back to sleep. At least that's what my father sayd. And my brother...
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My brother is a heavy sleeper. He usually claps and shouts while he sleeps. Heck! He once even pushed me to the floor!
My brother's 10, we share bedrooms cuz he is afraid of the dark. I really don't mind, though.
My brother's 10, we share bedrooms cuz he is afraid of the dark. I really don't mind, though.
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I've got weak constitution
I'm led so easily, so easily
I'm led so easily, so easily
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So, if I say suck my dick, you will? ;)The Jester wrote:I've got weak constitution
I'm led so easily, so easily
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Lawl! <3bobbyjames wrote:i will :DZam wrote:So, if I say suck my dick, you will? ;)The Jester wrote:I've got weak constitution
I'm led so easily, so easily
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Chocolate is poisonous for dogs... You could've killed the poor dog.Mr-David-Blues wrote:I once fed my neighbours dog chocolate....
It has a stomach problem
I heard the screams the next morning
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I almost fucked your mom.Byzzy wrote:i almost fucked a mormon girl
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LMFAO! Haha.Tiny wrote:I once beat up a girl because she took my twinkie.
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