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wiggs1441 wrote:LETS HEAR SOME DRUNK STORIES!!!!

don't ever play basketball with a dude who's taller and more drunk than you, also don't ever play basketball when you have had a bottle of rum,i literally kissed the pavement i ended up with a weird mark on my arm for the rest of my life and a bruised jaw
fuck drinking lemon fanta without vodka is not the same

Too lazy to post my stories at the moment, but here's some drunk/hungover iPhone adventures. Most of you have probably already seen these, but I felt it would make a nice addition to the drunk thread.

Went beerboggining last night. Had 8 shots of Malibu, 2 cans of beer, and about a quarter of a minikeg. I couldn't walk straight at all and was falling all over the place.

my friend yesterday partying.

Still Waiting wrote:

wiggs1441 wrote:LETS HEAR SOME DRUNK STORIES!!!!

don't ever play basketball with a dude who's taller and more drunk than you, also don't ever play basketball when you have had a bottle of rum,i literally kissed the pavement i ended up with a weird mark on my arm for the rest of my life and a bruised jaw
fuck drinking lemon fanta without vodka is not the same

Drunken football is pretty entertaining though. We scored a goal with a dude that was passed out, he didn't even wake then. Might as well tell a drunken story: I discovered apple vodka that day. It tasted retardedly like apple Chewits so I didn't hold back on the consumption. I don't remember much from that night, except the fact that I was running from the cops about an hour later since it was years back. The place was 20 kms out of town and it was this tiny village, more like a complex of old soviet time apartments. There was a group of people, about 15 of us, I just randomly went into the bushes since nature called and before I knew it everyone were running for their lives, like straight up sprinting from the police. The bust was probably planned ahead since there were about 2-3 cars/vans with 6 officers running around. Of course I stepped out of the bushes, because I am an idiot. Then 5 of us managed to actually climb up through windows and we tried not to wake the parents of the chick whose place it was. It was just chaos, about 1/3 of the people got busted. Overall it was more funny than srs. One guy legit shat his pants while running. Not because he was scared but because he had been holding it in for a while, lmao
The scariest was when about 3 of us girls, were leaving from a party (not drunk, though) from the 5th floor of an apartment and this guy basically forced us to get into some shady old Mercedes, he was like "you need to come, seriously. Get in". He wasn't really bright, so a little diversion and we ran as fast as we could. Half an hour of hiding behind the trees...

But it's pretty funny to look back on these days.

stole two shots of tequila yesterday, how did I do it ? well we knew the bartender and my friend likes to mess around behind the bar and i was like yo give some tequila ,had it not been for my sis needing an ambulance it'd had been a great night for sure

Still Waiting wrote:stole two shots of tequila yesterday, how did I do it ? well we knew the bartender and my friend likes to mess around behind the bar and i was like yo give some tequila ,had it not been for my sis needing an ambulance it'd had been a great night for sure

Jack Daniels/ vodka > tequila

blackhawk1105 wrote:Jack Daniels/ vodka > tequila

no argument there.

blackhawk1105 wrote:

Still Waiting wrote:stole two shots of tequila yesterday, how did I do it ? well we knew the bartender and my friend likes to mess around behind the bar and i was like yo give some tequila ,had it not been for my sis needing an ambulance it'd had been a great night for sure

Jack Daniels/ vodka > tequila

i'm not going to argue, but i felt like drinking some tequila

I love Tequila shots more than I do Jack or vodka. I found Sour Jack's disgusting, I don't know why my friends like it. Jagerbombs are good too. Yeah, Tequila and Jagerbombs. <3

vodka can fuck off.

Why must people ruin Jagermeister by having it with energy drink, it's alright and all that but a cold and straight jager is so much better for me and my friends or right out the bottle. Doesn't matter which.

Boni Boy Blue wrote:Why must people ruin Jagermeister by having it with energy drink, it's alright and all that but a cold and straight jager is so much better for me and my friends or right out the bottle. Doesn't matter which.

This.

I spent some time alone with a bottle of whisky last night. Poor Janet may have been slightly abused :(

what did you do to her?!

Janet wrote:

Still Waiting wrote:

wiggs1441 wrote:LETS HEAR SOME DRUNK STORIES!!!!

don't ever play basketball with a dude who's taller and more drunk than you, also don't ever play basketball when you have had a bottle of rum,i literally kissed the pavement i ended up with a weird mark on my arm for the rest of my life and a bruised jaw
fuck drinking lemon fanta without vodka is not the same

Drunken football is pretty entertaining though. We scored a goal with a dude that was passed out, he didn't even wake then. Might as well tell a drunken story: I discovered apple vodka that day. It tasted retardedly like apple Chewits so I didn't hold back on the consumption. I don't remember much from that night, except the fact that I was running from the cops about an hour later since it was years back. The place was 20 kms out of town and it was this tiny village, more like a complex of old soviet time apartments. There was a group of people, about 15 of us, I just randomly went into the bushes since nature called and before I knew it everyone were running for their lives, like straight up sprinting from the police. The bust was probably planned ahead since there were about 2-3 cars/vans with 6 officers running around. Of course I stepped out of the bushes, because I am an idiot. Then 5 of us managed to actually climb up through windows and we tried not to wake the parents of the chick whose place it was. It was just chaos, about 1/3 of the people got busted. Overall it was more funny than srs. One guy legit shat his pants while running. Not because he was scared but because he had been holding it in for a while, lmao
The scariest was when about 3 of us girls, were leaving from a party (not drunk, though) from the 5th floor of an apartment and this guy basically forced us to get into some shady old Mercedes, he was like "you need to come, seriously. Get in". He wasn't really bright, so a little diversion and we ran as fast as we could. Half an hour of hiding behind the trees...

But it's pretty funny to look back on these days.

I kind of missed the days of running and hiding from cops. It was kind of an adventure, haha.

Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:vodka can fuck off.

Ever since I first puked on vodka (I was 14) I couldn't stand to drink it anymore. It was the first hard liquor I had. Though a couple years back I tried Grey Goose and that stuff goes down pretty smooth, but it's too expensive.

I just hate the taste of vodka so much, it's vile. I'd rather drink something that I kind of like.

Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:what did you do to her?!

idk

I tried jagermeister a few weeks ago(janet's advice) and I loved it..
jagerbombs are way too expensive, you barely taste the jagermeister and red bull is just overpriced..

Jack Daniels is still my favorite drink and vodka gets a 2nd place..
I like everything I drink.. but I'm not the biggest fan of tequila.. I like it but Jack/Vodka/Jagermeister are way better

I hate energy drinks, so I'd rather just drink straight Jager. I prefer Tequila over Vodka, but I don't like drinking too much of it. I mostly just drink lager, and once I start getting drunk will try out any random drink until I collapse. Disaronno and Dr Pepper is quite nice.

yo guys have any of you tried absinthe ??