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Re: German TNS
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:41 pm
by Simon
Emil wrote:CUNT wrote:I can speak German.
German always works with the ladies. It's such a beautiful language. Just walk up to them and say:
Guten tag Fräulein, ich heisse Emil und ich liebe dich.
I wonder, when was the last time that a German person actually used the word "Fräulein".
Re: German TNS
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:03 pm
by Janet
Simon wrote:Emil wrote:CUNT wrote:I can speak German.
German always works with the ladies. It's such a beautiful language. Just walk up to them and say:
Guten tag Fräulein, ich heisse Emil und ich liebe dich.
I wonder, when was the last time that a German person actually used the word "Fräulein".
Yeah, Emil, nowadays you should say "Guten Tag, Hure, ich heisse Emil und ich liebe dich"
Re: German TNS
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:29 pm
by Simon
Janet wrote:Simon wrote:Emil wrote:CUNT wrote:I can speak German.
German always works with the ladies. It's such a beautiful language. Just walk up to them and say:
Guten tag Fräulein, ich heisse Emil und ich liebe dich.
I wonder, when was the last time that a German person actually used the word "Fräulein".
Yeah, Emil, nowadays you should say "Guten Tag, Hure, ich heisse Emil und ich liebe dich"
Haha, more like "Hey Schlampe, ich bin Emil und ich will dich ficken."
Re: German TNS
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:49 pm
by samueeL
Ein erdbeerkuchen mitt sahne und mineral wasser danke schön
Re: German TNS
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:00 pm
by Simon
Erdbeerkuchen mit Sahne... ME WANTS, NOW!
Re: German TNS
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:33 pm
by Emil
samueeL wrote:Ein erdbeerkuchen mitt sahne und mineral wasser danke schön
Mmm, Erdbeeren.
Re: German TNS
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:05 pm
by Janet
"Hey Schlampe, gib mir deine Erdbeeren, NAO!"
Re: German TNS
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:36 pm
by Emil
Nein, meine Estländer Führerin! Diese Erdbeeren ist meine allein.
Re: German TNS
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:54 pm
by TomiT14
Ich liebe mein Polizeihund
Re: German TNS
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:31 am
by Janet
Emil wrote:Nein, meine Estländer Führerin! Diese Erdbeeren ist meine allein.
Das ist ja Quatsch, möchtest du die Erbeeren für Wassermelone tauschen?
Re: German TNS
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:11 am
by Simon
Haha, great stuff.. this made me laugh quite a bit. Especially the remarkably random Polizeihund.
Re: German TNS
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:38 am
by Jeremy Kill
Still Waiting wrote:Jeremy Kill wrote:Still Waiting wrote:hey i can teach you,
Really? Can you train me in time to be an expert so I can impress some ladies for tomorrow night?
i could try, and lets not forget that ladies over there are used to latin spanish, i speak castilian spanish which is perhaps a little bit more exotic over there.
¿me das tu numero de teléfono? (meh dass 2 numero the telephono,) - can i get your number?
¿cómo te llamas?-what's your name?- me llamo...- my names is ...
estás más buena que el pan - you're hot
que te jodan -fuck you
i can teach you more if you want
Alright, I'll practice these and then I'll let you know how things work out, thanks! Though, I'll probably butcher the pronunciations.
Re: German TNS
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:27 am
by Emil
Janet wrote:Emil wrote:Nein, meine Estländer Führerin! Diese Erdbeeren ist meine allein.
Das ist ja Quatsch, möchtest du die Erbeeren für Wassermelone tauschen?
Jawohl. Wassermelone ist Gut.
Re: German TNS
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:51 am
by Peterr
Jeremy Kill wrote:Still Waiting wrote:Jeremy Kill wrote:Still Waiting wrote:hey i can teach you,
Really? Can you train me in time to be an expert so I can impress some ladies for tomorrow night?
i could try, and lets not forget that ladies over there are used to latin spanish, i speak castilian spanish which is perhaps a little bit more exotic over there.
¿me das tu numero de teléfono? (meh dass 2 numero the telephono,) - can i get your number?
¿cómo te llamas?-what's your name?- me llamo...- my names is ...
estás más buena que el pan - you're hot
que te jodan -fuck you
i can teach you more if you want
Alright, I'll practice these and then I'll let you know how things work out, thanks! Though, I'll probably butcher the pronunciations.
Spanish is the shit.
But telling people they're as good as bread isn't quite what we learned. All I know is puerto rican slang.