I wonder, when was the last time that a German person actually used the word "Fräulein".Emil wrote:German always works with the ladies. It's such a beautiful language. Just walk up to them and say:CUNT wrote:I can speak German.
Guten tag Fräulein, ich heisse Emil und ich liebe dich.
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Yeah, Emil, nowadays you should say "Guten Tag, Hure, ich heisse Emil und ich liebe dich"Simon wrote:I wonder, when was the last time that a German person actually used the word "Fräulein".Emil wrote:German always works with the ladies. It's such a beautiful language. Just walk up to them and say:CUNT wrote:I can speak German.
Guten tag Fräulein, ich heisse Emil und ich liebe dich.
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Haha, more like "Hey Schlampe, ich bin Emil und ich will dich ficken."Janet wrote:Yeah, Emil, nowadays you should say "Guten Tag, Hure, ich heisse Emil und ich liebe dich"Simon wrote:I wonder, when was the last time that a German person actually used the word "Fräulein".Emil wrote:German always works with the ladies. It's such a beautiful language. Just walk up to them and say:CUNT wrote:I can speak German.
Guten tag Fräulein, ich heisse Emil und ich liebe dich.
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Ein erdbeerkuchen mitt sahne und mineral wasser danke schön
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Erdbeerkuchen mit Sahne... ME WANTS, NOW!
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Mmm, Erdbeeren.samueeL wrote:Ein erdbeerkuchen mitt sahne und mineral wasser danke schön
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Das ist ja Quatsch, möchtest du die Erbeeren für Wassermelone tauschen?Emil wrote:Nein, meine Estländer Führerin! Diese Erdbeeren ist meine allein.
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Haha, great stuff.. this made me laugh quite a bit. Especially the remarkably random Polizeihund.
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Alright, I'll practice these and then I'll let you know how things work out, thanks! Though, I'll probably butcher the pronunciations.Still Waiting wrote:i could try, and lets not forget that ladies over there are used to latin spanish, i speak castilian spanish which is perhaps a little bit more exotic over there.Jeremy Kill wrote:Really? Can you train me in time to be an expert so I can impress some ladies for tomorrow night?Still Waiting wrote:hey i can teach you,
¿me das tu numero de teléfono? (meh dass 2 numero the telephono,) - can i get your number?
¿cómo te llamas?-what's your name?- me llamo...- my names is ...
estás más buena que el pan - you're hot
que te jodan -fuck you
i can teach you more if you want
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Jawohl. Wassermelone ist Gut.Janet wrote:Das ist ja Quatsch, möchtest du die Erbeeren für Wassermelone tauschen?Emil wrote:Nein, meine Estländer Führerin! Diese Erdbeeren ist meine allein.
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Spanish is the shit.Jeremy Kill wrote:Alright, I'll practice these and then I'll let you know how things work out, thanks! Though, I'll probably butcher the pronunciations.Still Waiting wrote:i could try, and lets not forget that ladies over there are used to latin spanish, i speak castilian spanish which is perhaps a little bit more exotic over there.Jeremy Kill wrote:Really? Can you train me in time to be an expert so I can impress some ladies for tomorrow night?Still Waiting wrote:hey i can teach you,
¿me das tu numero de teléfono? (meh dass 2 numero the telephono,) - can i get your number?
¿cómo te llamas?-what's your name?- me llamo...- my names is ...
estás más buena que el pan - you're hot
que te jodan -fuck you
i can teach you more if you want
But telling people they're as good as bread isn't quite what we learned. All I know is puerto rican slang.