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Re: The Football (Soccer *cringe*) Thread
Absolutely brilliant.Still Waiting wrote:gentlemen(since i'm the only lady in this topic) we'll have two clasicos in a week, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Kicking Mourinho's ass twice in a week has always been one of my top dreams.

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If Real Madrid hadn't the worst business history in the world for the last 8 years ,I wouldn't agree with you ...but they did ,so I agree with you ...but one thing I know for sure,Mou is the best manager these years ...now I wonder if he will manage to win in the third league he's in,but RM is really fucked up...Lars wrote:Absolutely brilliant.Still Waiting wrote:gentlemen(since i'm the only lady in this topic) we'll have two clasicos in a week, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Kicking Mourinho's ass twice in a week has always been one of my top dreams.

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I don't like him.
Of course, he had some great results, especially last year with Inter.
But seriously, I really didn't like the football he was playing. Catenacchio, you know. I really cannot understand why anybody (except for the Inter-fans) would say Inter's style was better than Barca's. I mean, look at Barca... You won't see another team like that for the next 15-20 years. They're outstanding.
Of course, he had some great results, especially last year with Inter.
But seriously, I really didn't like the football he was playing. Catenacchio, you know. I really cannot understand why anybody (except for the Inter-fans) would say Inter's style was better than Barca's. I mean, look at Barca... You won't see another team like that for the next 15-20 years. They're outstanding.

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Re: The Football (Soccer *cringe*) Thread
Torres isn't worth crap, 50 millions pounds for Torres? For real? How much would you pay for a better striker, like Villa for instance? 100? That's just too much.
2 Classicos in a week, could be tricky, i wouldn't count on a 5-0 result in both matches, but i'm confident about Mourinho's ass being kicked. I'm pretty sure this is going to be his first and last season in Spain.
PS: Pazzini to Inter was the best deal in the winter Mercato, he scored 2 goals on his debut against palermo, and caused a penalty giving his team a valuable 3 points. Now THAT is a striker. Fuck Torres, and Fuck Chelsea.
2 Classicos in a week, could be tricky, i wouldn't count on a 5-0 result in both matches, but i'm confident about Mourinho's ass being kicked. I'm pretty sure this is going to be his first and last season in Spain.
PS: Pazzini to Inter was the best deal in the winter Mercato, he scored 2 goals on his debut against palermo, and caused a penalty giving his team a valuable 3 points. Now THAT is a striker. Fuck Torres, and Fuck Chelsea.
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Madjid wrote:Fuck Torres, and Fuck Chelsea.
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Re: The Football (Soccer *cringe*) Thread
he's just a football player, did you really think that he'd have stayed with you forever?Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:Madjid wrote:Fuck Torres, and Fuck Chelsea.
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Re: The Football (Soccer *cringe*) Thread
no, it's not that, I knew he'd be off in the summer. it's the fact he's gone to fuckin Chelsea and ho much of an ungrateful bastard he's been the last week. in fact, not just the last week, the last 12 months. Ryan Bable has shown more graditude towards Liverpool since he left. Ryan fuckin Babel!Still Waiting wrote:he's just a football player, did you really think that he'd have stayed with you forever?Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:Madjid wrote:Fuck Torres, and Fuck Chelsea.
Liverpool will get over it, no-one is bigger than the club. not Torres, not Gerrard, not even Dalglish. we've lost bigger players over the years. we'll keep on truckin' and we'll be back sooner rather than later.

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Re: The Football (Soccer *cringe*) Thread
it's Liverpool's false that Torres leaved.. Why would such a player wanted to play at the middle of the table.
Drogba and Torres will be strong attacking duo like hell if torres will get in form.
Drogba and Torres will be strong attacking duo like hell if torres will get in form.
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Skrtel wants to stay in Liverpool forever,until the end of his career ...is it a good thing or a bad thing,huh Bobby ? XD
Lars:I liked the performance of Inter Milan more than Barcelona's play ...I got many reasons like unbelievable team spirit and the fact that they were playing the exact opposite of Barca's play ...one fast chance,5 seconds and a goal + the defense was almost unbreakable...I respect Barca fans and their style and everything,I understand why they like it,so can't you all understand and respect those who like something different
I don't know what could I compare it to ...maybe war,you will keep shooting on me for 90 minutes,wasting ammo and everything,then in the right moment I'll spend one fucking bullet and you're dead
that's why I liked their game,I hope I helped you understand
Lars:I liked the performance of Inter Milan more than Barcelona's play ...I got many reasons like unbelievable team spirit and the fact that they were playing the exact opposite of Barca's play ...one fast chance,5 seconds and a goal + the defense was almost unbreakable...I respect Barca fans and their style and everything,I understand why they like it,so can't you all understand and respect those who like something different
I don't know what could I compare it to ...maybe war,you will keep shooting on me for 90 minutes,wasting ammo and everything,then in the right moment I'll spend one fucking bullet and you're dead

that's why I liked their game,I hope I helped you understand


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I'm not even going to bother.gejmik wrote:it's Liverpool's false that Torres leaved.. Why would such a player wanted to play at the middle of the table.
Drogba and Torres will be strong attacking duo like hell if torres will get in form.
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that is exactly what makes a player a legend in one club...he's there with his club in the times of winning,celebrating with fans and he's also there in the times of loosing,fighting through it with the fans ... I think that many people believed that Torres will be as loyal to the club as Gerrard ...I must say that I had believed it toogejmik wrote:it's Liverpool's false that Torres leaved.. Why would such a player wanted to play at the middle of the table.
Drogba and Torres will be strong attacking duo like hell if torres will get in form.

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I was gonna flame him, but i stopped to quote you. LOLBobby Skumfuk James wrote:I'm not even going to bother.gejmik wrote:it's Liverpool's false that Torres leaved.. Why would such a player wanted to play at the middle of the table.
Drogba and Torres will be strong attacking duo like hell if torres will get in form.
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Well yeah, I do understand your point, but do you like watching a 90-minute game with only 5 exciting seconds? Seriously.FuckT41182 wrote: Lars:I liked the performance of Inter Milan more than Barcelona's play ...I got many reasons like unbelievable team spirit and the fact that they were playing the exact opposite of Barca's play ...one fast chance,5 seconds and a goal + the defense was almost unbreakable...I respect Barca fans and their style and everything,I understand why they like it,so can't you all understand and respect those who like something different
I don't know what could I compare it to ...maybe war,you will keep shooting on me for 90 minutes,wasting ammo and everything,then in the right moment I'll spend one fucking bullet and you're dead![]()
that's why I liked their game,I hope I helped you understand
Efficiency, allright.
But spectacle-wise and football-wise Barça is the greatest team in the world.

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let's hope so, i always liked liverpoolBobby Skumfuk James wrote:no, it's not that, I knew he'd be off in the summer. it's the fact he's gone to fuckin Chelsea and ho much of an ungrateful bastard he's been the last week. in fact, not just the last week, the last 12 months. Ryan Bable has shown more graditude towards Liverpool since he left. Ryan fuckin Babel!Still Waiting wrote:he's just a football player, did you really think that he'd have stayed with you forever?Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:Madjid wrote:Fuck Torres, and Fuck Chelsea.
Liverpool will get over it, no-one is bigger than the club. not Torres, not Gerrard, not even Dalglish. we've lost bigger players over the years. we'll keep on truckin' and we'll be back sooner rather than later.
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we'll find it harder to replace Reina in the summer once he leaves.
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sorry but did you see the first Barca-Inter game ?? i wouldn't say that Inter had less chances :) and in the second game Busquets showed showed his abilities ...or Barca against Chelsea a few years ago,in my opinion,Chelsea was better,Drogba had like 50 chances to score and he blew them all :)Lars wrote:Well yeah, I do understand your point, but do you like watching a 90-minute game with only 5 exciting seconds? Seriously.FuckT41182 wrote: Lars:I liked the performance of Inter Milan more than Barcelona's play ...I got many reasons like unbelievable team spirit and the fact that they were playing the exact opposite of Barca's play ...one fast chance,5 seconds and a goal + the defense was almost unbreakable...I respect Barca fans and their style and everything,I understand why they like it,so can't you all understand and respect those who like something different
I don't know what could I compare it to ...maybe war,you will keep shooting on me for 90 minutes,wasting ammo and everything,then in the right moment I'll spend one fucking bullet and you're dead![]()
that's why I liked their game,I hope I helped you understand
Efficiency, allright.
But spectacle-wise and football-wise Barça is the greatest team in the world.
this is exactly what I don't like,Barca fans claim how cool it is that their manager is so humble and that Mou is a dick...but at the same time they are saying that Barca is the best team in the world :) cause for me,the winner of the CHL is the best team,cause if you haven't notice it,Spanish Primera Division is a league where only two teams matter,and the second one was pretty dumb for the last years(RM) ...and I am not sure if even Mourinho can do something with it,cause they spent a big shitload of money to buy players that just appear to be useless
btw: I agree that Barca is an awesome team and if they will win the CHL the this year,I will call them the best team in the world of this year ;) but only if Howard won't be around


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Re: The Football (Soccer *cringe*) Thread
yeah i remember the game in the giusseppe meazza, did you know that the ref was portuguese and is friends with mou, though yeah we played really bad,FuckT41182 wrote:sorry but did you see the first Barca-Inter game ?? i wouldn't say that Inter had less chances :) and in the second game Busquets showed showed his abilities ...or Barca against Chelsea a few years ago,in my opinion,Chelsea was better,Drogba had like 50 chances to score and he blew them all :)Lars wrote:Well yeah, I do understand your point, but do you like watching a 90-minute game with only 5 exciting seconds? Seriously.FuckT41182 wrote: Lars:I liked the performance of Inter Milan more than Barcelona's play ...I got many reasons like unbelievable team spirit and the fact that they were playing the exact opposite of Barca's play ...one fast chance,5 seconds and a goal + the defense was almost unbreakable...I respect Barca fans and their style and everything,I understand why they like it,so can't you all understand and respect those who like something different
I don't know what could I compare it to ...maybe war,you will keep shooting on me for 90 minutes,wasting ammo and everything,then in the right moment I'll spend one fucking bullet and you're dead![]()
that's why I liked their game,I hope I helped you understand
Efficiency, allright.
But spectacle-wise and football-wise Barça is the greatest team in the world.
this is exactly what I don't like,Barca fans claim how cool it is that their manager is so humble and that Mou is a dick...but at the same time they are saying that Barca is the best team in the world :) cause for me,the winner of the CHL is the best team,cause if you haven't notice it,Spanish Primera Division is a league where only two teams matter,and the second one was pretty dumb for the last years(RM) ...and I am not sure if even Mourinho can do something with it,cause they spent a big shitload of money to buy players that just appear to be useless
btw: I agree that Barca is an awesome team and if they will win the CHL the this year,I will call them the best team in the world of this year ;) but only if Howard won't be around
you're talking bout the chealsea game in england right?? well did you watch the first leg ???the ref was wonderful wasn't he?
I'd like to beat the shit out of inter this year, revenge is sweet

the spanish league has been like this for a very long time, sure valencia, depor and atletico have won it a few times
you guys won't ever understand what a game like barça-madrid means to us, it's more than just football
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used to be ...RM needs to get rid of Perez and Valdano IMO ...fuck,Mou brought Ozil for 15 milions or so and he is absolutely amazing ...he's with CR and Iker the best player of RM ...Still Waiting wrote:you guys won't ever understand what a game like barça-madrid means to us, it's more than just football

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I love Barcelona as a club, have been there a few times before and it's got such a family feel to it that it's difficult to not fall in love with the whole institution the minute you get there.
However, I hope to fuck Man United get them in the Champions League this year and get some revenge for 2009. I really think United were the best team in the world from 2007-2009 and just didn't show up that night to make it two Champion's Leagues in a row :( It's a pity really, because their midfield has fallen to complete shit ever since that season, and Barcelona probably have one of the best attacking midfields ever assembled. United's defence is second to none on this planet though, and with Berbatov and Chicarito banging them in, and Rooney hopefully coming back to form now, maybe they'd be able to score a few against the better sides in the Champions League too.
Either way, I can't wait for the Champo to resume!
However, I hope to fuck Man United get them in the Champions League this year and get some revenge for 2009. I really think United were the best team in the world from 2007-2009 and just didn't show up that night to make it two Champion's Leagues in a row :( It's a pity really, because their midfield has fallen to complete shit ever since that season, and Barcelona probably have one of the best attacking midfields ever assembled. United's defence is second to none on this planet though, and with Berbatov and Chicarito banging them in, and Rooney hopefully coming back to form now, maybe they'd be able to score a few against the better sides in the Champions League too.
Either way, I can't wait for the Champo to resume!