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Emil wrote:

Mississippi Burning wrote:

Emil wrote:

Boni Boy Blue wrote:

Mississippi Burning wrote:I for one had the scariest f-ing dream ever yesterday. I woke up screaming, which has never happened before.

I wanted a mango so i went and bought one. I like mangos, mangos are nice. Nice is good. Gah, too much "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind". Random.

You had a nightmare about a mango... I would to jump inside your head just for a day xD

You wouldn't understand a thing. estonian is a complicated language. But maybe there will be nice pictures inside the head.

Does me beating up my brother count as nice? lol
He beat me up after i saved his best lap time in Colin McRae with my name, he worked so hard to get it. :D

Are guys allowed to hit girls in Estonia? If we do it here we will be beaten up.

Well, between brothers and sisters it's pretty normal, but usually not, i think a friend's friend got his ass kicked for kicking the shit out of his girlfriend =0

Woah, i just cleaned out my closet and found some Red Bull Snuff, i didn't even know i still had it, wtf.

I went to my fathers school to get bass guitar. I didn't wear too much clothes 'cause it was just 15 minutes drive to there. The road was really slippery and I lost the control of my car and car got stuck in really deep snow. Then I realized that I didn't even have phone with me.

Well there wasn't too much traffic so after an half hour a car stopped and lend me phone. At that point I didn't feel my toes or fingers anymore. Well my dad came in 15 minutes and just the same time one kind man droved by and offered to help with his tractor. Well, first two ropes snapped but with the third rope he managed to pull car back to road. Whoo.

I warmed my toes with hot water but they hurt like hell!!!! So remember: If you live in very cold country, always use proper clothes when you go outside. It's also a big help if you have a mobile phone with you all the time.. ...and don't drive too fast.

That's horrible, dude, i hope you're okay. The crappiest thing is, you can be the best driver in the world but when it's snowing on an already slippery road it's a fair chance you'll crash. That happened to my father a few years ago, i was in the back with no seatbelt on and we landed at a few meter opening inside the forest with meter thick oaks. A few inches here and there and it would've been a deathtrap. We also had to wait hours for rescue and i didn't feel my limbs. Oh wow, i guess it comes with living in colder areas.

good job there were no bears about

Woo, my brother did that last year.

Yeah, I'm completely fine. And I'd have kicked bears ass! Bears are afraid of me.

Mississippi Burning wrote:That happened to my father a few years ago, i was in the back with no seatbelt on and we landed at a few meter opening inside the forest with meter thick oaks. A few inches here and there and it would've been a deathtrap. We also had to wait hours for rescue and i didn't feel my limbs. Oh wow, i guess it comes with living in colder areas.

That's horrible :/

Watching American Idol lulz.

Wow, maybe living in a cold country isn't as awesome as I thought.. D=

I got Dr. Pepper and A&W flavored jelly beans.
I'm not sharing.

It's so annoying when I'm at Reem's house and end up posting on her account. -_-

samueeL wrote:Yeah, I'm completely fine. And I'd have kicked bears ass! Bears are afraid of me.

Mississippi Burning wrote:That happened to my father a few years ago, i was in the back with no seatbelt on and we landed at a few meter opening inside the forest with meter thick oaks. A few inches here and there and it would've been a deathtrap. We also had to wait hours for rescue and i didn't feel my limbs. Oh wow, i guess it comes with living in colder areas.

That's horrible :/

That's why i alway use a seatbelt.

samueeL wrote: If you live in very cold country, always use proper clothes when you go outside. It's also a big help if you have a mobile phone with you all the time.. ...and don't drive too fast.

thankfully i live in a warm country though it can be "pretty cold" (at least for us ) at night

not feeling good now, not good at all.

Me and 4 friends are perving it up on Omegle. Entertaining as shit

Finals are finally over and I have a day off today. =D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello stranger
You: No, you are a stranger!
You: I'm you
Stranger: damn how did you know
You: just look at the screen, clearly i am You
Stranger: dang
Stranger: well whats up
You: nothing much. the price of gas, the sky, my dick.
Stranger: umm well then you must be gay
Stranger: cause i am a guy
You: OH YEAH BABY
You: LET'S GET IT ON
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh Omegle, thank you for providing the lulz

Haha, think i'm gonna go on their and try to find you.

lulz i just went on that omegle

Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you like going to the pub?
You: the fuck is a pub?
Stranger: gtfo troll
You: i srzly dont no
Stranger: lol i don't really believe you
You: is it a typr of tree
You: ?
Stranger: a bar?
Stranger: no tree
You: bar?
You: like chocolate?
Stranger: no more like iron
Stranger: there's a lot of jokes about it
Stranger: they all start with:
Stranger: so a man walks into a bar
You: ouch
You: i think ive heard that one
Stranger: yeah exactly, that's what he says, "ouch"
You: gaslight anthem
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for hot guy
You: Right here!
Stranger: kets talk dirty
You: oh yeah baby ;)
You: i want to suck your dick
Stranger: im a girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh my god, i've never laughed this hard.

Mississippi Burning wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for hot guy
You: Right here!
Stranger: kets talk dirty
You: oh yeah baby ;)
You: i want to suck your dick
Stranger: im a girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh my god, i've never laughed this hard.

Hahaha!

I LOVE U JANET AND I'M SO SORRY ABOUT WHAT I SAID. I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU. IT'S OKAY IF YOU LIKE TO WATCH VERY WEIRD VIDEOS. I DON'T JUDGE.

I MADE A DRAWING FOR YOU, THIS IS HOW I'M REPAYED, FUCK