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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:01 pm
by Boni
Funny, Auto-correct usually saves my ass.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:29 am
by RileSum
Boni Boy Blue wrote:Funny, Auto-correct usually saves my ass.
Yeah it really fucks me over, even when I'm not drunk it makes me look drunk

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:31 pm
by Resident Skumfuk
Jeremy Kill wrote:Blah blah blah drunk Texts I pie you guys.

we all pie you too.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:50 am
by Boni
Auto correct just couldn't save me this time. Scottish just aren't meant to drink wine.


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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:44 pm
by Jeremy Kill
Haha, those are my texts and tweets almost every weekend! Auto-correct throws me under the bus a lot.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:16 pm
by Tyler.
The other night was great, we all got totally hammered on an $1000 bar tab my friends parents got for his sisters 18th. Then at about 3am after we were back home we went out and graffiti'd shit until like 4:30. At one point someone came out of there house to try catch us and we had to hide in the bushes, that was some intense shit. God I love alcohol!

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:31 pm
by Jables
Tyler. wrote:God I love alcohol!

The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:54 am
by Jeremy Kill
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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:19 am
by RileSum
All black re ginna fuxk shit uppp!!! Rugby world cup ftw!!

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:58 am
by gejmik
This thread is closed to me for 3 months. Can't. Touch. Any. Booze. Is this hell?

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:14 pm
by Jeremy Kill
gejmik wrote:This thread is closed to me for 3 months. Can't. Touch. Any. Booze. Is this hell?
I don't think so... You'd probably be allowed to get wasted in Hell! :happy:

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:19 pm
by Jables
Jeremy Kill wrote:
gejmik wrote:This thread is closed to me for 3 months. Can't. Touch. Any. Booze. Is this hell?
I don't think so... You'd probably be allowed to get wasted in Hell! :happy:
Surely it'd be a requirement? :glad:

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:01 am
by sumfan4
D000dx I fucking nailed the solo and I dorve home all blazed out like a g-rab.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:27 am
by sumfan4
Dude just makin ma rounds, like a penguin that dont explode or nothin.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:11 am
by gejmik
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
gejmik wrote:This thread is closed to me for 3 months. Can't. Touch. Any. Booze. Is this hell?
I don't think so... You'd probably be allowed to get wasted in Hell! :happy:
Surely it'd be a requirement? :glad:
I wanna go to hell then. Better than this.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:39 pm
by Tyler.
Hgnngmgmmm boobies

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:21 pm
by Jables
gejmik wrote:
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
gejmik wrote:This thread is closed to me for 3 months. Can't. Touch. Any. Booze. Is this hell?
I don't think so... You'd probably be allowed to get wasted in Hell! :happy:
Surely it'd be a requirement? :glad:
I wanna go to hell then. Better than this.
I've just thought of a downside, I don't like warm beer, and hell will make beer very warm :balling:

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:19 am
by sumfan4
guys remember when I said that thing? I said it so hard I pooped.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:22 am
by RileSum
Depression and being and drunk are not a good mixture.

what im a doign,
This was an good, awful night.

these notes are what i have left

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 12:02 pm
by Boni
How about you and me come back to my flat and open up a bottle of jager. I can't believe that line actually worked.