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NoReason27 wrote:Im kidding though, it was doomed from the begining. :(

Yup. God was siting around and was like "what's happening today. Oh. a Finger Eleven forum! hmm. this could be interesting"

NoReason27 wrote:

Luke The Spook (LTS) wrote:

NoReason27 wrote:412. you know that Bullet_for_my_valenzine doesn't really count as a human. douchefairys are not normally considered humans.

413. You stay on a sum 41 forum because a certain someone's Finger eleven forum was a miserable flop..

whoes fault do you think that was, Mr. "i banned these two guys because they were making jokes between themselves and dissed sum 41 and i lost my temper" :P

im kidding though, it was doomed from the begining. :(

415. you stand up for Sum 41 whenever someone disses them on a website.

make it 416 >_>

416: You cut yourself at night because Dave left.

417. You say "it makes no difference to me" rather than "it doesn't matter"

418. You're almost halfway there to 1000 signs your a Sum 41 Freak.

Come on people, we can DO IT!

Ok I will try

419. You wear Sum 41 underwear
420. You only listen to Sum 41 all day
421. You wear a Sum 41 wristband everyday
422. You follow them around the country on tour
423. You pretend to be a security guard to get backstage with them
424. You have a tattoo of Sum 41 on your forehead

425. You call yourself the "Slaybial Destruction" of the band.

426. You constantly pick up extra shifts at work and do more homework at school in hopes of someone giving you the nickname Bizzy because you're so busy.

427. While some are obsessed with the number 23, you're obssessed with the numbers 41 and 32.

428. You know all the Zodiac/Horoscope signs of all the band members and follow them.

429. You've been counting the days until a new Sum 41 album since Underclass Hero dropped.

430. You support War Child Canada because of Sum 41.

431. You bought both variations of Deryck's signature guitar and made your own authentic one.

432. You wear Draven shoes and Blackflys Sunglasses.

433. You have multiple Get'm Get'm Sergeant Guitar Straps so when one is toast, you have a back-up.

434. You tape all of Sum 41's television appearances.

435. You have multiple Sum 41 mix CDs.

436. You have all the Sum 41 albums, bootlegs and b-sides on your MP3 Player.

437. You want to move to Ajax.

438. You want to send your kids to the same high school as Sum 41.

439. You have "Sum 41" tattooed on your dang-er.

440. You have "Deryck Whibley" tattooed on your dang-er.

441. You have "Stevo32" tattooed on your dang-er.

442. You have "Cone" tattooed on your dang-er.

443. You have "Brownsound" tattooed on your dang-er.

444. Instead of coming up with your own original song, you add on new parts to existing Sum 41 songs.

445. You can easily pull examples of fanatic ways to be a Sum 41 freak out of your ass.

446. You won't pray to your government, guns and God.

447. You're pretty sure Deryck doesn't own a gun.

448. You live on a no name street with no vital signs.

449. You're Misery McNaley's best friend.

450. No one ever prays for you.

451. You are either the one to blame or you're not.

452. Everything seems "fake" and you really don't like "fake."

453. You only listen to songs that have a tempo of 88bpm.

454. You are usually not bought or sold.

455. You haven't gotten bored of reading these yet.

456. You have something against jesters.

457. You don't believe in the politics of chosen fools and hypocrites.

458. Confusion is all you see.

459. Frustration surrounds you.

460. You can come up with a bigger list than this post.

461. You're the son of all the bastards.

462. You believe you are related to Billy Talent because they are also "bastard's son."

463. You will have everyone regret they made you.

464. It's too late to save you.

465. You eat cold pizza on the side of the curb to cover up your morning breath of gin.

466. The sun has a tendancy to punch you in the face.

467. You don't have to see the Paris Hilton tape because you lived it.

Gunner wrote:425. You call yourself the "Slaybial Destruction" of the band.

426. You constantly pick up extra shifts at work and do more homework at school in hopes of someone giving you the nickname Bizzy because you're so busy.

427. While some are obsessed with the number 23, you're obssessed with the numbers 41 and 32.

428. You know all the Zodiac/Horoscope signs of all the band members and follow them.

429. You've been counting the days until a new Sum 41 album since Underclass Hero dropped.

430. You support War Child Canada because of Sum 41.

431. You bought both variations of Deryck's signature guitar and made your own authentic one.

432. You wear Draven shoes and Blackflys Sunglasses.

433. You have multiple Get'm Get'm Sergeant Guitar Straps so when one is toast, you have a back-up.

434. You tape all of Sum 41's television appearances.

435. You have multiple Sum 41 mix CDs.

436. You have all the Sum 41 albums, bootlegs and b-sides on your MP3 Player.

437. You want to move to Ajax.

438. You want to send your kids to the same high school as Sum 41.

439. You have "Sum 41" tattooed on your dang-er.

440. You have "Deryck Whibley" tattooed on your dang-er.

441. You have "Stevo32" tattooed on your dang-er.

442. You have "Cone" tattooed on your dang-er.

443. You have "Brownsound" tattooed on your dang-er.

444. Instead of coming up with your own original song, you add on new parts to existing Sum 41 songs.

445. You can easily pull examples of fanatic ways to be a Sum 41 freak out of your ass.

446. You won't pray to your government, guns and God.

447. You're pretty sure Deryck doesn't own a gun.

448. You live on a no name street with no vital signs.

449. You're Misery McNaley's best friend.

450. No one ever prays for you.

451. You are either the one to blame or you're not.

452. Everything seems "fake" and you really don't like "fake."

453. You only listen to songs that have a tempo of 88bpm.

454. You are usually not bought or sold.

455. You haven't gotten bored of reading these yet.

456. You have something against jesters.

457. You don't believe in the politics of chosen fools and hypocrites.

458. Confusion is all you see.

459. Frustration surrounds you.

460. You can come up with a bigger list than this post.

461. You're the son of all the bastards.

462. You believe you are related to Billy Talent because they are also "bastard's son."

463. You will have everyone regret they made you.

464. It's too late to save you.

465. You eat cold pizza on the side of the curb to cover up your morning breath of gin.

466. The sun has a tendancy to punch you in the face.

467. You don't have to see the Paris Hilton tape because you lived it.

XD most of the reasons you listed are reasons why are you Deryck XD

468. You're House flooded and the first thing that came to mind was "Shit, were are my Sum 41 cd's!!" instead of "is my family okay?!?!"

(true story there...)

469. In math class when the teacher asks: "What is the sum of 0 + 41" You correct her by saying: "The correct saying is 'Sum 41' "

470. You have dreams of getting all your Sum 41 Cd's autographed.

471. You have an iPod just for Sum 41 songs.

472. You only read books that have reference to Sum 41 in them.

473. You only eat the same food that Sum 41 eats.

474. (you did 472 twice on the last post). You are so dedicated to Sum 41 that you would take a bullet for most of them (Cone and Steve, yes, Deryck, eh, most likely if someone is shooting Deryck, he did something to deserve it, not that i don't like Deryck i'm just saying of the 3 he's the most likely to piss somone off enough to get shot.. okay, just pretend i never said anything, you are all gonna kill me until i say i'd take a bullet for Deryck.... oh well.. )

475. Under God, you'll allow us to shoot at you at will.

476. You also tape X's onto your shirts to match the ones on your guitar.

477. You hate Telecasters, but own one because Deryck plays them.

478. You play along to Sum 41 songs everyday on you instrument of choice.

479. You sing along to Sum 41 songs and try to imitate Deryck's voice.

480. You've succeeded in imitating Deryck's voice from the Chuck album.

481. You believe there is no "best Sum 41 CD."

482. Everyone hates you because of 481.

483. You're trying to have the same ugly haircut Deryck had when he was little.

484. You wash your hair as often as Deryck does.

485. You've had more than one conversation with Sum 41.

486. You know the current/previous cell/home phone numbers of members of the band.

487. Your favorite drinks are Jack Daniels and Corona.

488. You tilt your hat on the gay side.

489. You have photoshopped your face onto Avril's face in her and Deryck's wedding photos.

490. You took the picture of Deryck dancing with his mom during the wedding reception and photoshopped your mom's face in to replace Deryck's mom.

491. One of your hobbies is burning bridges of innocence.

492. You secretly hope Deryck made a tape with Paris...

493. ... And maybe make one with Avril.

494. You believe the previous two points to never come true.

495. Your band is a Sum 41 cover band. It's been one since Fat Lip was released.

496. You tape all the appearances of Sum 41's music videos on whatever music show.

497. You listen to Iggy Pop and Ludacris because of Sum 41.

498. You go caroling at Christmas time to "Things I Want" by Tenacious D and Sum 41.

499. You only like the Clash because Cone does.

500. You're extremely happy this made it to the half-way point.

501. Holy shit. We actually made it this far.
502. (See 501.)
503. (See 502.)
504. (See 503.)
505. While other people thought it sucked, you thought the Reborn to be Wild episode of King of The Hill was one of the best ones out there, just because Sum 41 is in it.

411? you went to philly at the hard rock cafe just to see Deryck's pants and sat there starring there the whole time,cried when you had to leave, and took tons of different pictures to find the perfect angle and now is the wallpaper for your computer (all to true this all happened this april :)lol)

411? you went to philly at the hard rock cafe just to see Deryck's pants and sat there starring there the whole time,cried when you had to leave, and took tons of different pictures to find the perfect angle and now is the wallpaper for your computer (all to true this all happened this april :)lol)

srry 506 my friend told me that

double posting n00bs

507. You went crazy just because you couldnt fin an HQ cover of DTLIT? until you saw that topic about HQ Covers in this forum

508. You jag off to the beat of grab the devil

509. You go on desperate measures to figure out how Deryck does his hair so you can copy him (True Story) XD

510. you want an El Camino to play Fat Lip in.

511. You try and make every computer made character to look like Deyrck, Stevo, or Cone
Ex. The Sims