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Jordan wrote:
Still Waiting wrote:shit messi is injured
You best be joking. Messi is my fucking hero ):
nop he didn't play yesterday and he won't be playing this weekend

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hmm...seems like this season we could see the best El Classico for the last few years ...Real really wasn't able to face Barcelona last years ...but now they play pretty cool football ...I am really looking forward to El Clasico ...I am not a big fan of Real ...I used to be when I was young though[Carlos,Zidane and so ...and I am a fan of all the teams Mourinho is training ...it just facinates me how he can always get the best from players ...and he kind of reminds me of House MD ... :P
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Real have looked alot better this year than the last few years, the 2 games will be alot closer this year. will still be rooting for Barca though.
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btw If you could choose your favorite football player,who would it be ?? I don't mean by skills now...I mean by personality ...I'd choose Zidane ...I have read a few interviews with him and he seemed to be a good guy ...and by skills it would still be Zidane ...
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Bobby Sumfan James wrote:Real have looked alot better this year than the last few years, the 2 games will be alot closer this year. will still be rooting for Barca though.
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FuckT41182 wrote:btw If you could choose your favorite football player,who would it be ?? I don't mean by skills now...I mean by personality ...I'd choose Zidane ...I have read a few interviews with him and he seemed to be a good guy ...and by skills it would still be Zidane ...
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FuckT41182 wrote:btw If you could choose your favorite football player,who would it be ?? I don't mean by skills now...I mean by personality ...I'd choose Zidane ...I have read a few interviews with him and he seemed to be a good guy ...and by skills it would still be Zidane ...
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personality wise, Jamie Carragher. despite growing up an Everton fan, he's now Liverpool through & through. fantastic attitude to the game and everything that comes with it. very smart guy too, has a good footballing brain and no doubt will one day be a great manager. his book is a cracking read too.

my favourite player right now would be Fernando Torres. outside of Liverpool would be Messi, Xavi & Sneijder.

growing up, my first idols were Robbie Fowler & Michael Owen, then Steven Gerrard.
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Bobby Sumfan James wrote:personality wise, Jamie Carragher. despite growing up an Everton fan, he's now Liverpool through & through. fantastic attitude to the game and everything that comes with it. very smart guy too, has a good footballing brain and no doubt will one day be a great manager. his book is a cracking read too.

my favourite player right now would be Fernando Torres. outside of Liverpool would be Messi, Xavi & Sneijder.

growing up, my first idols were Robbie Fowler & Michael Owen, then Steven Gerrard.
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Still Waiting wrote:
Bobby Sumfan James wrote:personality wise, Jamie Carragher. despite growing up an Everton fan, he's now Liverpool through & through. fantastic attitude to the game and everything that comes with it. very smart guy too, has a good footballing brain and no doubt will one day be a great manager. his book is a cracking read too.

my favourite player right now would be Fernando Torres. outside of Liverpool would be Messi, Xavi & Sneijder.

growing up, my first idols were Robbie Fowler & Michael Owen, then Steven Gerrard.
it's a pity madrid screwed him up
serves him right for leaving us and going to Madrid in the first place. oh well, we won the Champions League after he left, so he feels like shit!
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did you watch yesterdays game Ajax-Real ? :P the end of the match was pretty funny XDXD Mourinhos tactics are pretty drastic ...but I laughed when Sergio shaked his hand with arbiter XD

btw here is what happened yesterday ...Real Madrid was in the lead of four goals(sorry I do not know if this sentecne is understandable :D ) and they still got 2 red cards in the end :D and it was sure Mourinho's commands ...
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yea I watched the game, fuckin awful at the end. it was so obvious they were purposely getting themslves sent off to cancel out the yellow cards they had already picked up. I hope UEFA do something about it.

in related news, Roy Hodgson is a saggy old cunt and I hate him more than I hate Kyle. I hope he fucks off sooner rather than later.
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I think it was pretty funny :D I do not know I enjoyed it XD and some of the people say that they fucked it up for Ajax ...wtf ? :D they didn't even shoot so they could be happy for the opportunity to play against 8 players for two minutes ...

and I think that UEFA will not do a thing ...it would be pretty shitty if they did ...cause it is not a new thing,is it ?:D Barca knows this kind of things too :D
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Ajax were fucked anyway, it's irrelevant.

and David Beckham did this a few eyars ago with England, and he got punished for it. it's not cheating, it's just un sportsman like.

I just hate Real Madrid, it's the only reason it's pissed me off!
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I understand that ...I liked RM when I was a boy ...Zidane,Carlos,Figo,Backhem,Ronaldo times ...then I always support teams Mourinho trains because he is an arrogant bastard and I like it XD he kinda reminds me of House MD ...btw who would ever say that Mou does charity work ?? well fuck it good for him ...

I just read an opinion of a fan of Football that they should be punished for it because it was done on purpose ...cause when teams are wasting time just not to concede the goal and win with stronger opponent it is not done on purpose ?:D it is ...and the one who solves this shit is arbiter and so he did yesterday ...and so it should stay ...wasting time is always purposely
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I've never liked Real Madrid. only 2 La Liga teams have a place in my heart, Barcelona and Atletico Madrid.
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barça - madrid next monday, stupid Montilla who the fuck would held elections on the same day as barça- madrid, this fool is the only one capable of doing so
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Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:in related news, Roy Hodgson is a saggy old cunt and I hate him more than I hate Kyle. I hope he fucks off sooner rather than later.
Why all the hate against him?
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my favourite player right now would be Fernando Torres. outside of Liverpool would be Messi, Xavi & Sneijder.

growing up, my first idols were Robbie Fowler & Michael Owen, then Steven Gerrard.
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Owen was shit by the time he left Liverpool anyway, too injury prone.

Really looking forward to Barca/Madrid next week, hopuflly be a cracker iof a game. both teams seem to be scoring plenty in the league, and these games against each other could dtermine who the title goes to this season.

Emil, Roy Hodgson is a shit, small time manager with shit tactics and no youth policy. he doesn;t know how to handle big players, and he doesn't know how to speak to the media properly. he doesn't know the Liverpool way, he is not a Liverpool manager. the sooner the new owners find a suitable replacement, the better.
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As a Barça fan, i would like to thank Florentino Perez for bringing Mourinho to Real Madrid, for two reasons :

1- Last 2 years have been really boring in La Liga, with Barcelona raping Madrid in and out, so with Mourinho with the Blancos this year, I think this particular Classico will be the game if the decade!
2- Mourinho Gave Barcelona a chance for revenge, everyone watched the second leg of the Champions League semi-finals last year, and how he built a fuckin human wall in front of Cesar. Real Madrid players do not master this technique, as a matter of fact, they have never been as attacking as they are now, and it's extremely hard to beat Barcelona at their own game, pushing foreward.

2-1 for Barcelona, that would be my guess.

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