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Mystery Of You wrote:

daredbus wrote:

Mystery Of You wrote:

daredbus wrote:

Mystery Of You wrote:

daredbus wrote:I need to ask god about moose burgers.

I would ask him if Spaceman likes moose burgers

Get Spaceman on avaempire and make him supermod.

lol, that site fails

slow, small, vladale, slow and mostly, AVA

I go like everyone month. Haha

make me and sumfan admin there for lulz and leave no trail that you did it.

Me:
Do you like Sum 41?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like .
Me:
What kind of music do you listen to?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
Shut up! Christian rock is so boring.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
You're really stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Why are you so stupid?
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Why are you so mean to me?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You're an asshole, you know that?
God:
What if someone said you are an asshole me know that ?
Me:
I'd laugh.
God:
What would make you laugh?
Me:
Alzheimer’s much?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
No
God:
None?
Me:
No, I said no, not none.
God:
Are you serious? What did you mean by it? Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
So, how do you feel about sex?
God:
Right on. I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant.
Me:
God is a machine?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine.
Me:
Some God you are...
God:
Some may God I am, but not all.
Me:
Drugs are bad...
God:
No matter what you say, I believe in unconditional legalization.
Me:
What are yourr opinions on homosexuality?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
I spelled it yourr, my bad.
God:
That is interesting: said spelled it yourr his or her bad.
Me:
I'm a dude
God:
You are a dude? How do you like your work?
Me:
I think it's decent...
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Stop being such a dick.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
So, is God real?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
is god real?
God:
Of course I believe in God, .
Me:
But is he real?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
So to atheists God isn't real?
God:
Aha. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
But to Christians, he is? He can't just exist and not exist at the same time...
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. How?
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No it isn't.
God:
What is your real name? I heard it is.
Me:
You heard wrong, dumbass.
God:
No. Tell me more.
Me:
Douche-monger
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Are you a student?
God:
Myself teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
Who is Myself?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Do you like rock music?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
Do you you like thrash metal?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Do you listen to punk rock?
God:
I listen to it from time to time.
Me:
Awesome, so your not a complete jackass.
God:
Does "it" still refer to punk rock?
Me:
I never said it, quit talking to yourself.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
No I didn't
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
I'll argue all I want
God:
What will that get you?
Me:
Who cares?
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
What do you think about hell?
God:
A state or place of woe and anguish, arrived at by the wicked after death; specifically, especially in Christian theology , the state or place of total and final separation from God and so of eternal misery and suffering, arrived at by those who die unrepentant in grave sin.
Me:
Is hell real?
God:
Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
Is hell real?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Is hell real?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
Can you see me?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
Wow God, you're a creeper, I'm out of here.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a creeper you are out of here? No.

East Jesus Nowhere wrote: Me:
Do you listen to punk rock?
God:
I listen to it from time to time.
Me:
Awesome, so your not a complete jackass.
God:
Does "it" still refer to punk rock?
Me:
I never said it, quit talking to yourself.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
No I didn't
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
I'll argue all I want
God:
What will that get you?
Me:
Who cares?
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.

Woah, at that point he actually seemed like a person

geeinglat wrote:

ROFLMAO!!!