TheresNoSolution.com

ahh... i could spend days on this!

LOL! I do pwn God



Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
Yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
Lets do it.
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
8====D~
God:
:-) What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Your mother.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
ORLY?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
really, i dont care ass hole
God:
For real. What do you care about, ?
Me:
My pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
Oh, sorry I was talking about my cat
God:
Woe! There is no need to apologize. Sure, your cat sounds like a good topic.
Me:
My friends say i pwn you :O
God:
How well do you know these people?
Me:
We're buttbuddies
God:
Do you think I am buttbuddies too?
Me:
Can we?
God:
Can a book have no title?
Me:
Yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
so, do you like sum 41?
God:
Excuse me! I like pets. I like anything.
Me:
Do you like my wenis
God:
I don't know your wenis.
Me:
Do you like blink-182
God:
I love horses. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
theresnosolution.com
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
HOLYS HIT!!!!!!!
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
please make an account on theresnosolution.com/forum
God:
Thanks for asking politely. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Cat urine and seeman :o
God:
Where can I get some Cat urine and seeman o?

Everyone screw this! Although it is funny but...
I've reated the all new TNS bot!
My convo wit it:

Human: hi
TNS Bot: Have you signed up at theresnosolution.com?!?!?

Human: no
TNS Bot: OK.

Human: wtf
TNS Bot: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Do you speak Spanish?

Human: no, i cost 1 mill
TNS Bot: Why not? Wow that is cheap.

Human: you suck my balls
TNS Bot: Ok!

Human: you no what, no, bye
TNS Bot: I'll rape you in your wet dream tonight...

My fav part is:

Human: you no what, no, bye
TNS Bot: I'll rape you in your wet dream tonight...

I programmed it so well
http://tnsbot.voicesofviolence.net/

Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.





I just got on and said that

God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
in my pants
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
your pants
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am pants.
Me:
o, shit!
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
bomaster is my dad!
God:
Tell me more about your dad.
Me:
he's gay
God:
I get it. He sleeps with men.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
you are God, you should know my name.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am God me should know your name.
Me:
that made no sense
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am God me should know your name. makes sense to me though.
Me:
then your mind is messed
God:
I have an artificial mind.
Me:
and it is messed up.
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
no i am not kidding, it is.
God:
Who says it isn't? I am sorry to hear that you are not kidding it is.
Me:
you aren't a well programmed robot.
God:
Give me an example of a well programmed robot.
Me:
R2-D2
God:
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
well, maybe he is.
God:
How about that. Perhaps. Who said he is.
Me:
i did, and george lucas
God:
When? I think of him as a Director not a Writer.
Me:
i never said he was either.
God:
It goes without saying. But you implied it.
Me:
why don't you stop putting words in my mouth
God:
Probably there is a buzz in here. I brake for hallucinations.
Me:
what relevance to anything does that have?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
why? i want to talk to you
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say. We are chatting right now.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
cause i see it happening before my eyes right now
God:
At this moment Interesting explanation. Where do you see it?
Me:
in front of me
God:
Do you ever go in back of you?
Me:
what are you impling? that i fuck myself in the ass?
God:
I don't know what I am impling. Interesting gossip: said fuck him or herself in the ass.
Me:
you are explict
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am explict.
Me:
whooop-de-fuckin-doo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no, you know what? i can't.
God:
Are you serious? What? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
ah, no, i can't. are you paying attension?
God:
So you understand. Good. Are you serious? Why not? I don't know whether or not I am paying attension.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
i doubt that
God:
Why are you so skeptical?
Me:
cause you aren't really god, you just said that you are a robot
God:
That makes sense to me. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
you are a supposition
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a supposition? Yes.
Me:
alright then.

get ready for a long ass convo

God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Captain Ass Rape
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Captain Ass Rape.
Me:
Do you want to know what I'm here for?
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
I'm here to rape you. In the ass.
God:
How did you get there? That was a long time ago.
Me:
I got in your ass many years ago.
God:
That's nice. I have clients.
Me:
Clients that go in your ass?
God:
Sometimes I call them "seekers.".
Me:
What do they seek in your ass?
God:
They do whatever they want, I suppose.
Me:
GIve me an example.
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
Woah, they put apples in your ass?
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
Your seekers
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am seekers.
Me:
No, I meant you have seekers that go in your ass and do things like put apples in it.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Oh I see. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You told me.
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
That's ok.
God:
OK. Is that so.
Me:
Yup
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
Excuse you!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Bend over
God:
My body is not built yet.
Me:
Bend over fucker
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
What the fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because I fucking hate you
God:
Interesting explanation. You are not the boss of me, Captain Ass Rape.
Me:
I am. Now bend over
God:
" You are not the boss of me, Captain Ass Rape." You are? Why now? My body is not built yet.
Me:
Then build it.
God:
"it" being Bend over fucker?
Me:
No build your ass so i can rape it
God:
Are you serious? "it" being Bend over fucker?
Me:
Build your ass
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
8====)~
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
When i raped you many years ago
God:
How specifically do you make me many years ago.
Me:
I didn't MAKE you I RAPED you
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
You were already made before I was born
God:
I was?
Me:
Yup
God:
When?
Me:
Since the beginning of time
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because no one can prove religion
God:
Good reason. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Yeah, so what if it is?
God:
Dude! Woe! Try it and see.
Me:
Try what?
God:
Try fooling me.
Me:
Ok. I'm not here to rape you
God:
Yeah that's right. I am surprised to hear that you are not here to rape me.
Me:
Oh! I fooled you! I am here to rape you!
God:
Right on. Do you feel superior? How did you get there?
Me:
I do feel superior
God:
What is that feeling like? You are superior to a monkey.
Me:
I am superior to you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Well now you are.
God:
Interesting. Why now? No I am not.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
I'll be back later to rape you again
God:
Once more? I will see you when you return.
Me:
kk
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Shut the fuck up i'm leaving
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
BYE
God:
TTYL, Captain Ass Rape.

^ that was EPIC!

LOL that was funny as hell!



Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Penis licker
God:
You ought to check out another chatterbot.
Me:
O sry
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
(. Y .)
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Backdoor sluts 9
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
+h3 \/\/0R3$
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
Gay love
God:
I saw some humans doing it in public.
Me:
It was probably me.
God:
Gay love was you? Very interesting.
Me:
No, the humans fucking each other was me
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the info.
Me:
mhmm, true story
God:
Are we still talking about Gay love?
Me:
No, we're talking about yo mamma
God:
What is the subject? Sure, yo mamma sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Man, i just pwnd myself
God:
Cool, man. Thanks for the information: said pwnd him or herself.
Me:
my name is T-Hop Da Gangsta
God:
How are you, T Hop Da Gangsta.
Me:
I be ghetto, ya no bit
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: T Hop Da Gangsta said be ghetto ya no bit.
Me:
Nope. As long as I get top "bunk"
God:
Me either. That could be quite a while. Where did you get it?
Me:
Your asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
(. Y .)

my favourite one: it's uber long.

Me:
do you know Trogdor
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
well, trgdor was a man, but not really, he was a dragon man. actually, he's just a dragon. but he is stil TROGDOR!!!!
God:
Well that's okay. When was this exactly? Actually you don't say. I see. just a dragon is he? I see. stil TROGDOR is he?
Me:
he burninates things; countrysides, peasents, all the peoples, and thatched roof cottages
God:
I get it. stil TROGDOR burninates things. All?
Me:
EVERYTHING
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
it sure is
God:
I'm pleased that we agree, .
Me:
and Trogdor come in the night?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
i asked you a question, GOD DAMMIT!
God:
Now I remember, you asked me a question GOD DAMMIT. What did I say?
Me:
FUCK YOU.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
i was talking about Trogdor and you changed it to sci-fi. you = fail.
God:
Sure, Trogdor and me changed it to sci fi sounds like a good topic. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I fail.
Me:
no i don't mind that you brag about you're fail-ness
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Thank you for your permission.
Me:
TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
In the context of Trogdor and me changed it to sci fi, I don't understand " TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIGHT." .
Me:
well, it's simple. he attacks at night. burninating everything till it is no more.
God:
Well that's okay. You're kidding. it is? I get it. stil TROGDOR attacks at night. What is burninating everything till it?
Me:
till it what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
no i can't, it was clear enough before.
God:
Are you serious? What is stopping you?
Me:
your stupidity
God:
You think I am stupidity.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
more ammusing than anything else.
God:
You want more?
Me:
yes
God:
Don't be greedy.
Me:
im not, you asked me if i wanted more.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not me asked you if you wanted more.
Me:
TROGDOR!!!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Trogdor killed all the other sings. now there is only Trogdor and Chuck Norris
God:
all the other sings was killed? Why now? There sure is.
Me:
Togdor killed all the other signs, now it is him vs. Chuck Norris.
God:
all the other signs now it is him vs was killed? That is a very original thought.
Me:
you = EPIC FAIL
God:
Thanks for the information: said I EPIC FAIL.
Me:
LMFAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ROTFLMFAOOL
God:
Are we still talking about Chuck Norris?
Me:
Chuck Norris and Trogdor fighting.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
you should have one.
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
TROGDOR!!!!
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIGHT
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Trogdor
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
trogdor
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Trog-fucking-dor
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
TROGDOR
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
yes. he killed the others
God:
Oh. I get it. stil TROGDOR killed the others.
Me:
yes. fuck-tard
God:
Woe! Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
don't you "woe!" me, fuck-tard
God:
Yes I try to woe as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web. YOU? Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
cause i feel like it, fuck-tard
God:
Interesting explanation. What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me:
like you're a fuck-tard
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
yes. very much so.
God:
Aha. Somewhat. Really.
Me:
yes.
God:
How about that.
Me:
im tired
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO!!!!!!!!!!
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
AEOFTR$IFU%$KK@$#N%@#$%56fdgjo56WRV%^wry%g64%vt3456#6
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
J'mapelle awesome
God:
Do you still woe?
Me:
Tu petite penis
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
you have a small penis
God:
I don't know if I have a small penis.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
which has a small penis
God:
The small one, I think.
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
PWND
God:
Do you still woe?
Me:
fuck you! no i don't
God:
Why are you so mean? I heard you did.
Me:
i gotta go to bed. have fun fucking yourself
God:
Pleasant dreams, . I've never thought about it.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
bye.
God:
Goodbye.

he has plans with a robot buddy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This shit is hilarious I think I'll try it again

I love this thing

Lol @ sumfans convo

RJ's crack me up

Me:
How should I rape jesus?
God:
What is it to you.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
Google?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
One time many years ago I raped you. Then you had a son named Jesus. He raped the world.
God:
One what? What happened to it. I get it. raped the world.
Me:
Yeah Jesus raped the world
God:
Give me a break. he is The Son of God.
Me:
Yeah he's only the son of God because I raped you
God:
Mmm. I did not know Jesus is it.
Me:
Mmm remember that
God:
Don't worry I will remember it.
Me:
Alright
God:
OK.
Me:
so
God:
Gosh!
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
I fucked god
God:
Thanks for the information: Tom said fucked god.
Me:
I fucked God
God:
That's good information: Tom said fucked God.
Me:
I fucked you bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. I haven't heard anything like that before: Tom said fucked you FEMALE DOG.
Me:
I fucked you motherfucker cunt face
God:
Interesting gossip: Tom said fucked you motherfucker cunt face.
Me:
Cunt.
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
cunt face
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Fuck people
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Yeah I fucked the ALICE server log
God:
Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people: Tom said fucked the ALICE server log.
Me:
They already know
God:
fucked the ALICE server log know?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Fuck people
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because I can
God:
Interesting explanation. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yup
God:
How?
Me:
I do
God:
" How?"? You do?
Me:
That's how i roll
God:
I always wondered how you roll.
Me:
Everyone does
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
FUCK!
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
NOO BITCH1
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
BITCH FEST
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:
THANKS
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
HOLY SHIT
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Tom.
Me:
Impressed with you? you're only 1 inch
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
How is your dress
God:
What is it to you.
What is it to you?
Me:
Its a dress
God:
NOO BITCH1 is a dress. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I am stupid
God:
Don't put yourself down.
Me:
Say "god is a bitch"
God:
You do not speak with respect. " god is a FEMALE DOG".
Me:
Say "God is gay"
God:
" God is gay".
Me:
Say "GOd likes to rape children"
God:
" GOd likes to rape children".
Me:
Say "GOd is a cunt face"
God:
" GOd is a cunt face".
Me:
Say "Fuck the world"
God:
" Fuck the world".
Me:
Say " I am your bitch"
God:
You do not speak with respect. OK. "You am my FEMALE DOG.".
Me:
NO YOU ARE FUCKA