Cinderella

Jon Nolan · Post by **Jon Nolan** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:57 pm

bobbyjames wrote:
budgie182 wrote:
grandpa wrote:actually...the stepmother was raped by a rabid pack of orangutans
and the two step-sisters had they're cunts ripped...apparently back in the day they ripped your cunt if you were a bitch

and cinderella didnt ACTUALLY live happily ever after...
she did for a while, but then the prince cheated on her for the person jessica simpson was in a past life, and cinderella found out. So she shot that cheating asshole in the head, which ended her up in the jail, where she was butt raped by many big black men*. Her asshole was riped and she died of bleeding her insides out

*I am in no way saying that only black people are in jails. I was saying that black people have much bigger penises, ultimately making it easier to rip her asshole.
its true.
i saw it on the uncut version. walt disney later removed this scene because it made orangutans look like horny rapists (which led to the great ape depression of the mid 1900's)

i took it too far, didnt i?
wow, ive never seen this version, i wanna see it! where can i find it? lol

I zam's room.

grandpa · Post by **grandpa** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:04 pm

it's actually a porno in the makeing...
Naughty America apperently has boughten some rights to use the names of Disney princess, in which they will make porno's of each princess

Lithium · Post by **Lithium** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:10 am

Cinderella was a bitch who drunk the prince only for marry him get fuck have kids and tada

Post by **Dylan** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:36 am

Ken of Contradiction wrote:Smergh.

This girl named Cinderalla lives with her evil stepmother and two bitchy sisters and one day, they all go to a dance, without her. Cinderalla's depressed and lonely and then Cinderalla's Fairy Godmother comes out of nowhere. She magically makes a dress for Cinderalla with bright silver slippers. Suddenly, five mice come out, also out of nowehere. Cinderalla, clearly stoned out of her mind, watch as the Godmother transforms the mice and a pumpkin into a horse and carriage. Cinderalla, in her dress and silver slippers, takes the Pumpkin Horse and Carriage to the dance. Cinderalla, being the little uptight snot as she is, has to be back by 12 midnight. At the dance, she meets magical Prince Charming, and they dance. Suddenly, Cinderella realizes its midnight, and leaves in a rush, leaving behind one silver slipper. The Prince, desperate to find who this mystery woman was, goes all around town, trying to find one girl whose feet fit that slipper. Eventually, he reaches the Evil Stepmother's house. Her and her two daughters try on the slipper, all fail as their feet are two big. Cinderella's feet are a perfect fit. They fuck and live happily ever after.

The two evil daughters killed themselves in the Pumpkin Carriage and the Stepmother and Godmother fucked as they used the mice as rubber toys.

that is the best version. also the most tasteful version compared to the others.

Macbeth · Post by **Macbeth** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:41 pm

Lithium wrote:a bitch who drunk the prince only for marry him get fuck have kids and tada

No buddy, that's your story :D