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How do you kill a baby?

Hit it on the head with a hammer repeatedly

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is big, red, has 4 wheels and eats grass?
A bus. I lied about the grass.

What did Hitler say to the German before he got into the tank?

"Get in zee tank"

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop.
Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen?
She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

What do you call someone who kills a black person?
A murderer.

A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

Jeremy Kill wrote:A Muslim walks into a bomb shop.
Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen?
She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

What do you call someone who kills a black person?
A murderer.

A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

No, it's

A man walks into a bar, and says "Ow!".

Rookie...

Jeremy Kill wrote: Why did the woman leave the kitchen?
She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

Ahahaha I jizzed over this anti joke.
Does that make sense? To jizz over a joke...

What did the mother say to her son when she walked in on him having sex?

Why haven't you cleaned your room yet

SBMurder wrote:What did the mother say to her son when she walked in on him having sex?

Why haven't you cleaned your room yet

I could see this happening

How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

HAHAHAHA I lol'd at all of them!! I've heard a few but I can't remember them thouroughly.

these are brilliant!

Good ones, keep em coming!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.



I just loved that one :D

This is great.

How do you call a woman who doesn't use anticonception?

A mom.

lulz, these are great. Too lazy to contribute though

when birds fly in a v formation, sometimes one side of the v is longer than the other. why?
because there are more birds on that side.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

to

to who?

its actually pronounced to whom

How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth?

Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least.

Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.



What happened when the volcano erupted?

All flights were cancelled.