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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:41 am
by 182sins
Sorry I'm sober too, but I'm pretty sure one day this topic will have more pages than the "SBM discussion" one :silly:

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:14 am
by Resident Skumfuk
wiggs1441 wrote:I was drunk last night. Had 5 cans of Pabst and a bottle of Hobgoblin Beer. I will be in this thread for a while.

..hipster.

haha. i don't drink much, but i will enjoy reading everyone's drunken ramblings.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:28 am
by wiggs1441
Resident Skumfuk wrote:
wiggs1441 wrote:I was drunk last night. Had 5 cans of Pabst and a bottle of Hobgoblin Beer. I will be in this thread for a while.

..hipster.

haha. i don't drink much, but i will enjoy reading everyone's drunken ramblings.
Hahaha. Pabst is a great cheap beer.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:28 am
by Jeremy Kill
Here are some of my old drunk threads from the past. These were the golden years.

http://theresnosolution.com/forum/viewt ... 10&t=10888
September 19, 2009 wrote:Basically because this forum needs life, but I try to give it taht life. Other than that, I just post around and see all the stupid shit I write the next morn ing. It gives me a good laugh. You guys, I love TNS, this is like home to me when I come home from school and have inter net homework to do. I'm not like the other drunks who just simply go to bed once they're done drinking. I wish I could be, but I seem to want to make some sort of drinken legacy behind. :suicide:

Guys, I'm such a bad influence, but I have a feeling nthis is what the new Sum4 1 album is gonna be like.
:winkwink: :winkwink: :glad:
http://theresnosolution.com/forum/viewt ... 10&t=11413
December 19, 2009 wrote:Drunk as fuck, aboiut to pass out!! :2cool4u: :2cool4u: :balling:
http://theresnosolution.com/forum/viewt ... 10&t=12321
May 16, 2010 wrote:Wazzup maggots god with tns mo ile I canget dfrunk and post almost at the same tgime!!! Also... fuck I can't remember but! I love u all. I dongt know what else to say. Whatam I supposed to say? Ill wake up tomorrow to find this post. It might be a surprise for kme. I justate 2 jumbo donairs haha. Fuck my life. This takes forever to write on a phone... anyone knowany good sztories? I might know a few.. too many to type with a phone tho. Anyways I hope things are going good. What tghe hell am ieven talking about. Right now everyone inthe bar is looking at me funnybecause I've been staring at my phone fir over a long long time. G2g

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Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:23 am
by Bobbyjames
I can't wait for summer now!

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:25 am
by gejmik
Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:I can't wait for summer now!

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:17 pm
by Mr-David-Blues
Boni Boy Blue wrote:The problem with me is when I get drunk I don't usually go home so I can't post on TNS. The only way to see drunk Boni is coming to Scotland and have a night out on the toon with me.
This will Happen 1 day

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:39 pm
by Druska
Boni Boy Blue wrote:The problem with me is when I get drunk I don't usually go home so I can't post on TNS. The only way to see drunk Boni is coming to Scotland and have a night out on the toon with me.
deal and i'll make you some homemade sangria

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:59 am
by wiggs1441
LETS HEAR SOME DRUNK STORIES!!!!

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:48 pm
by gejmik
wiggs1441 wrote:LETS HEAR SOME DRUNK STORIES!!!!
throwing up by nose. not a good thing I gotta say.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:46 pm
by wiggs1441
Something all of you should try. Chugging a beer while dancing. Look forward to beer flying out your mouth and nose while your still drinking.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:54 pm
by gejmik
I'm sure beer going by nose is better in this consistency than the one I saw.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:29 pm
by Bobbyjames
I can down a full can of beer in 2 seconds. true story.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:47 pm
by wiggs1441
Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:I can down a full can of beer in 2 seconds. true story.
Shotgun? Also Something you should all invest in. SHOTGUNATOR.
http://www.nojoke.com/shotgun.php#

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:10 am
by dff_punk
I am not sober, but so happy that my topic is this popular :)



P.S.: I am sooo fucking excited for the SBM album, with all those things I heard about it... just... fuck. I probably will not resist the leak.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:18 am
by Jeremy Kill
The human race is so inventive! I was surprised the first time I ever shotgunned a beer. I hate chugging beer in the first place, so I figured that shotguns would be ten times worse. It turned out to be alright and of course, I felt really manly afterwards.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:35 am
by wiggs1441
Recommended Drink: Captain Morgans Iced Tea.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:37 am
by Druska
wiggs1441 wrote:
Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:I can down a full can of beer in 2 seconds. true story.
Shotgun? Also Something you should all invest in. SHOTGUNATOR.
http://www.nojoke.com/shotgun.php#
fuck that as long as i have a lighter or a fork i don't need it, yup that's what you learn in college
dad says we have the same drinking habits, we can't stand holding a bottle or a glass for more than 5 min

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:52 am
by Boni
I had a few straight jagers rocking out at the Murderdolls gig. Wasn't even enough to get me tipsy though.

Re: The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams - THE DRUNK THREAD!

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:12 am
by Bobbyjames
this is all I need, festival drinking games are awesome.

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