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"Nice guys finish last." - Leo Durocher (and more recently, Green Day)

one of my favorites:

"You can't rush creativity, it just has to happen." - Steve Jocz (during the making of UH)

"I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley of Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. That's how I feel except for the "famous" part.

"I'm not lying, I'm writing fiction, only with my mouth" (or something like that) - Homer Simpson. I always wanted to say that whenever I'm accused of lying

That's all I can think of now, I have a really bad memory.

“What's better than sex? You know when you hold a piss for a really long time and you finally get to go? That's up there. That's one of my favorite feelings.” - Deryck Whibley

“Hi, we are Sum 41 and we're just something your parents will never understand” - Deryck Whibley

blackhawk1105 wrote:“What's better than sex? You know when you hold a piss for a really long time and you finally get to go? That's up there. That's one of my favorite feelings.” - Deryck Whibley

yeah I know this one ...I've read that interview recently ...Deryck also mentioned there that he managed to fuck three girls in one day ...

FuckT41182 wrote:

blackhawk1105 wrote:“What's better than sex? You know when you hold a piss for a really long time and you finally get to go? That's up there. That's one of my favorite feelings.” - Deryck Whibley

yeah I know this one ...I've read that interview recently ...Deryck also mentioned there that he managed to fuck three girls in one day ...

was that an interview with playboy or something?
Dirty deryck

Shelley41 wrote:

FuckT41182 wrote:

blackhawk1105 wrote:“What's better than sex? You know when you hold a piss for a really long time and you finally get to go? That's up there. That's one of my favorite feelings.” - Deryck Whibley

yeah I know this one ...I've read that interview recently ...Deryck also mentioned there that he managed to fuck three girls in one day ...

was that an interview with playboy or something?
Dirty deryck

Yeah, it was an interview with Playboy in 2002 or something. I tried looking for it, but I think it's taken down now. Either way, I took screenshots of the interview because it talked about Deryck doing cocaine and having sex in the same room as Stevo.

patenttiftw wrote:"The hardest part isn't finding what we need to be, it's being content with who we are." -Kris Roe

rep+++ on that one

I think I found that interview on one of their older sites..

"When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it." - Henry Ford

"They don't even know I'm here. Im, Imma a stealth clown!"
-Robert Bowling.

"I am happy and content because I think I am." - Alain-Rene Lesage

"It's like bringing a fart to a shit fight"
-Jon Stewart

'Where there is a will, there is a way" Unknown
"It's on like Donkey Kong" Dumb and dumb'er or "It's on like Donkey Kong, Biatch!" Steve Stifler
"With great power, Comes great responsibility" Ben Parker

"Playing guitar, having sex and eating are my three favourite things to do."

You all know who said it.

''Be Gay'' - John Lajoie

"Let me say a quote by the late great Colonel Sanders, who said "I'm too drunk to taste this Chicken"" - Ricky Bobby

or

"I heard their periods attract bears! Bears can smell the menstration" - Brick Tamland

I would rather be hated for who I am than be loved for someone I'm not - Kurt Cobain

Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and i'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein