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Shew, you guys aren't being super serious! What if my cum babies got on her dress, and while she's taking it off they get inside her and she gets pregnant! THEN I'LL BE A DADDY O NOEEZZ!! D :

Jake-41 wrote:Shew, you guys aren't being super serious! What if my cum babies got on her dress, and while she's taking it off they get inside her and she gets pregnant! THEN I'LL BE A DADDY O NOEEZZ!! D :

ZOMGZ CHUBASAURUS BABIEZ!!1!

Jake-41 wrote:Shew, you guys aren't being super serious! What if my cum babies got on her dress, and while she's taking it off they get inside her and she gets pregnant! THEN I'LL BE A DADDY O NOEEZZ!! D :

I will eat the baby, if that happens.

Oh, thank god.. I'm so lucky to have a German friend like you. Un-protected sex for everyone!!

Anybody wanna dance?

Lol @ you calling it unprotected sex.

Jake-41 wrote:Oh, thank god.. I'm so lucky to have a German friend like you. Un-protected sex for everyone!!

Anybody wanna dance?

Sure, I even have the right music running atm.
But I doubt it would be physically exciting for us, at least not for me

Jake-41 wrote:Shew, you guys aren't being super serious! What if my cum babies got on her dress, and while she's taking it off they get inside her and she gets pregnant! THEN I'LL BE A DADDY O NOEEZZ!! D :

You can give the babies to me then. They will be in good hands.

Jake-41 wrote:Shew, you guys aren't being super serious! What if my cum babies got on her dress, and while she's taking it off they get inside her and she gets pregnant! THEN I'LL BE A DADDY O NOEEZZ!! D :

It takes a little bit more than that to get someone pregnant.

Boni Boy Blue wrote:

Jake-41 wrote:Shew, you guys aren't being super serious! What if my cum babies got on her dress, and while she's taking it off they get inside her and she gets pregnant! THEN I'LL BE A DADDY O NOEEZZ!! D :

It takes a little bit more than that to get someone pregnant.

Oh, thank god.. Cos let me tell you something, it was quite the load! :D

next topic please

Boni Boy Blue wrote:I didn't even think that was possible

why ? :P it's famous thing thanks to American Pie ...Jim didn't even need any touch ...he just jacked out

Jake-41 wrote:

Boni Boy Blue wrote:

Jake-41 wrote:Shew, you guys aren't being super serious! What if my cum babies got on her dress, and while she's taking it off they get inside her and she gets pregnant! THEN I'LL BE A DADDY O NOEEZZ!! D :

It takes a little bit more than that to get someone pregnant.

Oh, thank god.. Cos let me tell you something, it was quite the load! :D

sounds like you're proud of it.

She must be a LEZ BEE YAN.

FuckT41182 wrote:

Boni Boy Blue wrote:I didn't even think that was possible

why ? :P it's famous thing thanks to American Pie ...Jim didn't even need any touch ...he just jacked out

when it comes to teen movies american pie is like the bible

Still Waiting wrote:

FuckT41182 wrote:

Boni Boy Blue wrote:I didn't even think that was possible

why ? :P it's famous thing thanks to American Pie ...Jim didn't even need any touch ...he just jacked out

when it comes to teen movies american pie is like the bible

Yeah, that is a funny scene, but I was under the impression that it can't actually happen in real life. I've popped a stify at a few good looking girls but I ain't blew my load before.

Still Waiting wrote:

FuckT41182 wrote:

Boni Boy Blue wrote:I didn't even think that was possible

why ? :P it's famous thing thanks to American Pie ...Jim didn't even need any touch ...he just jacked out

when it comes to teen movies american pie is like the bible

You mean mostly fiction, falsification or exaggeration?

Boni Boy Blue wrote:Yeah, that is a funny scene, but I was under the impression that it can't actually happen in real life. I've popped a stify at a few good looking girls but I ain't blew my load before.

So was I, but apparently we were wrong. You probably just need to be on a very long dry streak and have enough pressure that wants to be released. I guess he was too busy being a fangirl the days before.

I blew my load on your moms face, Simon. :D


Joke threads are fun. Besides, i always masturbate before going out into public! That girl was never in any real danger at all.

Jake-41 wrote:i always masturbate before going out into public!

Haha, sounds like something you'd hear at a sex offender rehab support group or something. Thank god this was a joke topic..

wow if the thread starter is serious...then just wow

Simon wrote:

Jake-41 wrote:i always masturbate before going out into public!

Haha, sounds like something you'd hear at a sex offender rehab support group or something. Thank god this was a joke topic..

Hahaha! Yup, could you really not tell from the way the first post was typed?