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Re: First date gah!

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:00 am
by Peterr
this thread is amazing.
:lol!:

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:30 am
by Gibsum 41
Shove pizza down your pants and ask if she's hungry.

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:07 pm
by Shiv
could've seen this thread bein a joke toward me a mile away :suicide:

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:54 pm
by I'm A Cunt [*banned*]
shave your cock.

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:26 am
by Shiv
for those who care, it went really well!!!!
she wants to see me again =)

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:41 am
by Peterr
Shiv wrote:for those who care, it went really well!!!!
she wants to see me again =)
sccccccccooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:27 pm
by Janet
Shiv wrote:for those who care, it went really well!!!!
she wants to see me again =)
i think she was just being polite..

JAY KAY.

then you probably didn't use any of the suggestions here

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:19 pm
by Shiv
Janet wrote:
Shiv wrote:for those who care, it went really well!!!!
she wants to see me again =)
i think she was just being polite..

JAY KAY.

then you probably didn't use any of the suggestions here
wut suggestions....

i read a few legit ones, then the rest were
-shave your cock
-rape her
-bring protection
-bring her to Kwik-E-Mart (fml)
-get her drunk
-Slap her face with your penis when she's not looking and then deny everything.

but i do thank everyone else who said something legit
like, pple that were liek be urself, relax. it was really helpful.... i was stressed as fuck! but it went really well, and i had a blast, and im sure she did too

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:44 pm
by Peterr
Shiv wrote:
Janet wrote:
Shiv wrote:for those who care, it went really well!!!!
she wants to see me again =)
i think she was just being polite..

JAY KAY.

then you probably didn't use any of the suggestions here
wut suggestions....

i read a few legit ones, then the rest were
-shave your cock
-rape her
-bring protection
-bring her to Kwik-E-Mart (fml)
-get her drunk
-Slap her face with your penis when she's not looking and then deny everything.

but i do thank everyone else who said something legit
like, pple that were liek be urself, relax. it was really helpful.... i was stressed as fuck! but it went really well, and i had a blast, and im sure she did too
you guys both blasted....? :shock:

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:23 am
by Shiv
Got Nuts? wrote:
Shiv wrote:
Janet wrote:
Shiv wrote:for those who care, it went really well!!!!
she wants to see me again =)
i think she was just being polite..

JAY KAY.

then you probably didn't use any of the suggestions here
wut suggestions....

i read a few legit ones, then the rest were
-shave your cock
-rape her
-bring protection
-bring her to Kwik-E-Mart (fml)
-get her drunk
-Slap her face with your penis when she's not looking and then deny everything.

but i do thank everyone else who said something legit
like, pple that were liek be urself, relax. it was really helpful.... i was stressed as fuck! but it went really well, and i had a blast, and im sure she did too
you guys both blasted....? :shock:
.....no
yesh not every girl sexes on the first date
i think i actually got a classy lady =)

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:26 am
by Bobbyjames
Shiv wrote:
Got Nuts? wrote:
Shiv wrote:
Janet wrote:
Shiv wrote:for those who care, it went really well!!!!
she wants to see me again =)
i think she was just being polite..

JAY KAY.

then you probably didn't use any of the suggestions here
wut suggestions....

i read a few legit ones, then the rest were
-shave your cock
-rape her
-bring protection
-bring her to Kwik-E-Mart (fml)
-get her drunk
-Slap her face with your penis when she's not looking and then deny everything.

but i do thank everyone else who said something legit
like, pple that were liek be urself, relax. it was really helpful.... i was stressed as fuck! but it went really well, and i had a blast, and im sure she did too
you guys both blasted....? :shock:
.....no
yesh not every girl sexes on the first date
i think i actually got a classy lady =)
thats what I said about Janet after our first date, then on the second date...well, it's too rude to publish on the internet, I'll get arrested.

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:16 am
by Janet
bobbyjames wrote:I'll get arrested.
by me.

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:22 am
by Bobbyjames
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:I'll get arrested.
by me.
oooooo, you have handcuffs?!

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:54 pm
by Janet
bobbyjames wrote:
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:I'll get arrested.
by me.
oooooo, you have handcuffs?!
Yes, i'm from FBI and i'd like to know about these skeletons in your closet

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:06 pm
by Bobbyjames
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:I'll get arrested.
by me.
oooooo, you have handcuffs?!
Yes, i'm from FBI and i'd like to know about these skeletons in your closet
come in my room in your uniform and I'll tell you

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:32 pm
by Janet
bobbyjames wrote:
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:I'll get arrested.
by me.
oooooo, you have handcuffs?!
Yes, i'm from FBI and i'd like to know about these skeletons in your closet
come in my room in your uniform and I'll tell you
i might have to confiscate your PS3 for further investigation, lol

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:44 pm
by Bobbyjames
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:I'll get arrested.
by me.
oooooo, you have handcuffs?!
Yes, i'm from FBI and i'd like to know about these skeletons in your closet
come in my room in your uniform and I'll tell you
i might have to confiscate your PS3 for further investigation, lol
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT HAPPENING!

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:51 pm
by Janet
bobbyjames wrote: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, YES PLEASE!
kk, expect an FBI van in front of your house within a half an hour ;)

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:58 pm
by Bobbyjames
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, YES PLEASE!
kk, expect an FBI van in front of your house within a half an hour ;)
if your in the van, I wouldn't mind

Re: First date gah!

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:19 pm
by Janet
bobbyjames wrote:
Janet wrote:
bobbyjames wrote: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, YES PLEASE!
kk, expect an FBI van in front of your house within a half an hour ;)
if your in the van, I wouldn't mind
Well of course it's me, silly, plus 3 very muscular male FBI agents to assist your arrest, but from what i've seen, you wouldn't mind that as well, lol