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Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 12:24 pm
by FuckT41182
Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:12 pm
by Resident Skumfuk
FuckT41182 wrote:But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life

this man speaks the truth.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:45 pm
by ÜBERCUNT
Resident Skumfuk wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life

this man speaks the truth.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:54 pm
by Jables
cladam41 wrote:
Resident Skumfuk wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life

this man speaks the truth.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:11 pm
by Mitchell
If I'm lucky I get the green light to remove the dreaded splint I've been wearing for 8 weeks tomorrow.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:27 pm
by Druska
FuckT41182 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.
same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:26 am
by Gutter Dreams
Druska wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.
same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.
was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:34 am
by Jake
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.
same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.
was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.
Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:13 am
by SickofEveryone
Great, so now my EH Hot Tubes pedal broke today along with my amp's speaker fucking up. A new speaker will coast as much as the amp and the pedal I'm gonna have to find someone to fix it..what a fun weekend..:/

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:56 am
by Susanne
Jake wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.
same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.
was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.
Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P
Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:41 am
by Jake
Susanne wrote:
Jake wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.
same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.
was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.
Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P
Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?
That's what I meant :P

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:59 am
by Druska
Jake wrote:
Susanne wrote:
Jake wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.
same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.
was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.
Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P
Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?
That's what I meant :P
The way I see it you can always improve/learn your skills but being a shitty person takes way longer to change
And if you're in a relationship just for the sex you're gonna have a bad time.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:21 pm
by Jables
Druska wrote:
Jake wrote:
Susanne wrote:
Jake wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.
same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.
was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.
Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P
Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?
That's what I meant :P
The way I see it you can always improve/learn your skills but being a shitty person takes way longer to change
And if you're in a relationship just for the sex you're gonna have a bad time.
Am I the only one in a relationship with desire for nothing more than cuddles, kisses and occasional booby viewing and fondlry?

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:29 pm
by Susanne
Jables wrote:
Druska wrote:
Jake wrote:
Susanne wrote:
Jake wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.
same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.
was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.
Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P
Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?
That's what I meant :P
The way I see it you can always improve/learn your skills but being a shitty person takes way longer to change
And if you're in a relationship just for the sex you're gonna have a bad time.
Am I the only one in a relationship with desire for nothing more than cuddles, kisses and occasional booby viewing and fondlry?
well yeah i wouldn't judge anyone after a short period of time, cause it is true that one can always improve and learn. but say i'd been with someone for a long time and there were no signs of improvement.. i don't think that would work out for me personally tbh.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:57 pm
by Jake
Susanne wrote:
Jables wrote:
Druska wrote:
Jake wrote:
Susanne wrote:
Jake wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.
same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.
was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.
Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P
Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?
That's what I meant :P
The way I see it you can always improve/learn your skills but being a shitty person takes way longer to change
And if you're in a relationship just for the sex you're gonna have a bad time.
Am I the only one in a relationship with desire for nothing more than cuddles, kisses and occasional booby viewing and fondlry?
well yeah i wouldn't judge anyone after a short period of time, cause it is true that one can always improve and learn. but say i'd been with someone for a long time and there were no signs of improvement.. i don't think that would work out for me personally tbh.
I guess it depends how bad it has to be before you say... "Get my cock out of your mouth, I'm going home."

If it's completely terrible and never going to improve, there's certainly something that needs to be done.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:05 pm
by Jables
Apparently a warm banana up the arse does wonders...

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:24 pm
by Jake
Jables wrote:Apparently a warm banana up the arse does wonders...
For you? or...?

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:39 pm
by Jables
Jake wrote:
Jables wrote:Apparently a warm banana up the arse does wonders...
For you? or...?
Fuck knows, I saw it on this Brazilian speaking film so it could be either. I think it was called 'City of God', if you're interested to find out more...

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:10 pm
by Jake
Haha. Oh, City of God. Seen that a few times xD

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 10:03 pm
by Gutter Dreams
Jake wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
Druska wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.
same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.
was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.
Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :P
it was a very good conversation