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Gregorovich wrote:First lectures today. Old English literature is some scary shit.

How old is old?

Old English is a language.

Yes, but I'd have thought it evolved over time. I obviously know nothing about it, but I just thought that would make sense.

Old English bares resemblance to Anglo-Saxon, Celtic and Germanic languages, and is almost completely unintelligible to those who haven't studied it. Old English also uses a handful of letters not found in the modern English alphabet, and carries with it a three-gender system, similar to eastern-Eurpoean languages. After 1066, Middle English came about which had a much more significant Norman influence, and which is much easier to understand for speakers of Modern English, although almost all words are spelled and pronounced differently.

Old English (From Beowulf):

HWÆT, WE GAR-DEna in geardagum,
þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!
oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas, syððanærest wearð
feasceaft funden; he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þah,
oð þæt him æghwylc ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan; þæt wæs god cyning!
Ðæm eafera wæs æfter cenned
geong in geardum, þone God sende
folce to frofre; fyrenðearfe ongeat,
þe hie ær drugon aldorlease
lange hwile; him þæs Liffrea,
wuldres Wealdend woroldare forgeaf,
Beowulf wæs breme --- blæd wide sprang---
Scyldes eafera Scedelandum in.
Swa sceal geong guma gode gewyrcean,
fromum feohgiftumon fæder bearme,

Middle English (From The Canterbury Tales):

Whan that Aprill with his shouressoote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertuengendred is the flour,
Whan Zephiruseek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his halve cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open ye
(so priketh hem Nature in hir corages),
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
And specially from every shires ende
Of Engelond to Caunterbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke.

Gregorovich wrote:

Jables wrote:

Gregorovich wrote:

Jables wrote:

Gregorovich wrote:First lectures today. Old English literature is some scary shit.

How old is old?

Old English is a language.

Yes, but I'd have thought it evolved over time. I obviously know nothing about it, but I just thought that would make sense.

Old English bares resemblance to Anglo-Saxon, Celtic and Germanic languages, and is almost completely unintelligible to those who haven't studied it. Old English also uses a handful of letters not found in the modern English alphabet, and carries with it a three-gender system, similar to eastern-Eurpoean languages. After 1066, Middle English came about which had a much more significant Norman influence, and which is much easier to understand for speakers of Modern English, although almost all words are spelled and pronounced differently.

Old English (From Beowulf):

HWÆT, WE GAR-DEna in geardagum,
þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!
oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas, syððanærest wearð
feasceaft funden; he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þah,
oð þæt him æghwylc ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan; þæt wæs god cyning!
Ðæm eafera wæs æfter cenned
geong in geardum, þone God sende
folce to frofre; fyrenðearfe ongeat,
þe hie ær drugon aldorlease
lange hwile; him þæs Liffrea,
wuldres Wealdend woroldare forgeaf,
Beowulf wæs breme --- blæd wide sprang---
Scyldes eafera Scedelandum in.
Swa sceal geong guma gode gewyrcean,
fromum feohgiftumon fæder bearme,

Middle English (From The Canterbury Tales):

Whan that Aprill with his shouressoote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertuengendred is the flour,
Whan Zephiruseek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his halve cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open ye
(so priketh hem Nature in hir corages),
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
And specially from every shires ende
Of Engelond to Caunterbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke.

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Resident Skumfuk wrote:A lot of people are familiar with George Orwell and his 1984 type vision of the future, but compare it to Aldous Huxley and his views. It's quite terrifyingly true, check it out:

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Resident Skumfuk wrote:A lot of people are familiar with George Orwell and his 1984 type vision of the future, but compare it to Aldous Huxley and his views. It's quite terrifyingly true, check it out:

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Jake wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:ended up getting the iPhone 5 from my dad, he ordered it but took my 4S and we fixed the sim cards so we have the right numbers but restoring the new one with all my old stuff is being a pain because at the store the guy already synced my contacts and then when I restored it I lost all the recent ones I put on, now they're back but idk ersdthuigvjkrfd I don't like this

iCloud. Easy stuff.

Gutter Dreams wrote:

Jake wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:ended up getting the iPhone 5 from my dad, he ordered it but took my 4S and we fixed the sim cards so we have the right numbers but restoring the new one with all my old stuff is being a pain because at the store the guy already synced my contacts and then when I restored it I lost all the recent ones I put on, now they're back but idk ersdthuigvjkrfd I don't like this

iCloud. Easy stuff.

but don't you need a Mac for iCloud?

Resident Skumfuk wrote:A lot of people are familiar with George Orwell and his 1984 type vision of the future, but compare it to Aldous Huxley and his views. It's quite terrifyingly true, check it out:

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