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Boni Boy Blue wrote:Just found today that pints in America and Canada are actually smaller than those in the UK. I feel sorry for my friends over the pond.

And other mountains and another pond you find Sweden, which... i have no point.

Did i make sense? I don't think sense made me...

Ahah when I'm drunk it feels like I need forever just to type a text saying "where are u". When I have my data plan, I'll post here, well, if I can...

I may post here again tonight. CD release party! Whoo!


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ok so it's 2 o clock and Ive had too much jack oh goe wassup with me I start sone sum 41 and some shithead jsuwt break it with some gucking pop shit aaaaaaaaaai hate it for fuck sake! fucking poppy disco blow your wick with it. I think i wont do anymore spam I am bad i know but its crazy here. i could post wome photo but i dunno id rather say just byeee


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Sup guys. Just hanging put with some ladies getting was-ted! Sometimes it easier to correct your typos when you're drunk on your iPhone than it is when you're drunk on you MacBook!!!! Sorry that my spelling is so awesome... You have to thank auto correct for that shit! Maybe more drunk posts to come.


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Boni Boy Blue wrote:Just found today that pints in America and Canada are actually smaller than those in the UK. I feel sorry for my friends over the pond.

as far as i know pints are an anglosaxon measure, we don't use them
we usually have bottles called quintos which are 1/5 l and bigger ones which are usually 33cl
trust me translation would be easier if you guys used the metric system (l)

ummm so yeah, I don't remember posting here.

That was pretty fun!

When I'm drunk I lose sight I can't even text... (I only drink MUCH. Drinking like 3 beers is overrated)

The worst is when it's 2 or 3am and you're ready to pass out, but for some reason you feel the need to check Facebook or Twitter or your contacts list on your phone before going to bed.

There have been a couple of times where I woken up and looked on Twitter or Facebook and found stuff I tweeted or liked that were completely ridiculous. Mobile phones and drunken-ness never mix.

Jeremy Kill wrote:The worst is when it's 2 or 3am and you're ready to pass out, but for some reason you feel the need to check Facebook or Twitter or your contacts list on your phone before going to bed.

There have been a couple of times where I woken up and looked on Twitter or Facebook and found stuff I tweeted or liked that were completely ridiculous. Mobile phones and drunken-ness never mix.

nah the worst is when you start phoning guys, woke up the next, open facebook , and they ask you wtf did you want at 4 am?

I just start prank calling people in the middle of the night when I've had a lot of drinks

blackhawk1105 wrote:I just start prank calling people in the middle of the night when I've had a lot of drinks

That's the best thing I know I do it almost every week!
Well it's the best, until I'm the sacrifice.

So i went ot play xbox at my friends house and it was fisrt time sh epicke d me up while i aahd something oa drnink and i was like totally soberr for a wliehl but we wnet so get skittles and the sitkelees taste liek sex but sex wasn't good enouh to overcome my feel of something boobies boobi esoiaijsdfjsdjkfsdjs and then fuck i command you all to not download the SBQM leak because CD out ormowowwo mothercfcucekrs@!!!!!!!!!!!!! bnecabuse CD so muhf bcetter than just leak because leka si shit quality then CD such good wuality then it'll gvie like wtice tjem orgamsi comarped to one cd waka waka akjfdflk.

Ok I shal twll tell you a story no because i love ou all like. Ok i drove hom eaand my mum was being really nic eommpared to normal and she was like telling me abouw t me bitcy sis eter and all. then tomrrow my dad gonna bu my buy* my his* mid life crisis car and it's gonna be awessssom because it's litke a really cool car a dn i'll wwet get( to drive in it and all I love you guys woo t woot woot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ill ell you a story now.
sss

so lik efirst time I've been home while a i was drnk and i like3 biung in my room while wdrnunk and becuase my drbed is so conformatbaale compared to frindes e dwhenre ai normall ysleep . OK so i check contoundown andi tdosay coutndown so screaming booody ,mudrer is 8 hours and 33 minutes aos that makes me relaly happy. I have to bue y me brother a copy it's like #$20 bu i tota;ly have $20 beuaace my mum give me money for petrol and it makes me ottallyl rich notw bwecause $50 is heaps in this day but japanesetsuniami makes petrl really expensive so even $50 isn't every mcuh.
s

so i thni you cank conclude that the conclucsion from post is that number 1. alcohl is very healthy and white wine makes you smarter but you can not spemmll very well but then number 2. aoclhol makes oyu more honest but then hwen you're with you'r ee mum it's not so good but if you're not too drunk wthwn aalcohol makes oyu ssmarter and more talkkativeee.

My mum talk to me about like sisters and stuff who is tloltally bitches and theyr always complared about living at home but i really think theyr just totally bitches buecas eliving at home just ottlaly aesome i getj all the stuff i want paid for me and i can just chill while i wash my won clothes for free and get allt he tstuff cleaned for free liek bathroo mm and stuff.

i have to let me cat in the room brb.

ok cats inside my broom now and she's being like totally w all like friwendlsy and stuff i don't wknow what's with the car becuase normally wss she just attack em and be like ATAIOTHEAITHEOTHIOETIO but toatlkyl torday today today ** she bign totally nocifce.

If autrlai doesn' t win cricekt game now they're a going to be out fo the wordl cup and i onw't ahve anyhtin to gwatch at 3am

AND OMG GUY JUST OVT CAUGHT OUT AND IM SO HAPYP IW LOVE I LOGE TOU I LOVE* YOU ALL FOR THIS OMG SO HAPPY

maybe if we coudl all be real ife fridns we could woudl* be better friens and then we couild ahll hbe happy but problem is norbobody is RELA LIFE ewifena and what we thin kwhen we're drunk is dfiferent o be ewhen we're sober

to conclude this post i say thta GUTER DREAMS and ARI GOLD and JEREMY KILL are the sexiest persons i kno wnot in real ife but if ou ci ould see pictures i could confirm they are truuely very sexy btu idk what's going w on i will confirmr in the r morning love you guys XOXOXOXO

Tyler. wrote:So i went ot play xbox at my friends house and it was fisrt time sh epicke d me up while i aahd something oa drnink and i was like totally soberr for a wliehl but we wnet so get skittles and the sitkelees taste liek sex but sex wasn't good enouh to overcome my feel of something boobies boobi esoiaijsdfjsdjkfsdjs and then fuck i command you all to not download the SBQM leak because CD out ormowowwo mothercfcucekrs@!!!!!!!!!!!!! bnecabuse CD so muhf bcetter than just leak because leka si shit quality then CD such good wuality then it'll gvie like wtice tjem orgamsi comarped to one cd waka waka akjfdflk.

Ok I shal twll tell you a story no because i love ou all like. Ok i drove hom eaand my mum was being really nic eommpared to normal and she was like telling me abouw t me bitcy sis eter and all. then tomrrow my dad gonna bu my buy* my his* mid life crisis car and it's gonna be awessssom because it's litke a really cool car a dn i'll wwet get( to drive in it and all I love you guys woo t woot woot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ill ell you a story now.
sss

so lik efirst time I've been home while a i was drnk and i like3 biung in my room while wdrnunk and becuase my drbed is so conformatbaale compared to frindes e dwhenre ai normall ysleep . OK so i check contoundown andi tdosay coutndown so screaming booody ,mudrer is 8 hours and 33 minutes aos that makes me relaly happy. I have to bue y me brother a copy it's like #$20 bu i tota;ly have $20 beuaace my mum give me money for petrol and it makes me ottallyl rich notw bwecause $50 is heaps in this day but japanesetsuniami makes petrl really expensive so even $50 isn't every mcuh.
s

so i thni you cank conclude that the conclucsion from post is that number 1. alcohl is very healthy and white wine makes you smarter but you can not spemmll very well but then number 2. aoclhol makes oyu more honest but then hwen you're with you'r ee mum it's not so good but if you're not too drunk wthwn aalcohol makes oyu ssmarter and more talkkativeee.

My mum talk to me about like sisters and stuff who is tloltally bitches and theyr always complared about living at home but i really think theyr just totally bitches buecas eliving at home just ottlaly aesome i getj all the stuff i want paid for me and i can just chill while i wash my won clothes for free and get allt he tstuff cleaned for free liek bathroo mm and stuff.

i have to let me cat in the room brb.

ok cats inside my broom now and she's being like totally w all like friwendlsy and stuff i don't wknow what's with the car becuase normally wss she just attack em and be like ATAIOTHEAITHEOTHIOETIO but toatlkyl torday today today ** she bign totally nocifce.

If autrlai doesn' t win cricekt game now they're a going to be out fo the wordl cup and i onw't ahve anyhtin to gwatch at 3am

AND OMG GUY JUST OVT CAUGHT OUT AND IM SO HAPYP IW LOVE I LOGE TOU I LOVE* YOU ALL FOR THIS OMG SO HAPPY

maybe if we coudl all be real ife fridns we could woudl* be better friens and then we couild ahll hbe happy but problem is norbobody is RELA LIFE ewifena and what we thin kwhen we're drunk is dfiferent o be ewhen we're sober

to conclude this post i say thta GUTER DREAMS and ARI GOLD and JEREMY KILL are the sexiest persons i kno wnot in real ife but if ou ci ould see pictures i could confirm they are truuely very sexy btu idk what's going w on i will confirmr in the r morning love you guys XOXOXOXO

quoting this so you can't delete it afterwards

I actually read all that too. well, what I could understand!

you guys so mean i liek toatly wa sfaithflu to sum 41 dfor not downlodaing slabum for it leaks but you guys always o harsh what's going on man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that 2cool4penis looks like cool i think i use that emoticwon everh time bceuase so cool with glaseses and shit bowchikkawowowowwo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tyler. wrote:you guys so mean i liek toatly wa sfaithflu to sum 41 dfor not downlodaing slabum for it leaks but you guys always o harsh what's going on man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that 2cool4penis looks like cool i think i use that emoticwon everh time bceuase so cool with glaseses and shit bowchikkawowowowwo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know the drill..

Allright here is some serious drinking. Someone used WWDD (What Would Deryck Do).

Hahaha! An epic drunk post! I love it!