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Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:52 am
by ÜBERCUNT
Boni Boy Blue wrote:
Gregorovich wrote:
Ardi41 wrote:
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty-Signature wrote:cladam41 is my n00b, mess with/violate him and I eat your face :D
http://wreg.com/2012/05/28/man-shot-aft ... other-man/

what the .... ?!
Zombies are the only possible explanation for this.

People, to the shelters.
Angel dust could also be a good explanation.
this is happening in MY country! I'm not suprised but still!! :ohshiz:
I heard a story of another man in Southern US who cut himself open and threw his intestines at a cop and it took 4 shots before he was stopped. The Zombie Apocalypse has officially begun. Good Luck guyz!

Oh- and they better kill the victim in the hospital. Otherwise that's just on more zombie to worry about.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:58 pm
by Druska
There's no need to quote yourself

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:54 pm
by Gregorovich
Gregorovich wrote:There's no need to quote yourself

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:18 pm
by ÜBERCUNT
cladam41 wrote:
Gregorovich wrote:There's no need to quote yourself
sorry

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:08 am
by Emil
Today my liver will die.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:45 am
by lisaNL
My friend can probably get me a job at a hotel in Amsterdam so goodbyeee mcdonalds.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:57 pm
by Mitchell
The guy that was supposed to go see Billy Talent with me cancelled, so whoever wants to see them for €5 needs to come over to the netherlands...

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:33 pm
by lisaNL
I'm posting this with my new notebook :2cool4u:

I wish Christina Perri would come to Holland, I really want to see her live :/

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:16 pm
by Jake
Just came across this xD

Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics
http://www.theonion.com/articles/christ ... aw-of,281/

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:45 pm
by Emil
! wrote:Just came across this xD

Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics
http://www.theonion.com/articles/christ ... aw-of,281/
The Onion... when will people learn?

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:53 pm
by Mitchell
This dumb bitch sitting at the table next to me is supposed to have a nice dinner with her bf but she just keeps texting -_-'

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:13 pm
by Emil
blackhawk1105 wrote:This dumb bitch sitting at the table next to me is supposed to have a nice dinner with her bf but she just keeps texting -_-'
Show her off MItch! Tell her she's a heartless bitch who deserves to die alone! On another note I can say that my plan to kill my liver tonight is working out great. Go me for my great ability to plan out things.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:23 pm
by Ardi41
*dafuq prison break ? y u no let me turn u off ????* >.<

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:01 pm
by Jake
Emil wrote:
! wrote:Just came across this xD

Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics
http://www.theonion.com/articles/christ ... aw-of,281/
The Onion... when will people learn?
It made me laugh :(

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:22 pm
by Gutter Dreams
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my bath salts
your face is tasty
xo

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:36 pm
by Jake
Gutter Dreams wrote:hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my bath salts
your face is tasty
xo
You took my advice, it seems? :O

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:12 am
by Druska
Just found out one of my best friends might be leaving for the uk next September, he doesn't how long he'll stay there.Bummer

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:18 am
by Jake
Druska wrote:Just found out one of my best friends might be leaving for the uk next September, he doesn't how long he'll stay there.Bummer
This place is awesome.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:20 am
by Druska
! wrote:
Druska wrote:Just found out one of my best friends might be leaving for the uk next September, he doesn't how long he'll stay there.Bummer
This place is awesome.
Yeah I know , but we've been friends since we were only 8, I'm gonna miss him if he ends ups leaving for real.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:02 am
by Emil
Fuck it, I'm gonna wish I was dead tomorrow. Or at least asleep. Damn you alcohol.