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Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:31 pm
by Gutter Dreams
! wrote:Gutter Dreams wrote:! wrote:Gutter Dreams wrote:! wrote:Gutter Dreams wrote:I need a job.... Never had a job before. I'm afraid. Mostly about like APPLYING, I can handle it from there.
Applying is the easy part :O
Not for me... WHAT DO I PUT ON MY RESUME?!?!!??!?! Idk how but its two pages long and I probably never did it right. Help me before I cry.
Your skills & hobbies, & the results of any exams taken thus far.
define... skills?
Like I put down my education and like additional courses I did like, my babysitting course my boaters license and this junior achievement and my average in school. Like I'm exceptionally good at math and science, and well school in general. I'm friendly I guess. like WHY IS EVERYTHING SO COMPLICATED. SERIOUSLY.
Yes. Stuff like that is good :)
dstufir4ejksdrfd34weds is it normal to find this as stressful as I'm finding it?
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:38 pm
by Jake
Gutter Dreams wrote:! wrote:Gutter Dreams wrote:! wrote:Gutter Dreams wrote:! wrote:Gutter Dreams wrote:I need a job.... Never had a job before. I'm afraid. Mostly about like APPLYING, I can handle it from there.
Applying is the easy part :O
Not for me... WHAT DO I PUT ON MY RESUME?!?!!??!?! Idk how but its two pages long and I probably never did it right. Help me before I cry.
Your skills & hobbies, & the results of any exams taken thus far.
define... skills?
Like I put down my education and like additional courses I did like, my babysitting course my boaters license and this junior achievement and my average in school. Like I'm exceptionally good at math and science, and well school in general. I'm friendly I guess. like WHY IS EVERYTHING SO COMPLICATED. SERIOUSLY.
Yes. Stuff like that is good :)
dstufir4ejksdrfd34weds is it normal to find this as stressful as I'm finding it?
I dont think so :P
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:58 pm
by Gutter Dreams
! wrote:
I dont think so :P
send help
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 12:04 am
by Druska
Gutter Dreams wrote:! wrote:
I dont think so :P
send help
Do it the sapnish way, stay unemployed
My friend wants to play matchmaker with me and one of her friends from college, this ain't gonna be fun
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 12:05 am
by Gutter Dreams
Druska wrote:Gutter Dreams wrote:! wrote:
I dont think so :P
send help
Do it the sapnish way, stay unemployed
My friend wants to play matchmaker with me and one of her friends from college, this ain't gonna be fun
just werk it.
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 3:50 am
by Jeremy Kill
That awkward moment when your younger brother is now able to bench press more than you.
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 3:29 pm
by FuckT41182
Jeremy Kill wrote:That awkward moment when your younger brother is now able to bench press more than you.
You still are the one with the bitter dick though, aren't you ?
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 4:02 pm
by sumfan4
Gutter Dreams wrote:I need a job.... Never had a job before. I'm afraid. Mostly about like APPLYING, I can handle it from there.
Is prostitution legal in Canada? You could give that a whirl.
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 4:28 pm
by Jables
FuckT41182 wrote:Jeremy Kill wrote:That awkward moment when your younger brother is now able to bench press more than you.
You still are the one with the bitter dick though, aren't you ?
I'm confused as to whether this is a typo or you're saying his dick tastes nasty
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 5:11 pm
by FuckT41182
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:FuckT41182 wrote:Jeremy Kill wrote:That awkward moment when your younger brother is now able to bench press more than you.
You still are the one with the bitter dick though, aren't you ?
I'm confused as to whether this is a typo or you're saying his dick tastes nasty
I meant to write bigger, I usually notice my typos myself, I am probably going to die soon
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 7:41 pm
by Gregorovich
Just started an online TEFL course. A month from now, I will be a 17-year-old qualified English teacher. :)
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 10:08 pm
by ÜBERCUNT
Magnificent! Tomorrow I will be completing my fifteenth miraculous journey around the sun!
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 10:13 pm
by Gutter Dreams
for once I'm LEGITIMATELY thinking I'm going to fail my upcoming math test. There's not one student, in the ENTIRE grade, who knows what's going on... THAT says something.
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 10:14 pm
by Mitchell
Gutter Dreams wrote:for once I'm LEGITIMATELY thinking I'm going to fail my upcoming math test. There's not one student, in the ENTIRE grade, who knows what's going on... THAT says something.
Math can go suck a dick
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 2:58 pm
by Emil
I failed my last math exam, but I passed my physics exam. But who cares?
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 3:04 pm
by FuckT41182
I would never believe if anybody told me that in 2012 I'm gonna listen to rap on a regular basis, Immortal Technique, Jedi Mind Tricks, Wu Tang Clan, KRS-One, Public Enemy, 2-Pac - these are some lyrical bombs, I like people who hate the system
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 3:51 pm
by Ardi41
blackhawk1105 wrote:
Math can go suck a dick
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 6:24 pm
by Druska
Hey english speakers could you do think about this text
Although a bill sale from 1215 refers to the mills located in La Torre Balldovina ( Balldovina’s tower), according to Antonio Rigo, Ribé’s Mill wouldn’t be among them because in fact this mill was remade. By the late 17th and early 18th the mill was owned by the Riber family, hence the mill’s name.
For the construction of Ribé’s Mill they took advantage of the natural height to build the usual parts of a mill: the grinding wheels, the cistern and the outflow channel. The height allowed the water to reach enough power to move the wheels.
After its construction the mill keep on working, peasants would bring their wheat for grinding, and by the end of the 17th an early 18th the mill was probably enlarged, which might be related to Catalonia’s agricultural growth at that time.
I know , it's shit but I couldn't do any better, so help me please.
I'm having trouble cos when i translate I try to stick to original structure as much as possible, but the original one has no sense at all or structure, for that matter, hence the problem I'm having with the English version.
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 6:30 pm
by HugoDisasters
Ardi41 wrote:blackhawk1105 wrote:
Math can go suck a dick
What happens when you solve something that sucks dick?
- Spoiler: show
- It sucks your dick.
Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 9:06 pm
by sumfan4
I'm going to see The Used tonight!! Sooo excited!!