Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:05 pm
I'm freezing my vagina-hole off in my room.
...god damn I say the weirdest shit.
...god damn I say the weirdest shit.
I meant the workout bench is all in the garage, which is outside lol. I do weight lifting , leg lifts and that's about it. Although I drum everyday and that is a good workout in itself. I used go running but I quite a while back. And I used to do push ups and sit ups, but weight lifting took care of those ;P .....btw...I hate dolphinsDr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:What's outside? At home I do an hour/half hour of running, weights and this weird crouched running kinda thing in my garage every day and leg lifts and planking (cos I'm so cool) in my toilet every other day (I can't do it in my room but have no idea why). What do you do that you can only do outside then?SickofEveryone wrote:Lucky! I can only do it all at one time because it's outside, near the woods, so I can only do it all at one time.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Same, although I don't like the prospect of it, I've done half of mine for today now for the other half before bed (being slightly drunk helps)SickofEveryone wrote:I love the feeling after working out.
Also, today I went out to sea and caught a mackerel then saw a dolphin
I do loads of push ups too, although can no longer do sit ups cos my friend Chris whacked a see saw into my arse and it hurts like an absolute bitch whenever I do them now :'( Ah well, I still have the best six pack out of everyone I knowSickofEveryone wrote:I meant the workout bench is all in the garage, which is outside lol. I do weight lifting , leg lifts and that's about it. Although I drum everyday and that is a good workout in itself. I used go running but I quite a while back. And I used to do push ups and sit ups, but weight lifting took care of those ;P .....btw...I hate dolphinsDr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:What's outside? At home I do an hour/half hour of running, weights and this weird crouched running kinda thing in my garage every day and leg lifts and planking (cos I'm so cool) in my toilet every other day (I can't do it in my room but have no idea why). What do you do that you can only do outside then?SickofEveryone wrote:Lucky! I can only do it all at one time because it's outside, near the woods, so I can only do it all at one time.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Same, although I don't like the prospect of it, I've done half of mine for today now for the other half before bed (being slightly drunk helps)SickofEveryone wrote:I love the feeling after working out.
Also, today I went out to sea and caught a mackerel then saw a dolphin
I'm not going to even ask how that happenedDr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I do loads of push ups too, although can no longer do sit ups cos my friend Chris whacked a see saw into my arse and it hurts like an absolute bitch whenever I do them now :'( Ah well, I still have the best six pack out of everyone I knowSickofEveryone wrote:I meant the workout bench is all in the garage, which is outside lol. I do weight lifting , leg lifts and that's about it. Although I drum everyday and that is a good workout in itself. I used go running but I quite a while back. And I used to do push ups and sit ups, but weight lifting took care of those ;P .....btw...I hate dolphinsDr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:What's outside? At home I do an hour/half hour of running, weights and this weird crouched running kinda thing in my garage every day and leg lifts and planking (cos I'm so cool) in my toilet every other day (I can't do it in my room but have no idea why). What do you do that you can only do outside then?SickofEveryone wrote:Lucky! I can only do it all at one time because it's outside, near the woods, so I can only do it all at one time.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Same, although I don't like the prospect of it, I've done half of mine for today now for the other half before bed (being slightly drunk helps)SickofEveryone wrote:I love the feeling after working out.
Also, today I went out to sea and caught a mackerel then saw a dolphinNot to brag or anything but for years I was chubby so now I feel the need to brag like fuck
And why be that? Did the dolphins plot your demise per-chance?
That's because You have noneGutter Dreams wrote:uhm, guys, guys. I can't feel my legs
Haha, yeah it's a fair few more than that, and I'm intrigued, do tell me more about dolphin childSickofEveryone wrote:I'm not going to even ask how that happenedDr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I do loads of push ups too, although can no longer do sit ups cos my friend Chris whacked a see saw into my arse and it hurts like an absolute bitch whenever I do them now :'( Ah well, I still have the best six pack out of everyone I knowSickofEveryone wrote:I meant the workout bench is all in the garage, which is outside lol. I do weight lifting , leg lifts and that's about it. Although I drum everyday and that is a good workout in itself. I used go running but I quite a while back. And I used to do push ups and sit ups, but weight lifting took care of those ;P .....btw...I hate dolphinsDr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:What's outside? At home I do an hour/half hour of running, weights and this weird crouched running kinda thing in my garage every day and leg lifts and planking (cos I'm so cool) in my toilet every other day (I can't do it in my room but have no idea why). What do you do that you can only do outside then?SickofEveryone wrote:Lucky! I can only do it all at one time because it's outside, near the woods, so I can only do it all at one time.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Same, although I don't like the prospect of it, I've done half of mine for today now for the other half before bed (being slightly drunk helps)SickofEveryone wrote:I love the feeling after working out.
Also, today I went out to sea and caught a mackerel then saw a dolphinNot to brag or anything but for years I was chubby so now I feel the need to brag like fuck
And why be that? Did the dolphins plot your demise per-chance?
. How many people do you know? Cause if you only know like 4 that's nothing
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. I don't mind, brag all you what
. Although I think everyone was chubby at some point in their life. Dolphins remind me of someone i fucking hate, that's the short story of a long story ;) .
lovely thoughtSickofEveryone wrote:That's because You have noneGutter Dreams wrote:uhm, guys, guys. I can't feel my legs
Who the fuck are those guys? those justin bieber fans won't shut the fuck up about those guyslisaNL wrote:I just listened to one direction...
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You don't know One Direction? They're just like 6 Justin Beibers all in a 'band'. Fucking talentless twats.blackhawk1105 wrote:Who the fuck are those guys? those justin bieber fans won't shut the fuck up about those guyslisaNL wrote:I just listened to one direction...
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At least Bieber can play several instruments, he's not that bad in my opinion. These guys are fuckwits. My sister is going ot see them this weekend, actually travelling 4 fucking hours to. I'm getting my Mum to ground her for it.Gregorovich wrote:You don't know One Direction? They're just like 6 Justin Beibers all in a 'band'. Fucking talentless twats.blackhawk1105 wrote:Who the fuck are those guys? those justin bieber fans won't shut the fuck up about those guyslisaNL wrote:I just listened to one direction...
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I decided to check them out and WOW...Gregorovich wrote:You don't know One Direction? They're just like 6 Justin Beibers all in a 'band'. Fucking talentless twats.blackhawk1105 wrote:Who the fuck are those guys? those justin bieber fans won't shut the fuck up about those guyslisaNL wrote:I just listened to one direction...
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A friend of mine is obsessed with them so I decided to check them out, I wish I hadn't. -.-blackhawk1105 wrote:I decided to check them out and WOW...Gregorovich wrote:You don't know One Direction? They're just like 6 Justin Beibers all in a 'band'. Fucking talentless twats.blackhawk1105 wrote:Who the fuck are those guys? those justin bieber fans won't shut the fuck up about those guyslisaNL wrote:I just listened to one direction...
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What a bunch of fucking tools..
Fakest performance ever, I bet they were playbacking the entire thing..
There's even one guy in the background 'playing' a keyboard, but I can't hear a keyboard playing in the actual song..
One of those guys is a massive guido, and one of them looks like jables..
I feel your pain..lisaNL wrote:A friend of mine is obsessed with them so I decided to check them out, I wish I hadn't. -.-blackhawk1105 wrote:I decided to check them out and WOW...Gregorovich wrote:You don't know One Direction? They're just like 6 Justin Beibers all in a 'band'. Fucking talentless twats.blackhawk1105 wrote:Who the fuck are those guys? those justin bieber fans won't shut the fuck up about those guyslisaNL wrote:I just listened to one direction...
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What a bunch of fucking tools..
Fakest performance ever, I bet they were playbacking the entire thing..
There's even one guy in the background 'playing' a keyboard, but I can't hear a keyboard playing in the actual song..
One of those guys is a massive guido, and one of them looks like jables..
How the fuck is that even possible!?Tyler. wrote:They're getting The Beatles comparison as well...