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Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:The only real things I've done with girls have been when they were drunk

Your life is a lie.

SickofEveryone wrote:

Druska wrote:lol so true

Sad but true

I never said I was sad, but it's kinda funny cos my dad says i drink like him, we can't stand to have a glass in our hands, so we drink pretty quickly, i dunno genetics I guess

I fucking love subway so much!

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:

Druska wrote:lol so true

Sad but true

Hey, booze can make girls do wonderful things The only real things I've done with girls have been when they were drunk, so don't go dissing it so quickly

I'm just dissing it at those who abuse it a lil too much.
But, I have nothing wrong with it, I love to drink.

Oh but they have to abuse it a bit for them to be in any sort of mental state to not find me repulsive
What's the funniest/maddest/badassed thing you've ever done when drunk?

Sadly, I'v never been drunk. I have to drink without my parents knowing, otherwise they would prob kill me. My family is nuts, they are against drinking. What's your funniest story?

SickofEveryone wrote:

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:

Druska wrote:lol so true

Sad but true

Hey, booze can make girls do wonderful things The only real things I've done with girls have been when they were drunk, so don't go dissing it so quickly

I'm just dissing it at those who abuse it a lil too much.
But, I have nothing wrong with it, I love to drink.

Oh but they have to abuse it a bit for them to be in any sort of mental state to not find me repulsive
What's the funniest/maddest/badassed thing you've ever done when drunk?

Sadly, I'v never been drunk. I have to drink without my parents knowing, otherwise they would prob kill me. My family is nuts, they are against drinking. What's your funniest story?

Well that's unfortunate I have so many, but the main ones that stand out are probably when I downed nearly a whole big bottle of Jack after school and was still drunk for biology the next day, on Saturday my friend was dared to give me a blowjob but due to my drunkenness I was unable to ummm... Rise to the challenge, and so after 10 minutes of trying everything I knew, she was presented with a flaccid penis which she then quickly spat out (then the chair leg prodding story begins), there's loads when I went to my friend's caravan in the Summer like when I was drunkenly playing darts Although I think I may have posted this already, but who cares?

SickofEveryone wrote:

cladam41 wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:

cladam41 wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:I love going to Guitar Center, had a great time playing everything.

I was there too today. I do the same thing

The workers probably hate me since I never buy anything, only play everything

lol ,really? the workers at Sam Ash and Guitar Center know me by name...They all like to jam with me somtimes its pretty cool.

Nice! Sounds awesome! I wish Sam Ash was out where I lived, all I got is Guitar Center, but that's miles away. lol

i live in walking distance from a Sam Ash and a Guitar Center

blackhawk1105 wrote:

That's like... pre-school level.

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:

Druska wrote:lol so true

Sad but true

Hey, booze can make girls do wonderful things The only real things I've done with girls have been when they were drunk, so don't go dissing it so quickly

I'm just dissing it at those who abuse it a lil too much.
But, I have nothing wrong with it, I love to drink.

Oh but they have to abuse it a bit for them to be in any sort of mental state to not find me repulsive
What's the funniest/maddest/badassed thing you've ever done when drunk?

Sadly, I'v never been drunk. I have to drink without my parents knowing, otherwise they would prob kill me. My family is nuts, they are against drinking. What's your funniest story?

Well that's unfortunate I have so many, but the main ones that stand out are probably when I downed nearly a whole big bottle of Jack after school and was still drunk for biology the next day, on Saturday my friend was dared to give me a blowjob but due to my drunkenness I was unable to ummm... Rise to the challenge, and so after 10 minutes of trying everything I knew, she was presented with a flaccid penis which she then quickly spat out (then the chair leg prodding story begins), there's loads when I went to my friend's caravan in the Summer like when I was drunkenly playing darts

Although I think I may have posted this already, but who cares?

Hahaha,lucky! Very interesting stories! Hahaha, man you total fucked up with the darts!

cladam41 wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:

cladam41 wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:

cladam41 wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:I love going to Guitar Center, had a great time playing everything.

I was there too today. I do the same thing

The workers probably hate me since I never buy anything, only play everything

lol ,really? the workers at Sam Ash and Guitar Center know me by name...They all like to jam with me somtimes its pretty cool.

Nice! Sounds awesome! I wish Sam Ash was out where I lived, all I got is Guitar Center, but that's miles away. lol

i live in walking distance from a Sam Ash and a Guitar Center

Lucky bastard!

SickofEveryone wrote:

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:

Druska wrote:lol so true

Sad but true

Hey, booze can make girls do wonderful things The only real things I've done with girls have been when they were drunk, so don't go dissing it so quickly

I'm just dissing it at those who abuse it a lil too much.
But, I have nothing wrong with it, I love to drink.

Oh but they have to abuse it a bit for them to be in any sort of mental state to not find me repulsive
What's the funniest/maddest/badassed thing you've ever done when drunk?

Sadly, I'v never been drunk. I have to drink without my parents knowing, otherwise they would prob kill me. My family is nuts, they are against drinking. What's your funniest story?

Well that's unfortunate I have so many, but the main ones that stand out are probably when I downed nearly a whole big bottle of Jack after school and was still drunk for biology the next day, on Saturday my friend was dared to give me a blowjob but due to my drunkenness I was unable to ummm... Rise to the challenge, and so after 10 minutes of trying everything I knew, she was presented with a flaccid penis which she then quickly spat out (then the chair leg prodding story begins), there's loads when I went to my friend's caravan in the Summer like when I was drunkenly playing darts

Although I think I may have posted this already, but who cares?

Hahaha,lucky! Very interesting stories! Hahaha, man you total fucked up with the darts!

I know, I can't believe I was gonna throw it at the woman in front I'm just glad we managed to capture such a beautiful moment on camera I loved Matt's reaction 'OH MY CHRIST!'

Too true brutha!

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Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Too true brutha!

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I got accepted into the Guild Wars 2 beta.

Also, haha GAME.

blackhawk1105 wrote:

even I know the answer to that question and I suck at maths

Druska wrote:

blackhawk1105 wrote:

I even I know the answer to that question and I suck at maths

It's not maths. It's common sense. America traded it for their independence. Bad move guys.

^^True story.

there needs to be laws that prohibit these people from reproducing.

Words cannot express how much I deeply despise my cell phone. That sack of shit couldn't hold a charge if I hooked it up to a bolt of lightning!! What a piece of shit I fucking need a new phone!! >:(

sumfan4 wrote:Words cannot express how much I deeply despise my cell phone. That sack of shit couldn't hold a charge if I hooked it up to a bolt of lightning!! What a piece of shit I fucking need a new phone!! >:(

Of course it wouldn't. Lightning would fry it. Duh.

2712 wrote:there needs to be laws that prohibit these people from reproducing.

This is awesome . ^