This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
I spy on my dad while he is taking a shower just like everyone else
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
"i think we're gonna be one of those bands thats around forever and even makes records, even if noones buying them and using them for toilet paper...but we'll still make them because we'll be the best fuckin toilet paper anyones ever used...." - Tom Delonge
As Im wearing my pajamas...I reach in my pocket and pull out my pinky toenail!! It was one of the most awkward moments of my life. I have no memory of putting it there, let alone clipping it off!
I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. "Can I see your ticket, please?" he asked, "Not right now" I shouted "I'm having a shit." "I don't believe you" he replied "Can you pass it under the door?" No problem" I said, sliding it under "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. "Can I see your ticket, please?" he asked, "Not right now" I shouted "I'm having a shit." "I don't believe you" he replied "Can you pass it under the door?" No problem" I said, sliding it under "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
Seriously? He didn't believe you? lol What did he say after he returned your ticket?
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. "Can I see your ticket, please?" he asked, "Not right now" I shouted "I'm having a shit." "I don't believe you" he replied "Can you pass it under the door?" No problem" I said, sliding it under "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
LOL do they check tickets so badly? What have this world become?!
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Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. "Can I see your ticket, please?" he asked, "Not right now" I shouted "I'm having a shit." "I don't believe you" he replied "Can you pass it under the door?" No problem" I said, sliding it under "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. "Can I see your ticket, please?" he asked, "Not right now" I shouted "I'm having a shit." "I don't believe you" he replied "Can you pass it under the door?" No problem" I said, sliding it under "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. "Can I see your ticket, please?" he asked, "Not right now" I shouted "I'm having a shit." "I don't believe you" he replied "Can you pass it under the door?" No problem" I said, sliding it under "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
Sickipedia jokes are notoriously unfunny.
I don't get it
The fact that it is written in coloquial English dialect, has poor grammar and is incredibly unfunny leads me to believe he got it off a British jokes website called Sickipedia. I get more lolz from TNS than I do that 'humour' site.
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. "Can I see your ticket, please?" he asked, "Not right now" I shouted "I'm having a shit." "I don't believe you" he replied "Can you pass it under the door?" No problem" I said, sliding it under "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
Sickipedia jokes are notoriously unfunny.
I don't get it
The fact that it is written in coloquial English dialect, has poor grammar and is incredibly unfunny leads me to believe he got it off a British jokes website called Sickipedia. I get more lolz from TNS than I do that 'humour' site.
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. "Can I see your ticket, please?" he asked, "Not right now" I shouted "I'm having a shit." "I don't believe you" he replied "Can you pass it under the door?" No problem" I said, sliding it under "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
Sickipedia jokes are notoriously unfunny.
I don't get it
The fact that it is written in coloquial English dialect, has poor grammar and is incredibly unfunny leads me to believe he got it off a British jokes website called Sickipedia. I get more lolz from TNS than I do that 'humour' site.
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. "Can I see your ticket, please?" he asked, "Not right now" I shouted "I'm having a shit." "I don't believe you" he replied "Can you pass it under the door?" No problem" I said, sliding it under "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
Sickipedia jokes are notoriously unfunny.
I don't get it
The fact that it is written in coloquial English dialect, has poor grammar and is incredibly unfunny leads me to believe he got it off a British jokes website called Sickipedia. I get more lolz from TNS than I do that 'humour' site.
Bummer! Damn you!
Yeah, Damn you!
Yeah, burn in hell you arselicker! And it wasn't off Sickipedia, it was from a Facebook group (who probably got it from there)
By the way Greggy, did I ever tell you how much I admire your easy going and awe inspiringly fun loving attitude?
And it wasn't off Sickipedia, it was from a Facebook group (who probably got it from there) 
