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Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:08 pm
by SickofEveryone
Just got $100.00 yippee!

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:58 pm
by Mitchell
Passed my driving test :D

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:04 pm
by Druska
blackhawk1105 wrote:Passed my driving test :D
I've failed mine twice already

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:17 pm
by FuckT41182
Stef wrote:When people are drunk in my car, I drive them home and just drag them outside and let them sleep in front of their frontdoor and the ring the bell so the parents get up and discover their son/daugther their.. Always funny
I just kick them out, and if there is puke in my car than he'll wake up with something broken

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:15 pm
by Stef
Tyler. wrote:People constantly whining about how the government should legalize weed annoy me. Fucked if there needs to be an easier way for kids to get weed, it's fine like it is.
I think those people don't know what the issues are after an amout of time..

If seen enough people who are smoking weed for 5 years and more.. And really, they are weirdos..

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:17 pm
by Shelley41
blackhawk1105 wrote:Passed my driving test :D
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Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:20 pm
by lisaNL
I wish it was christmas already.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:24 pm
by FuckT41182
lisaNL wrote:I wish it was christmas already.
yeah, isn't this Christmas eve supposed to be the last one for humanity ?

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:25 pm
by Stef
FuckT41182 wrote:
lisaNL wrote:I wish it was christmas already.
yeah, isn't this Christmas eve supposed to be the last one for humanity ?
Yup!

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:27 pm
by lisaNL
FuckT41182 wrote:
lisaNL wrote:I wish it was christmas already.
yeah, isn't this Christmas eve supposed to be the last one for humanity ?
Oh well.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:46 pm
by Jeremy Kill
Enjoy it while it lasts.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:51 pm
by Emil
You know if i were 110% cure the world would end next year i could be do many things i've always wanted can't do because of the consequences. Like how cool would it be to get your hands on a nuclear weapon? Speaking of nuclear matters there was this guy in sweden who tried to make a reactor in his kitchen, he got his hands on some radioactive material but he got caught, it was a pretty big thing in the media. I think international press picked up on it aswell.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:25 pm
by FuckT41182
don't worry, I've read that ancient astronauts including Jesus will come and help us reveal the secrets necessary in order to evolve, and according to those theorists there will be no sexual intercourse possible in the new state of our existence, so we might all just meet and mate and then commit mass suicide before we evolve ...

I, as a man, can willfully declare that once my dick is dropped I don't wanna exist in any way, no fucking soul of mine will float in the universe, I need the little piece of meat with me all the time

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:50 pm
by Jables
My facebook wall is full of people telling me how awesome I am :2cool4u: Today was a good day... :2cool4u:

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:34 am
by Resident Skumfuk
FuckT41182 wrote:don't worry, I've read that ancient astronauts including Jesus will come and help us reveal the secrets necessary in order to evolve, and according to those theorists there will be no sexual intercourse possible in the new state of our existence, so we might all just meet and mate and then commit mass suicide before we evolve ...

I, as a man, can willfully declare that once my dick is dropped I don't wanna exist in any way, no fucking soul of mine will float in the universe, I need the little piece of meat with me all the time

are you this stoned all the time?

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:11 am
by RileSum
Tyler. wrote:People constantly whining about how the government should legalize weed annoy me. Fucked if there needs to be an easier way for kids to get weed, it's fine like it is.
It's actually quite stupid why it's illegal, but the kids who say legalize it are fucking retarded, its easier to get while illegal. I can see it being legal in the not to distant future.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:45 am
by sumfan4
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:
RileSum wrote:I'll kill myself If I don't get this job!
That's the spirit! :glad:
lol!

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:08 am
by Boni
RileSum wrote:
Tyler. wrote:People constantly whining about how the government should legalize weed annoy me. Fucked if there needs to be an easier way for kids to get weed, it's fine like it is.
It's actually quite stupid why it's illegal, but the kids who say legalize it are fucking retarded, its easier to get while illegal. I can see it being legal in the not to distant future.
Time for my honest opinion. Sorry if you disagree. 5 years ago if you handed my a joint I would have smoked it. Now, I wouldn't mainly because I can't be arsed anymore. The whole "I'm doing something illegal" effect kind of wore off during the years. Now, the real thing that annoys me, why the fuck is smoking fags not illegal. Those things are far more dangerous that weed. I actually know the answer for the UK anyway, selling fags is what puts money in the governments pocket.

P.S. Fags is a British term for cigarettes, not a gay man's penis.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:41 am
by Tyler.
Stef wrote:
Tyler. wrote:People constantly whining about how the government should legalize weed annoy me. Fucked if there needs to be an easier way for kids to get weed, it's fine like it is.
I think those people don't know what the issues are after an amout of time..

If seen enough people who are smoking weed for 5 years and more.. And really, they are weirdos..
But seriously, we don't need that shit out there any more than it already is. So many kids would destroy their lives by smoking weed while way too young and screwing their whole schooling up. Weed doesn't kill you in the same way as cigarettes, but I've seen it destroy enough peoples lives to know it shouldn't be legal.

Re: The TNS Toilet

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:50 am
by Jake
Student Finance - The most useless organisation ever.