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Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:

Gregorovich wrote:Writing my Personal Statement for an English Literature application. Like 90% of this is about Dostoyevsky.

I'm gonna have to do that soon for my A level course, how long does it have to be? (no penis jokes)

I can't quite remember... I think around 2000 characters or 12 inches.

Sorry.

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:

Gregorovich wrote:Writing my Personal Statement for an English Literature application. Like 90% of this is about Dostoyevsky.

I'm gonna have to do that soon for my A level course, how long does it have to be? (no penis jokes)

oh remember my english A level test, we had to write about the global warming, man I was so fed up with that cos we spent the whole year writing essays about it, I said fuck this I'm gonna write about whatever the fuck I want,that's why i got a 6 isntead of the usual 10, my teacher wanted to kill me

Wait wait... I think you might be talking about something different. A Personal Statement accompanies your CV when you apply to university.

Gregorovich wrote:Wait wait... I think you might be talking about something different. A Personal Statement accompanies your CV when you apply to university.

I was talking about the PAU , which is the exams you take to apply to uni , aren't A levels like that?
Every country has a different system i suppose

Druska wrote:

Gregorovich wrote:Wait wait... I think you might be talking about something different. A Personal Statement accompanies your CV when you apply to university.

I was talking about the PAU , which is the exams you take to apply to uni , aren't A levels like that?
Every country has a different system i suppose

Personal Statements are part of the UCAS system, which means that they are required whenever applying to any university in Britain.

break up sucks. I didn't even know how bad it was even when you're the one who does it

Gutter Dreams wrote:break up sucks. I didn't even know how bad it was even when you're the one who does it

I blame who gave women rights.
Our women are not allowed to speak in our presence, or show their faces in the presence of others.

Gutter Dreams wrote:break up sucks. I didn't even know how bad it was even when you're the one who does it

Cure-all? Screaming Bloody Murder album, minus Time for You to Go and Baby You Don't Wanna Know. Those songs are just too happy.

I didn't know that Zero Boys were still going strong, and FUCKING CRAZY, I want to go to shows like this one

Madjid wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:break up sucks. I didn't even know how bad it was even when you're the one who does it

I blame who gave women rights.
Our women are not allowed to speak in our presence, or show their faces in the presence of others.

I know how bad it feels. You'll get over the feeling, babe <3

the fuck did I do last night?how did I get a cut on my finger??

Out drinking till 3am, awake at 8am... Why, body? Why...?

So... O2 have started charging £150 per claim. I could buy a brand new iPhone with the amount of money their 'insurance' costs. O2, go dunk your head.

Jeremy Kill wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:break up sucks. I didn't even know how bad it was even when you're the one who does it

Cure-all? Screaming Bloody Murder album, minus Time for You to Go and Baby You Don't Wanna Know. Those songs are just too happy.

haha the Sums definitely have some great break up tracks


and I'm getting there Shelley<3

Gutter Dreams wrote:

Jeremy Kill wrote:

Gutter Dreams wrote:break up sucks. I didn't even know how bad it was even when you're the one who does it

Cure-all? Screaming Bloody Murder album, minus Time for You to Go and Baby You Don't Wanna Know. Those songs are just too happy.

haha the Sums definitely have some great break up tracks


and I'm getting there Shelley<3

you should listen to happy songs!

Jeremy Kill wrote:Out drinking till 3am, awake at 8am... Why, body? Why...?

Amateur...

Gregorovich wrote:So... O2 have started charging £150 per claim. I could buy a brand new iPhone with the amount of money their 'insurance' costs. O2, go dunk your head.

I get phone insurance as part of my royalties account with Royal Bank of Scotland. Only £7.99 plus other shit.

Boni Boy Blue wrote:

Gregorovich wrote:So... O2 have started charging £150 per claim. I could buy a brand new iPhone with the amount of money their 'insurance' costs. O2, go dunk your head.

I get phone insurance as part of my royalties account with Royal Bank of Scotland. Only £7.99 plus other shit.

And how much do they charge for claims?

Someone called me the Devil's Whore today

The most amazing thing I have ever been called, haha. Christians..

Shelley41! wrote:Someone called me the Devil's Whore today

The most amazing thing I have ever been called, haha. Christians..

LOL, why?