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gejmik wrote:What can I say.. Congrats Man Fucking United :suicide: :suicide: :balling:

I heard Mourinho wants to get Lampard and Drogba in summer. 2 words - NO WAY!
no way they will get Lampard, 2 reasons : I don't believe Lampard himself would ever want to leave Chelsea and I don't believe Chelsea would sell him so easily after so many years of good work.

and Drogba is possible ... they already bought some Sahin I think, I think I've read about it somewhere or some friend told me about some Sahin or something like that, he's from some team from Bundesliga ...

tonight Liverpool is gonna win guys, no doubts about that !! (and MC are gonna loose all of their three games they have left - no doubts about that either)
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^ Nouri Sahin plays for Borussia Dortmund.

I dunno what RM are doing, they've already Ozil, Kaka, Pedro Leon and Canales in that same position, they're just obsessed with midfielders that can never be as good as Xavi and Iniesta, they can bring whoever they want to, they will beat Barcelona when they stop obsessing about them, meaning : Never.

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Madjid wrote:^ Nouri Sahin plays for Borussia Dortmund.

I dunno what RM are doing, they've already Ozil, Kaka, Pedro Leon and Canales in that same position, they're just obsessed with midfielders that can never be as good as Xavi and Iniesta, they can bring whoever they want to, they will beat Barcelona when they stop obsessing about them, meaning : Never.
well, I think they will sell someone as well, and one player can be as good as Xavi or Iniesta, and it's Ozil, that guy is amazing ...
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FuckT41182 wrote:and one player can be as good as Xavi or Iniesta, and it's Ozil, that guy is amazing ...
Are you serious?
Ozil had a good tournament in World Cup, was brilliant because Germany was brilliant as a team, Muller was also brilliant, and so was Tony Kroos.
Ozil had a couple of good games this year, if i remember correctly, they were against Zaragoza and Racing Santander, when Ronaldo didn't play because of injury, other than that, he was just as good as any average midfielder, played 5 games agaisnt Barcelona, and was crap in all of them, Real Madrid actually played really well in the last one, when Kaka played instead of Ozil.

When Barça didn't sign Ozil in summer, i was pretty pissed, especially when RM closed the deal, but after that 5-0 game, i was like : What the fuck do i know about football? Go Suck a fuck, Ozil.

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I can't see Lampard leaving either, unless he's told by Chelsea they don't want him which won't happen. I've got a feeling this summer could be a pretty big and exciting summer, there are so many teams (especially in England) who need to improve their team. Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, City, Utd and Spurs all need to improve their squads.
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Madjid wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:and one player can be as good as Xavi or Iniesta, and it's Ozil, that guy is amazing ...
Are you serious?
Ozil had a good tournament in World Cup, was brilliant because Germany was brilliant as a team, Muller was also brilliant, and so was Tony Kroos.
Ozil had a couple of good games this year, if i remember correctly, they were against Zaragoza and Racing Santander, when Ronaldo didn't play because of injury, other than that, he was just as good as any average midfielder, played 5 games agaisnt Barcelona, and was crap in all of them, Real Madrid actually played really well in the last one, when Kaka played instead of Ozil.

When Barça didn't sign Ozil in summer, i was pretty pissed, especially when RM closed the deal, but after that 5-0 game, i was like : What the fuck do i know about football? Go Suck a fuck, Ozil.
yeah, I was serious, he definitely had much more good games, he's got a lot of assistances and a lot of goals, also he can make the game flow in the midfield ... he didn't play that good against Barcelona, but that was also caused by the tactics of RM, and if CR would manage to score from one of his amazing passes, he would be great in everyone's eyes ...

+ he's young ... i think he's got a big future in front of him, if you think that he won't improve, than I'm alright with it, it may be true, but I personally believe that he could be the best one day...

and almost everyone will tell you that Ozil is way ahead of Kaka these days, and he might be the reason for Kaka to leave ...
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Alonso is the best midefielder Madrid have. fuck all the others.
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Drogba is possible.. But fuck, Chelsea just can't rely on Torres :sosad:
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they should be able to considering how much they spent on him!
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Bobbyjames wrote:they should be able to considering how much they spent on him!
I know, Torres is a good player, but I'm not so sure if he's worth 50 mil... I think there are better attackers for chelsea gaming style for this money.
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gejmik wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:they should be able to considering how much they spent on him!
I know, Torres is a good player, but I'm not so sure if he's worth 50 mil... I think there are better attackers for chelsea gaming style for this money.
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Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez runs down the wing for me!!!
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Bobbyjames wrote:Pedro, Pedro Rodriguez runs down the wing for me!!!

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Bobbyjames wrote:Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez runs down the wing for me!!!
the third goal was fucking epic ! What the hell got into him ? :D I would never say he will score so much, but, good for us...
I'm really looking forward to Gerrard's comeback, we will be fucking unstoppable then

and anyway, I don't want Liverpool to buy any new defenders, I totally trust to the guys we have, the youngsters too !
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How can you take 2 goals in a minute ? Ask us ! :suicide:
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^ That was epic!
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hmm, I don't wanna post like two shit posts, but this is what I call a happy day, it's a picture of our Slovak player playing for Fenerbachce ... his foot is probably okay and he will be able to start training this Friday, the game was played two days ago ... fuck, it's a miracle he will be able to play so soon ...
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the same can't be said for Gareth Bale

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so me and my friends are planning on going to canaletes tomorrow
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Still Waiting wrote:so me and my friends are planning on going to canaletes tomorrow
Can i please join?

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