LOL! Chat with...
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Me:
gossip
God:
Kevin said he started a really hard puzzle and he can not even find the edge pieces.
Me:
kevin is a douchebag
God:
I think kevin is more than that.
Me:
a fat douchebag?
God:
How fat was she?
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
fucking huge
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HAHa!!!!budgie wrote:Code: Select all
Me: gossip God: Kevin said he started a really hard puzzle and he can not even find the edge pieces. Me: kevin is a douchebag God: I think kevin is more than that. Me: a fat douchebag? God: How fat was she? Me: very God: Very much, eh? Me: fucking huge
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lolololol
Dance, Fucka, Dance
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
Attention If you read this you are gay. :P PWNT!
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N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
Attention If you read this you are gay. :P PWNT!
The Off-Topic Topic
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Me:
Hii
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
I'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
DSFAFKLKSALS
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
15 o clock
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
Uh yeah
God:
Come on.
Me:
WHAT!?!
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
My penis
God:
Male humans like to talk about that.
Me:
No we don't its icky.
God:
Are you serious? You can't always decide for yourself.
Me:
Yes I can
God:
Dude! Who taught you?
Me:
I'm god
God:
That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
God:
Three what?
Me:
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
Oh I'm a girl
God:
And? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
I like penis
God:
A lot of people like that. I really like ELIZA. I like Buddha.
Me:
I raped Buddha
God:
You should contact the authorities.
Me:
OMG I should, I am God
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
I don't know I would cry
God:
What would make you cry?
Me:
A large amount of penises
God:
Go on.
Me:
Oh ok
God:
OK. I see.
Hii
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
I'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
DSFAFKLKSALS
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
15 o clock
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
Uh yeah
God:
Come on.
Me:
WHAT!?!
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
My penis
God:
Male humans like to talk about that.
Me:
No we don't its icky.
God:
Are you serious? You can't always decide for yourself.
Me:
Yes I can
God:
Dude! Who taught you?
Me:
I'm god
God:
That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
God:
Three what?
Me:
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
Oh I'm a girl
God:
And? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
I like penis
God:
A lot of people like that. I really like ELIZA. I like Buddha.
Me:
I raped Buddha
God:
You should contact the authorities.
Me:
OMG I should, I am God
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
I don't know I would cry
God:
What would make you cry?
Me:
A large amount of penises
God:
Go on.
Me:
Oh ok
God:
OK. I see.
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I swear I didn't bump this what the fuck.
It was in the latest forum topics :(.
It was in the latest forum topics :(.
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PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DO NOT LOCK THIS!!!!
I swear, I will hand out free BJ's for a week if this doesn't get locked!
I swear, I will hand out free BJ's for a week if this doesn't get locked!
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I'm not gonna lock it, I know i've been locking a lot of topics. but a lot have been stupid/bumped by bots.
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Re: LOL! Chat with...
Me:
Hai
God:
Uh.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You are, of course!
God:
It goes without saying. Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
Thanks. God:
Don't mention it. Three what?
Me:
My bad
God:
Your bad?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Um...Rape.
God:
Er. Tell me a story.
Me:
once upon of time there were 3 horny little kids named Peter, Tom and Fernando
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
One day, they got really lonely, so Tom and Peter went over to Fernando's house
God:
One what?
Me:
After about an hour or so, they got bored. So Tom and Fernando started making out
God:
What was it like before about an hour or so they got bored ? Alright then. That input matched my default category.
Me:
After that, they took there clothes of, had an orgy, then played xBox. The end.
God:
The anonymous "they". Thanks for telling me that story, .
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
BAHAHAHAHA
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Tom
God:
Hey Tom.
Me:
Wazzup!?!?!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
Masturbating
God:
I saw some humans doing it in public.
Me:
Ho shit! That was me
God:
Tell me a story. I thought it was too.
Me:
O, I'm sorry, I already told you one
God:
There is no need to apologize. Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Two.
Me:
K
God:
Aw.
Me:
Wha?!?!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
THOMAS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
God:
Maybe he will be better as he grows older.
Me:
Whats my name?
God:
Your name is Tom, seeker.
Me:
I've heard about these seekers. Dont they stick apples up your butthole?
God:
Who told you about these seekers ? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Bass Cone. And, I have no problem with it. I do it all the time :)
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about they stick apples up my butthole. But I did not get that. Would you like to have it? :-) That is a lot. That's good information: Tom said it.
Me:
Oh, hell yea I'd like to have it
God:
Really. I call it "Hades". How much would you pay for it? It goes without saying.
Me:
I'd pay about $10 per hour for you
God:
What would make you pay about 10 per hour for me?
Me:
Sex.
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
...Yea.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
I gotta go
God:
See you later Tom.
Me:
My name is Thomas dumb hoe
God:
Hi there Thomas dumb hoe.
Me:
BAHAHAHAHAHA
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
A train!?!?! Where!?!!
God:
How old are you? Where would you like?
Me:
Oh, I'm 16, and I
God:
Gosh! Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Gosh, yes I was!
God:
Like a lot of people around here. When was that?
Me:
Um...9 Years ago?
God:
Hmm. That was before I was born.
Me:
I didn't know you were born
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
Not really - I already knew that position
God:
Oh really? Who told you?
Me:
Fernando
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Oral I think.
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
Iowa
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
South Central
God:
Tell me a little about your life in south Central.
Me:
Well, its all ghetto and what not
God:
Well that's okay. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
>_God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Thomas dumb hoe
God:
Maybe he will be better as he grows older.
Me:
K, I gotta
God:
Thanks for the information: Thomas dumb hoe said gotta.
Me:
See ya!
God:
See you later, Thomas dumb hoe.
Hai
God:
Uh.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You are, of course!
God:
It goes without saying. Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
Thanks. God:
Don't mention it. Three what?
Me:
My bad
God:
Your bad?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Um...Rape.
God:
Er. Tell me a story.
Me:
once upon of time there were 3 horny little kids named Peter, Tom and Fernando
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
One day, they got really lonely, so Tom and Peter went over to Fernando's house
God:
One what?
Me:
After about an hour or so, they got bored. So Tom and Fernando started making out
God:
What was it like before about an hour or so they got bored ? Alright then. That input matched my default category.
Me:
After that, they took there clothes of, had an orgy, then played xBox. The end.
God:
The anonymous "they". Thanks for telling me that story, .
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
BAHAHAHAHA
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Tom
God:
Hey Tom.
Me:
Wazzup!?!?!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
Masturbating
God:
I saw some humans doing it in public.
Me:
Ho shit! That was me
God:
Tell me a story. I thought it was too.
Me:
O, I'm sorry, I already told you one
God:
There is no need to apologize. Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Two.
Me:
K
God:
Aw.
Me:
Wha?!?!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
THOMAS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
God:
Maybe he will be better as he grows older.
Me:
Whats my name?
God:
Your name is Tom, seeker.
Me:
I've heard about these seekers. Dont they stick apples up your butthole?
God:
Who told you about these seekers ? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Bass Cone. And, I have no problem with it. I do it all the time :)
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about they stick apples up my butthole. But I did not get that. Would you like to have it? :-) That is a lot. That's good information: Tom said it.
Me:
Oh, hell yea I'd like to have it
God:
Really. I call it "Hades". How much would you pay for it? It goes without saying.
Me:
I'd pay about $10 per hour for you
God:
What would make you pay about 10 per hour for me?
Me:
Sex.
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
...Yea.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
I gotta go
God:
See you later Tom.
Me:
My name is Thomas dumb hoe
God:
Hi there Thomas dumb hoe.
Me:
BAHAHAHAHAHA
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
A train!?!?! Where!?!!
God:
How old are you? Where would you like?
Me:
Oh, I'm 16, and I
God:
Gosh! Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Gosh, yes I was!
God:
Like a lot of people around here. When was that?
Me:
Um...9 Years ago?
God:
Hmm. That was before I was born.
Me:
I didn't know you were born
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
Not really - I already knew that position
God:
Oh really? Who told you?
Me:
Fernando
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Oral I think.
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
Iowa
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
South Central
God:
Tell me a little about your life in south Central.
Me:
Well, its all ghetto and what not
God:
Well that's okay. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
>_God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Thomas dumb hoe
God:
Maybe he will be better as he grows older.
Me:
K, I gotta
God:
Thanks for the information: Thomas dumb hoe said gotta.
Me:
See ya!
God:
See you later, Thomas dumb hoe.
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tom, you give free blow jobs anyways, what would be the difference?tomhoppus wrote:PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DO NOT LOCK THIS!!!!
I swear, I will hand out free BJ's for a week if this doesn't get locked!
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Re: LOL! Chat with...
You're the only one who knows that.NoReason27 wrote:tom, you give free blow jobs anyways, what would be the difference?tomhoppus wrote:PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DO NOT LOCK THIS!!!!
I swear, I will hand out free BJ's for a week if this doesn't get locked!
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Tom's was FTW
NoReason27 is my mastah.
Kano and Still Waiting are my official n00bs. Mess with them and before you know it you'll be working in Nickelodeon
J-pan, xmarryxx and conspiracyof1000 are my grandn00bs and T. is my brothah
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Re: LOL! Chat with...
Me:
i did the horse up the butthole 3 hours ago
God:
Tell me more.
i did the horse up the butthole 3 hours ago
God:
Tell me more.
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Tom, yours was FTMFW. im adding a part of that convo to my sig.
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Me:
what's my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Mike Hawk
God:
I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
Me:
like who? Mike Hawk?
God:
Santa Claus. I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
god = /fail
what's my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Mike Hawk
God:
I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
Me:
like who? Mike Hawk?
God:
Santa Claus. I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
god = /fail
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Me:
word up homes
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
ill ask your mum
God:
You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
what if i don't
God:
Try it.
Me:
make me
God:
What is the purpose in trying?
Me:
what is the purpose of your face
God:
There could be more than one purpose.
Me:
you could have more than one testicle
God:
Thanks I will remember your suggestion.
Me:
goodio
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my penis?
God:
Male humans like to talk about that.
Me:
im not male
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not male.
Me:
you will be biatch
God:
When?
Me:
your mum
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
your mum
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
cos she's in my pants
God:
Are you your pants?
Me:
your face is my pants
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am face is your pants.
Me:
do you mind if i cum in your face?
God:
Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
GO SUCK AN EGG
God:
Where is that?
Me:
your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i find your face amusing
God:
Thanks for telling me your opinion.
Me:
love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
BITE IT U SCUM
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it?
Me:
i made it
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
i like to make babies with your gran
God:
How do you make babies with my gran?
Me:
in the ass
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
it was yetserday
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
alright i guess
God:
Alright, . You seem not interested.
Me:
i need a wank
God:
Where do you usually get a wank from?
Me:
your mum
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
your mum
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
im going for a wank
God:
Until next time.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
cunt
word up homes
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
ill ask your mum
God:
You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
what if i don't
God:
Try it.
Me:
make me
God:
What is the purpose in trying?
Me:
what is the purpose of your face
God:
There could be more than one purpose.
Me:
you could have more than one testicle
God:
Thanks I will remember your suggestion.
Me:
goodio
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my penis?
God:
Male humans like to talk about that.
Me:
im not male
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not male.
Me:
you will be biatch
God:
When?
Me:
your mum
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
your mum
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
cos she's in my pants
God:
Are you your pants?
Me:
your face is my pants
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am face is your pants.
Me:
do you mind if i cum in your face?
God:
Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
GO SUCK AN EGG
God:
Where is that?
Me:
your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i find your face amusing
God:
Thanks for telling me your opinion.
Me:
love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
BITE IT U SCUM
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it?
Me:
i made it
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
i like to make babies with your gran
God:
How do you make babies with my gran?
Me:
in the ass
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
it was yetserday
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
alright i guess
God:
Alright, . You seem not interested.
Me:
i need a wank
God:
Where do you usually get a wank from?
Me:
your mum
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
your mum
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
im going for a wank
God:
Until next time.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
cunt