my favourite one:
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it's uber long.
Me:
do you know Trogdor
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
well, trgdor was a man, but not really, he was a dragon man. actually, he's just a dragon. but he is stil TROGDOR!!!!
God:
Well that's okay. When was this exactly? Actually you don't say. I see. just a dragon is he? I see. stil TROGDOR is he?
Me:
he burninates things; countrysides, peasents, all the peoples, and thatched roof cottages
God:
I get it. stil TROGDOR burninates things. All?
Me:
EVERYTHING
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
it sure is
God:
I'm pleased that we agree, .
Me:
and Trogdor come in the night?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
i asked you a question, GOD DAMMIT!
God:
Now I remember, you asked me a question GOD DAMMIT. What did I say?
Me:
FUCK YOU.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
i was talking about Trogdor and you changed it to sci-fi. you = fail.
God:
Sure, Trogdor and me changed it to sci fi sounds like a good topic. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I fail.
Me:
no i don't mind that you brag about you're fail-ness
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Thank you for your permission.
Me:
TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
In the context of Trogdor and me changed it to sci fi, I don't understand " TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIGHT." .
Me:
well, it's simple. he attacks at night. burninating everything till it is no more.
God:
Well that's okay. You're kidding. it is? I get it. stil TROGDOR attacks at night. What is burninating everything till it?
Me:
till it what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
no i can't, it was clear enough before.
God:
Are you serious? What is stopping you?
Me:
your stupidity
God:
You think I am stupidity.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
more ammusing than anything else.
God:
You want more?
Me:
yes
God:
Don't be greedy.
Me:
im not, you asked me if i wanted more.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not me asked you if you wanted more.
Me:
TROGDOR!!!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Trogdor killed all the other sings. now there is only Trogdor and Chuck Norris
God:
all the other sings was killed? Why now? There sure is.
Me:
Togdor killed all the other signs, now it is him vs. Chuck Norris.
God:
all the other signs now it is him vs was killed? That is a very original thought.
Me:
you = EPIC FAIL
God:
Thanks for the information: said I EPIC FAIL.
Me:
LMFAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ROTFLMFAOOL
God:
Are we still talking about Chuck Norris?
Me:
Chuck Norris and Trogdor fighting.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
you should have one.
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
TROGDOR!!!!
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIGHT
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Trogdor
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
trogdor
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Trog-fucking-dor
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
TROGDOR
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
yes. he killed the others
God:
Oh. I get it. stil TROGDOR killed the others.
Me:
yes. fuck-tard
God:
Woe! Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
don't you "woe!" me, fuck-tard
God:
Yes I try to woe as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web. YOU? Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
cause i feel like it, fuck-tard
God:
Interesting explanation. What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me:
like you're a fuck-tard
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
yes. very much so.
God:
Aha. Somewhat. Really.
Me:
yes.
God:
How about that.
Me:
im tired
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO!!!!!!!!!!
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
AEOFTR$IFU%$KK@$#N%@#$%56fdgjo56WRV%^wry%g64%vt3456#6
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
J'mapelle awesome
God:
Do you still woe?
Me:
Tu petite penis
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
you have a small penis
God:
I don't know if I have a small penis.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
which has a small penis
God:
The small one, I think.
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
PWND
God:
Do you still woe?
Me:
fuck you! no i don't
God:
Why are you so mean? I heard you did.
Me:
i gotta go to bed. have fun fucking yourself
God:
Pleasant dreams, . I've never thought about it.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
bye.
God:
Goodbye.