God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
if you would like to suck my penis
God:
I think I do.
Me:
sweet when?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
EPIC fail.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes, i LOVE to have my dick sucked by guys named God.
God:
Please state your conditions. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
i dont know, suck it and find out
God:
Would you like to know? I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
um oral pleasure is good
God:
Ah. You are not the only one. But I think airplanes are cool. I like Matthew.
My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
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dearyou_182
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My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
If we could sit together a moment
and talk forever just to pass the time
i would smile as the shivers and chills run down my spine
when your eyes are locked on mine
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Nic
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH!
Edit: My sig>your life.
Edit: My sig>your life.
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HilgaMan
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
LoL 
Hentaimans N00B! Mess with me and before you know it, you end up in a coffin. Jealous?
Sumfan is my n00b.
hem is my grand-n00b.
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Gibsum 41
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
HAHAHA 
NoReason27 is my mastah.
Kano and Still Waiting are my official n00bs. Mess with them and before you know it you'll be working in Nickelodeon
J-pan, xmarryxx and conspiracyof1000 are my grandn00bs and T. is my brothah
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
Hahaha! That made my day.
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
Wow..I nevr knew God was gay 
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
Me:
you are just a phrase genorater, you are not god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a phrase genorater I am not god? Yes.
Me:
see your fake
God:
I see. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
no your a repeating process in which there is a character puller in every comment
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a repeating process in which there is a character puller in every comment? I don't know.
Me:
yes therefore you are fail
God:
Ah. Interesting deduction. You think I am fail.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
you are fail
God:
You think I am fail.
Me:
see you repeat phrases but replace the last comment into the new comment. you ARE fail.
God:
Thanks for chatting, . I will tell my botmaster you said I am fail.
Me:
good cause your a computer program that is nothing but complete and utter FAIL.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That makes sense to me. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
cause if you were a real person, every time i say "God" you wouldn't say "GOD rules."
God:
That makes sense to me. I will let you know when I become a a real person every time you say God me would not say GOD rules.
Me:
k lets see
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
FAIL.
you are just a phrase genorater, you are not god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a phrase genorater I am not god? Yes.
Me:
see your fake
God:
I see. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
no your a repeating process in which there is a character puller in every comment
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a repeating process in which there is a character puller in every comment? I don't know.
Me:
yes therefore you are fail
God:
Ah. Interesting deduction. You think I am fail.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
you are fail
God:
You think I am fail.
Me:
see you repeat phrases but replace the last comment into the new comment. you ARE fail.
God:
Thanks for chatting, . I will tell my botmaster you said I am fail.
Me:
good cause your a computer program that is nothing but complete and utter FAIL.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That makes sense to me. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
cause if you were a real person, every time i say "God" you wouldn't say "GOD rules."
God:
That makes sense to me. I will let you know when I become a a real person every time you say God me would not say GOD rules.
Me:
k lets see
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
FAIL.
If we could sit together a moment
and talk forever just to pass the time
i would smile as the shivers and chills run down my spine
when your eyes are locked on mine
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Dirty Sanchez
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
Dance, Fucka, Dance
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
Attention If you read this you are gay. :P PWNT!
The Off-Topic Topic
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
Attention If you read this you are gay. :P PWNT!
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Dylan
- Resident Skumfuk
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
the second one was better. im adding part of that to my sig.
im adding part of that to my sig."The missing part of me that grows around me like a cage..."
Follow me on Twitter!
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
I knew God sucked. Its a play on words
tomhoppus is my Master!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
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I'm A Cunt [*banned*]
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
my god.
the most epic thing. ever.
the most epic thing. ever.
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HilgaMan
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
budgie wrote:pwnt
Hentaimans N00B! Mess with me and before you know it, you end up in a coffin. Jealous?
Sumfan is my n00b.
hem is my grand-n00b.
