I said to my mom, "Bitch!, buy me a yellow Ferrari RIGHT NOW! ". So I bathe for 4 hours in my jacuzzi eating donuts and watching porn, when my mom calls me. Well the phone was about 2 feet out of reach, so I yelled at my servant to give me the phone (she was downstairs preparing me a 2 foot sub). I finally answer the phone and my mom says she's outside with my Ferrari. I finally go outside in my expensive Italian leather robe, and there is a RED FUCKING FERRARI waiting for me and my stupid mom with a huge smile on her face. I grabbed a big rock and scratched WHORE on the hood. "I SAID I WANTED A YELLOW FERRARI , WHY'D YOU BUY ME A RED ONE? ARE YOU COLOR BLIND? THIS IS YOUR NEW CAR AND YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO ERASE WHORE FROM THE HOOD". So yeah, now I'm stuck with my Hummer and my Corvette until my mom gets back from the dealer with a yellow Ferrari.
EDIT: Actually, I think I want a white/pearl one now.
Oh my gooooood!
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Oh my gooooood!
Dance, Fucka, Dance
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M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
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Now I have the best 2 sigs
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N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
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Re: Oh my gooooood!
hummers and ferraris suck. that Corvette better be a '67 Corvette-Sting ray or you are no longer my n00b.
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Re: Oh my gooooood!
its a 69............NoReason27 wrote:hummers and ferraris suck. that Corvette better be a '67 Corvette-Sting ray or you are no longer my n00b.
Dance, Fucka, Dance
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
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N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
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Re: Oh my gooooood!
that is not as good, but it's not horrible. you will stay my n00b.Mota Boy wrote:its a 69............NoReason27 wrote:hummers and ferraris suck. that Corvette better be a '67 Corvette-Sting ray or you are no longer my n00b.
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Re: Oh my gooooood!
W...T...F...
NoReason27 is my mastah.
Kano and Still Waiting are my official n00bs. Mess with them and before you know it you'll be working in Nickelodeon
J-pan, xmarryxx and conspiracyof1000 are my grandn00bs and T. is my brothah
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Re: Oh my gooooood!
I know, my mom's a cunt isn't she?Gibsum 41 wrote:W...T...F...
Dance, Fucka, Dance
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
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N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
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Re: Oh my gooooood!
that was honestly the funniest thing youve ever said
tomhoppus is my Master!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
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Re: Oh my gooooood!
ur joking right lol
please say yes...
please say yes...
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Re: Oh my gooooood!
http://www.websitedenied.com/d2006.asp? ... 5,19,26,30,
More Porn! God i hate you all
More Porn! God i hate you all
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Re: Oh my gooooood!
budgie wrote::( i opened this thread expecting to see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4
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Re: Oh my gooooood!
LOL @ the offspring symbol on itdaredbus wrote:
Dance, Fucka, Dance
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
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N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
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Re: Oh my gooooood!
It's perfect and customized! Except I think you should scratch whore on that one tooMota Boy wrote:LOL @ the offspring symbol on itdaredbus wrote:
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Re: Oh my gooooood!
EXCATLY!!!!! I want the damning Pearl one now
Dance, Fucka, Dance
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
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The Off-Topic Topic
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
Attention If you read this you are gay. :P PWNT!
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Re: Oh my gooooood!
No, that was in April. This is for Fathers Day. And I'm not a dad.
Dance, Fucka, Dance
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
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The Off-Topic Topic
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
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Re: Oh my gooooood!
Ok, next person who uses the suprised smiley, I'm gonna shove my dick up the hole. And I only......guys.....yea
Dance, Fucka, Dance
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
Attention If you read this you are gay. :P PWNT!
The Off-Topic Topic
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
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