I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

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I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

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So, I'm staying at my dads, and he lives in this hamlet in the middle of nowhere.

I just went out for a fag, and its rather dark (its just gone midnight at the time it happend). I was wondering around in the dark, and i can hear this dance music. I cant hear the tune, but i could hear the bass. Naturally, im thinking there must be a party going on (I mean, who would listen to dance music that loud in the middle of the night?), so i went to investigate. After a while the music stopped, so i made my way back home.

I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere, because i thought i was back home, but it turned out i was in someone elses driveway (there are no streetlights in this place). I started to turn back, to try and get to the main road.

To the side of me is a hedge, and through the hedge is someones house. Looking through the hedge, i can see a couple, in a passionate embrace. Naturally, being just like any other pervy teenager, I keep watching. The guy starts to undo the girls top, and as he does, the girl breaks away. She looks out the window, points straight at me and the guy looks as well.

I leg it. Eventually, I made my way back home. But I may well have just killed their passion, because they now think theres some pervert watching them going at it!

Hooray!

Sorry... I just had to tell someone.
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hahaha :lol:

but seriously, if their gonna do it in front of a window, make sure the curtain is closed. :lol:
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NoReason27 wrote:hahaha :lol:

but seriously, if their gonna do it in front of a window, make sure the curtain is closed. :lol:
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soccer44151 wrote:
NoReason27 wrote:hahaha :lol:

but seriously, if their gonna do it in front of a window, make sure the curtain is closed. :lol:
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hahaha, that made my day.
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lol dude. their loss xD
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lol :lol:
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lol :lol:
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That girl has good eyes...........
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lol :mrgreen:
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you should have just stood there when she pointed at you, and gestured that you wanted to join in :P
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ToMaTaN wrote:you should have just stood there when she pointed at you, and gestured that you wanted to join in :P
As its wales... im guessing stand on all fours and wrap urself in coton wool?
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Jake wrote:
ToMaTaN wrote:you should have just stood there when she pointed at you, and gestured that you wanted to join in :P
As its wales... im guessing stand on all fours and wrap urself in coton wool?
haha, watch it sunshine, Hereford is a twenty minute drive from Wales!

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Jake wrote:
ToMaTaN wrote:you should have just stood there when she pointed at you, and gestured that you wanted to join in :P
As its wales... im guessing stand on all fours and wrap urself in coton wool?
Oooh... Actually, my dads house is in Herefordshire... I live with my mum in wales.
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LMAO!!!
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LMFAO :lol:
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hahaha, that actually did make my day, thank you
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Story would have been 10x more funny if you were jerking off.
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Dan wrote:
Jake wrote:
ToMaTaN wrote:you should have just stood there when she pointed at you, and gestured that you wanted to join in :P
As its wales... im guessing stand on all fours and wrap urself in coton wool?
Oooh... Actually, my dads house is in Herefordshire... I live with my mum in wales.
your dad has anal sex with me for money
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Jonny wrote:Story would have been 10x more funny if you were jerking off.
it would. hehe
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