mine is when i got suspended cuz i yelled boom at some 6th graders, so the wonderful faculty disided to suspend me till i saw a shrink cuz they thought i was gonna blow up the school ... thats the funny one
and worst was for almost 3 weeks cuz i punched the most popular kid at my school in the face in 6th grade... she ran crying to the principal javascript:emoticon(':roll:')
a kid at our school got suspended for like 4 days because they made a facebook group that belittled a teacher.....
also my best friend got suspended because him and another kid were playfully stabbing eachother with pens and it got bloody (imagine 2 nerds jousting with pens)
Man, i'm glad someone asked this. We had to make a fake buisness card in computer class, so i made one and it was really nice and everything. And then i was bored so i made one as a gift card to "the very gay homo store" and i was gonna give it to my friend Evan as a joke. I gave it to evan and he was like what the hell is this, then he handed it back to me and it was the real one, i had turned in the homo store one. Then i was suspended for sexual harrasment.
I've never been suspended, but I did get a detention for fighting with this guy in grade 3 while playing cops and robbers... We were personally responsible for it being banned from our school.
Adam (Open Your Eyes), Amy (Mr. Penguin), and Sasha (Young,Dumb,And Full Of Cum...) are my noobs.
Claudia is my grand-noob.
Lisette (bunny) is my great-grand noob.
Never got suspended and our school was too much of a pushover to give detentions really. But they scolded over the stupidest things. I got in trouble in grade 1 during lunch for being gross with my food (basically just opening my mouth with all the chewed up food in it... it was actually pretty retarded how I got in trouble).
My school has this wierd thing that if there's a message for you or something, they stick this note to your locker that says "There's something for you in the office". Well, there was some new kid in the middle school, and when he was in his class, I wrote "Your dog died" on on it. It made him cry, he told his parents, and they got all pissy, so they went to the school and they checked the cameras to see who did it. I got suspended for 3 days.
- i punched a guy in the face
- i locked up my whole class at the classroom cause i broke the door
- i said bitch to a girl in front of all the class
- i said fuck off to a girl that said that sum 41 sucked
in grade 2, a "cool kid" was teasing another boy, took his things and ran away, he ran pass me and i pushed him so he fell flat on the ground and he got up and started chasing me, he was so embaressed, it was worth it.
And i accidentally waterbombed a teacher, that was pretty amusing actually.
hmmm, my friend once threw a snowball and it went straight into the snackshack all over the hotdogs. i got detention for punching someone in the face coz i ran away from drama (hate it cant stand it) and teacher got whole class to chase me, he jumped on my back, so POW punch in face=bleeding nose.
Omega Myre wrote:My school has this wierd thing that if there's a message for you or something, they stick this note to your locker that says "There's something for you in the office". Well, there was some new kid in the middle school, and when he was in his class, I wrote "Your dog died" on on it. It made him cry, he told his parents, and they got all pissy, so they went to the school and they checked the cameras to see who did it. I got suspended for 3 days.
...Worth it.
your school has cameras? i guess thats america for you (i just assumed)
But i got detention and a letter sent home to my parents when I got caught smoking and ran away from the Head Teacher! In doing so I also managed to fall down a flight of concrete stairs and got covered in mud! I'll never forget it! SoOoO embarrassing! But that was years ago when I was like 14! I don't go to school no more! :D
... thats the funny one
