16, don't worry about jail my dear, I'm gonna move over to Europe, stay with Jake and get in on banging Shelley.Druska wrote:wait how old are you ?Gutter Dreams wrote:you win.Druska wrote:that's kinda impossible, jables would traumatise the rapistJake wrote:3rd place, however, will be awarded to anyone who rapes Jables. But he has to be left traumatised.Mitchell wrote:Looks like you're up for an ass whooping.Ardi41 wrote:doesn't it count that I rape you on fifa more or less regularly ?Mitchell wrote:I need to join this club.
If any girls wanna do this as well thy can sign up below.
I'm making an exception for jake, bobby and kyle if they're up for it , but only if they buy me dinner first.
But no, it has to be consensual, you know laws and that silly kida stuff
I want you, we'll be number 3.
the age of consent here is 13, but i dunno in canada and I don't want to spend the rest of my days sharing a cell with a canadian polar bear
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But you'd love the weather here, we'd go to the beach everyday and since you're canadian you could have a swim pretty much every day of the yearGutter Dreams wrote:16, don't worry about jail my dear, I'm gonna move over to Europe, stay with Jake and get in on banging Shelley.Druska wrote:wait how old are you ?Gutter Dreams wrote:you win.Druska wrote:that's kinda impossible, jables would traumatise the rapistJake wrote:3rd place, however, will be awarded to anyone who rapes Jables. But he has to be left traumatised.Mitchell wrote:Looks like you're up for an ass whooping.Ardi41 wrote:doesn't it count that I rape you on fifa more or less regularly ?Mitchell wrote:I need to join this club.
If any girls wanna do this as well thy can sign up below.
I'm making an exception for jake, bobby and kyle if they're up for it , but only if they buy me dinner first.
But no, it has to be consensual, you know laws and that silly kida stuff
I want you, we'll be number 3.
the age of consent here is 13, but i dunno in canada and I don't want to spend the rest of my days sharing a cell with a canadian polar bear
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We have pot and pretty much no boundaries.Druska wrote:But you'd love the weather here, we'd go to the beach everyday and since you're canadian you could have a swim pretty much every day of the yearGutter Dreams wrote:16, don't worry about jail my dear, I'm gonna move over to Europe, stay with Jake and get in on banging Shelley.Druska wrote:wait how old are you ?Gutter Dreams wrote:you win.Druska wrote:that's kinda impossible, jables would traumatise the rapistJake wrote:3rd place, however, will be awarded to anyone who rapes Jables. But he has to be left traumatised.Mitchell wrote:Looks like you're up for an ass whooping.Ardi41 wrote:doesn't it count that I rape you on fifa more or less regularly ?Mitchell wrote:I need to join this club.
If any girls wanna do this as well thy can sign up below.
I'm making an exception for jake, bobby and kyle if they're up for it , but only if they buy me dinner first.
But no, it has to be consensual, you know laws and that silly kida stuff
I want you, we'll be number 3.
the age of consent here is 13, but i dunno in canada and I don't want to spend the rest of my days sharing a cell with a canadian polar bear
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Guess, Emil...Emil wrote:I demand an update! After all we are somehow part in this.
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We've cheap alcohol and clubs that close at 5/6amMitchell wrote:We have pot and pretty much no boundaries.Druska wrote:But you'd love the weather here, we'd go to the beach everyday and since you're canadian you could have a swim pretty much every day of the yearGutter Dreams wrote:16, don't worry about jail my dear, I'm gonna move over to Europe, stay with Jake and get in on banging Shelley.Druska wrote:wait how old are you ?Gutter Dreams wrote:you win.Druska wrote:that's kinda impossible, jables would traumatise the rapistJake wrote:3rd place, however, will be awarded to anyone who rapes Jables. But he has to be left traumatised.Mitchell wrote:Looks like you're up for an ass whooping.Ardi41 wrote:doesn't it count that I rape you on fifa more or less regularly ?Mitchell wrote:I need to join this club.
If any girls wanna do this as well thy can sign up below.
I'm making an exception for jake, bobby and kyle if they're up for it , but only if they buy me dinner first.
But no, it has to be consensual, you know laws and that silly kida stuff
I want you, we'll be number 3.
the age of consent here is 13, but i dunno in canada and I don't want to spend the rest of my days sharing a cell with a canadian polar bear
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We have cheaper alcohol and never close.Druska wrote:We've cheap alcohol and clubs that close at 5/6amMitchell wrote:We have pot and pretty much no boundaries.Druska wrote:But you'd love the weather here, we'd go to the beach everyday and since you're canadian you could have a swim pretty much every day of the yearGutter Dreams wrote:16, don't worry about jail my dear, I'm gonna move over to Europe, stay with Jake and get in on banging Shelley.Druska wrote:wait how old are you ?Gutter Dreams wrote:you win.Druska wrote:that's kinda impossible, jables would traumatise the rapistJake wrote:3rd place, however, will be awarded to anyone who rapes Jables. But he has to be left traumatised.Mitchell wrote:Looks like you're up for an ass whooping.Ardi41 wrote: doesn't it count that I rape you on fifa more or less regularly ?
But no, it has to be consensual, you know laws and that silly kida stuff
I want you, we'll be number 3.
the age of consent here is 13, but i dunno in canada and I don't want to spend the rest of my days sharing a cell with a canadian polar bear
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AYYYYYY PARTY TIIIIIIME.Druska wrote:We've cheap alcohol and clubs that close at 5/6amMitchell wrote:We have pot and pretty much no boundaries.Druska wrote: But you'd love the weather here, we'd go to the beach everyday and since you're canadian you could have a swim pretty much every day of the year
So that makes two. Then Jake said we could team up on Shelley. That's another two.
And I remember I tangled myself into Janet and Samuels love too. So that's... 6.
If I had a way to make it to you guys I would totally be winning.
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That does sound tempting... Do you ever feel like "shit, one day I'll move to another place than Canada"? I usually don't think such things but this winter was so shit that I had my first thought of leaving Finland behind! Not for realz tho... one morning I cycled to school wearing two hats cause it was -34 celcius! Then my bike froze completely too after I stayed in school for a while, such bad day. Luckily in Canada bears chase you so you'll stay warm that way at least.Jeremy Kill wrote:Well, Canada has... uh, lots of snow. So if you're into streaking and getting frost bite on your feet and genitals, then yeah, we're a riot!
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the thing is Canada has such diverse sub-climates, it's almost like 5 different countries. West coast gets rainy winters, but not overly hot summers. Alberta and Sask. get fucking cold (and apparently 6 month long) winters and Summers can be hellishly hot! Lower Ontario can get mountains of snow, but winters don't last long. and then there's the northern territories where its obviously cold all year round. I'm not sure about the East so, Sarah can tell you about Newfoundland. I've never been to NFL, but i'd like to travel there one summer. Where i live, its still zero degrees and the snow is melting very slowly. Sask weather is the most unpredictable of all. a 5 day forecast will never be completely right any time of the year.samueeL wrote:That does sound tempting... Do you ever feel like "shit, one day I'll move to another place than Canada"? I usually don't think such things but this winter was so shit that I had my first thought of leaving Finland behind! Not for realz tho... one morning I cycled to school wearing two hats cause it was -34 celcius! Then my bike froze completely too after I stayed in school for a while, such bad day. Luckily in Canada bears chase you so you'll stay warm that way at least.Jeremy Kill wrote:Well, Canada has... uh, lots of snow. So if you're into streaking and getting frost bite on your feet and genitals, then yeah, we're a riot!
RE: coitus;
tbh; i'd do any female member here, but my luck with women is so despicable, i've pretty much accepted that i'm going to die alone. /emofag #getalife
and now that i've replied to this topic, i can properly be disappointed whilst reading the continuation...
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AHEMDylan wrote:the thing is Canada has such diverse sub-climates, it's almost like 5 different countries. West coast gets rainy winters, but not overly hot summers. Alberta and Sask. get fucking cold (and apparently 6 month long) winters and Summers can be hellishly hot! Lower Ontario can get mountains of snow, but winters don't last long. and then there's the northern territories where its obviously cold all year round. I'm not sure about the East so, Sarah can tell you about Newfoundland. I've never been to NFL, but i'd like to travel there one summer. Where i live, its still zero degrees and the snow is melting very slowly. Sask weather is the most unpredictable of all. a 5 day forecast will never be completely right any time of the year.samueeL wrote:That does sound tempting... Do you ever feel like "shit, one day I'll move to another place than Canada"? I usually don't think such things but this winter was so shit that I had my first thought of leaving Finland behind! Not for realz tho... one morning I cycled to school wearing two hats cause it was -34 celcius! Then my bike froze completely too after I stayed in school for a while, such bad day. Luckily in Canada bears chase you so you'll stay warm that way at least.Jeremy Kill wrote:Well, Canada has... uh, lots of snow. So if you're into streaking and getting frost bite on your feet and genitals, then yeah, we're a riot!
RE: coitus;
tbh; i'd do any female member here, but my luck with women is so despicable, i've pretty much accepted that i'm going to die alone. /emofag #getalife
and now that i've replied to this topic, i can properly be disappointed whilst reading the continuation...
The East, because we are so close to the Atlantic, we have a maritime climate (this not only applies to NL, but also NB,NS and PEI. Basically because of waters properties of storing heat for a very long time, this makes our winters less harsh and our summers less hot. As a result we end up with a lot of precipitation, fog and shit weather.
I'd do just about anyone on here...... shocker, I swing both ways
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Gutter Dreams wrote:For now let's get someone to write an erotic novel until we can fund this.Bobbyjames wrote:I'm still waiting on that porno we were going to make about 5 years ago.
Dare I start a "One word erotic novel thread"?
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I say go for it.Jake wrote:Gutter Dreams wrote:For now let's get someone to write an erotic novel until we can fund this.Bobbyjames wrote:I'm still waiting on that porno we were going to make about 5 years ago.
Dare I start a "One word erotic novel thread"?
Or like "Erotic Novel Plots" all of which have to involve members