Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
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FuckT41182 wrote:But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life
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Resident Skumfuk wrote:FuckT41182 wrote:But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life
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cladam41 wrote:Resident Skumfuk wrote:FuckT41182 wrote:But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life
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same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.FuckT41182 wrote:Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
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was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.Druska wrote:same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.FuckT41182 wrote:Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
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Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :PGutter Dreams wrote:was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.Druska wrote:same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.FuckT41182 wrote:Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
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Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?Jake wrote:Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :PGutter Dreams wrote:was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.Druska wrote:same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.FuckT41182 wrote:Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
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That's what I meant :PSusanne wrote:Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?Jake wrote:Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :PGutter Dreams wrote:was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.Druska wrote:same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.FuckT41182 wrote:Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
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The way I see it you can always improve/learn your skills but being a shitty person takes way longer to changeJake wrote:That's what I meant :PSusanne wrote:Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?Jake wrote:Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :PGutter Dreams wrote:was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.Druska wrote:same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.FuckT41182 wrote:Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
And if you're in a relationship just for the sex you're gonna have a bad time.
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Am I the only one in a relationship with desire for nothing more than cuddles, kisses and occasional booby viewing and fondlry?Druska wrote:The way I see it you can always improve/learn your skills but being a shitty person takes way longer to changeJake wrote:That's what I meant :PSusanne wrote:Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?Jake wrote:Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :PGutter Dreams wrote:was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.Druska wrote:same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.FuckT41182 wrote:Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
And if you're in a relationship just for the sex you're gonna have a bad time.
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well yeah i wouldn't judge anyone after a short period of time, cause it is true that one can always improve and learn. but say i'd been with someone for a long time and there were no signs of improvement.. i don't think that would work out for me personally tbh.Jables wrote:Am I the only one in a relationship with desire for nothing more than cuddles, kisses and occasional booby viewing and fondlry?Druska wrote:The way I see it you can always improve/learn your skills but being a shitty person takes way longer to changeJake wrote:That's what I meant :PSusanne wrote:Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?Jake wrote:Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :PGutter Dreams wrote:was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.Druska wrote:same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.FuckT41182 wrote:Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
And if you're in a relationship just for the sex you're gonna have a bad time.
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I guess it depends how bad it has to be before you say... "Get my cock out of your mouth, I'm going home."Susanne wrote:well yeah i wouldn't judge anyone after a short period of time, cause it is true that one can always improve and learn. but say i'd been with someone for a long time and there were no signs of improvement.. i don't think that would work out for me personally tbh.Jables wrote:Am I the only one in a relationship with desire for nothing more than cuddles, kisses and occasional booby viewing and fondlry?Druska wrote:The way I see it you can always improve/learn your skills but being a shitty person takes way longer to changeJake wrote:That's what I meant :PSusanne wrote:Maybe I'm shallow too, but I agree with her.. I mean why waste time since the relationship most likely wouldn't work out?Jake wrote:Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :PGutter Dreams wrote:was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.Druska wrote:same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.FuckT41182 wrote:Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now
And if you're in a relationship just for the sex you're gonna have a bad time.
If it's completely terrible and never going to improve, there's certainly something that needs to be done.
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Apparently a warm banana up the arse does wonders...
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For you? or...?Jables wrote:Apparently a warm banana up the arse does wonders...
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Fuck knows, I saw it on this Brazilian speaking film so it could be either. I think it was called 'City of God', if you're interested to find out more...Jake wrote:For you? or...?Jables wrote:Apparently a warm banana up the arse does wonders...
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Haha. Oh, City of God. Seen that a few times xD
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it was a very good conversationJake wrote:Perfectly legitimate cause for concern! :PGutter Dreams wrote:was hanging out with a few friends of mine the other night and talking to one of them and she said its shallow but she can't go out with someone if she knows the sex is going to be bad.Druska wrote:same goes for women, seriously sometimes I wonder why really great girls go out with jerks, i just don't understand what they see in them, sure they might be good looking and all that crap but they're only a good fuck.FuckT41182 wrote:Relax, girl, it was just a joke. You can call me mister Monogamy. But you know how life is, an intelligent man, if he meets a narcissistic, bigoted, promiscuous, rude, arrogant, dishonest, temperamental, unreliable, pessimistic, condescending, selfish and a conceited woman, he's still gonna choose her as a partner for life rather than the one who watches Glee. It's the rational thing to do, and even Einstein would back me up here, his quotations prove it 100%.Gutter Dreams wrote:you have no idea how much I want to punch you in the throat right now