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Haha, some cringe-worthy moments, but it was good for a few laughs.
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haha 0:56 was so bad.
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Blink is gay. This video is gay.
Blink Sucks. This video sucks.
Blink is fake. This video is fake.

Every time i see "Blink 1gaytee2" appear on screen it makes me want to gag myself and punch a hole through my computer screen. THE most, OVERRATED, DISGUSTING, unoriginally terrible band the world has ever seen. And they've got so many tasteless following poser jackass "fans" who say blink is the best- and are ignorant to any other group or genre of music.
This is the only band in the world who achieved my hatred. Congratulations.
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cladam41 wrote:Blink is gay. This video is gay.
Blink Sucks. This video sucks.
Blink is fake. This video is fake.

Every time i see "Blink 1gaytee2" appear on screen it makes me want to gag myself and punch a hole through my computer screen. THE most, OVERRATED, DISGUSTING, unoriginally terrible band the world has ever seen. And they've got so many tasteless following poser jackass "fans" who say blink is the best- and are ignorant to any other genre of music.
This is the only band in the world who achieved my hatred. Congratulations.
okay you hate blink, ADAM :P haha
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jordidanen95 wrote:
cladam41 wrote:Blink is gay. This video is gay.
Blink Sucks. This video sucks.
Blink is fake. This video is fake.

Every time i see "Blink 1gaytee2" appear on screen it makes me want to gag myself and punch a hole through my computer screen. THE most, OVERRATED, DISGUSTING, unoriginally terrible band the world has ever seen. And they've got so many tasteless following poser jackass "fans" who say blink is the best- and are ignorant to any other genre of music.
This is the only band in the world who achieved my hatred. Congratulations.
okay you hate blink, ADAM :P haha
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cladam41 wrote:Blink is gay. This video is gay.
Blink Sucks. This video sucks.
Blink is fake. This video is fake.

Every time i see "Blink 1gaytee2" appear on screen it makes me want to gag myself and punch a hole through my computer screen. THE most, OVERRATED, DISGUSTING, unoriginally terrible band the world has ever seen. And they've got so many tasteless following poser jackass "fans" who say blink is the best- and are ignorant to any other genre of music.
This is the only band in the world who achieved my hatred. Congratulations.
I'm pretty sure this is the most disgusting band in the world.

http://callingallwave.bandcamp.com/track/sex-fashion

How about them lyrics, hey?
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You see, I could tolerate that though because at least they know they suck. Blink and blink fans actually BELIEVE they are the greatest thing in the world.
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Dude chill.
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cladam41 wrote:You see, I could tolerate that though because at least they know they suck. Blink and blink fans actually BELIEVE they are the greatest thing in the world.
How? Those lyrics are the most shallow, self-indulgent and worst lyrics that could be written for a song. Blink still writes honestly and I don't think the band as a whole believes they are the best in the world. Mark and Travis don't come off as that conceited; even Mark knows that he's pretty crap at bass. Travis is pretty wicked at drums, but he puts effort into making his beats creative. Tom is really the only one that would give them a band name (as he did with AvA's first album saying it would be more exciting than the second coming of Jesus).

Yeah, they once sang about stupid shit like incest and bestiality, but I don't think it's a bad thing to strive to be the best (that you can possibly be) because how does a band get better if they don't have ambitions? Deryck was the same way with Underclass Hero ("It's the greatest thing we've ever done," "These songs sound fucking amazing," "Best Sum 41 record").

Every band has "those fans" that think they're the greatest thing ever. I'm pretty sure there are some people out there who think Sum 41 is the saving grace of rock music and the most original band these days. Albeit they have a nice blend of original style and melody in their latest album, but there are plenty of bands that have songs that sound like Time for You to Go and Baby You Don't Wanna Know (and are probably better too).

I think I'm just rambling now. It's okay if you hate/despise Blink, but I'm just saying you might be hating on them for the wrong reasons.
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cladam41 wrote:Blink is gay. This video is gay.
Blink Sucks. This video sucks.
Blink is fake. This video is fake.

Every time i see "Blink 1gaytee2" appear on screen it makes me want to gag myself and punch a hole through my computer screen. THE most, OVERRATED, DISGUSTING, unoriginally terrible band the world has ever seen. And they've got so many tasteless following poser jackass "fans" who say blink is the best- and are ignorant to any other group or genre of music.
This is the only band in the world who achieved my hatred. Congratulations.
Seriously, chill the fuck out.
Everbody knows you don't like them, no need to emphasize that.
Just let everyone enjoy their video and shut the fuck up if you hate them.
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This is fucking awesome
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cladam41 wrote:Blink is gay. This video is gay.
Blink Sucks. This video sucks.
Blink is fake. This video is fake.

Every time i see "Blink 1gaytee2" appear on screen it makes me want to gag myself and punch a hole through my computer screen. THE most, OVERRATED, DISGUSTING, unoriginally terrible band the world has ever seen. And they've got so many tasteless following poser jackass "fans" who say blink is the best- and are ignorant to any other group or genre of music.
This is the only band in the world who achieved my hatred. Congratulations.
Shut up moron! If you don't like them then steer clear of threads to do with them...

Btw this guy won the competition they had which is pretty cool! Lifetime tickets to blink gigs or something like that
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cladam41 wrote:Blink is gay. This video is gay.
Blink Sucks. This video sucks.
Blink is fake. This video is fake.

Every time i see "Blink 1gaytee2" appear on screen it makes me want to gag myself and punch a hole through my computer screen. THE most, OVERRATED, DISGUSTING, unoriginally terrible band the world has ever seen. And they've got so many tasteless following poser jackass "fans" who say blink is the best- and are ignorant to any other group or genre of music.
This is the only band in the world who achieved my hatred. Congratulations.
I think Blink are an overrated band, but I don't troll every topic in which they feature. Honestly, nobody cares what you think about Blink 182.

As for the video, definitely cringe-worthy. It takes balls to do that kind of embarassing stuff, but at the same time the guy's voice suggests he doesn't have any.
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lol @ giving your phone number and address to a complete stranger
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That would definitely work on me
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As I said before, Sum 41 could never make such a good album as Self Titled by Blink 182 is, and furthermore, your beloved Sum 41 would most probably not exist if Blink 182 had not opened the door for them...

It is no secret that IR only signed Sum 41 in order to make money out of the big pop-punk boom that Blink 182 started ... Your arguments as to why Blink 182 suck are stupid as fuck, cause if you find Blink 182 lyrics shallow, than you must find Sum 41 shallow as well, if not, than you just hate Blink 182 for no reason because you like it
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Gregorovich wrote:
cladam41 wrote:Blink is gay. This video is gay.
Blink Sucks. This video sucks.
Blink is fake. This video is fake.

Every time i see "Blink 1gaytee2" appear on screen it makes me want to gag myself and punch a hole through my computer screen. THE most, OVERRATED, DISGUSTING, unoriginally terrible band the world has ever seen. And they've got so many tasteless following poser jackass "fans" who say blink is the best- and are ignorant to any other group or genre of music.
This is the only band in the world who achieved my hatred. Congratulations.
Honestly, nobody cares what you think about Blink 182.
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