I don't know how to feel right now, I passed translation history with 5'5/10, I don't know if I should be happy cos I've passed one of the worst subjects in my degree or unhappy, considering that back in HS I used to get straight A's, and the fact that I'm a know -it- all when it comes to history.
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
I spy on my dad while he is taking a shower just like everyone else
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
"i think we're gonna be one of those bands thats around forever and even makes records, even if noones buying them and using them for toilet paper...but we'll still make them because we'll be the best fuckin toilet paper anyones ever used...." - Tom Delonge
1. Stroke the back of your throat with your right index finger.
2. Did you gag like a little bitch?
3. Make a tight fist with your left hand, squeezing your thumb in the middle.
4. Repeat step 1.
5. You have just learned how reflexes work.
It's literally so hot out there that I have to wait till 4 or 5 pm till I can go out to dip my balls in water.
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
I spy on my dad while he is taking a shower just like everyone else
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
"i think we're gonna be one of those bands thats around forever and even makes records, even if noones buying them and using them for toilet paper...but we'll still make them because we'll be the best fuckin toilet paper anyones ever used...." - Tom Delonge
1. Stroke the back of your throat with your right index finger.
2. Did you gag like a little bitch?
3. Make a tight fist with your left hand, squeezing your thumb in the middle.
4. Repeat step 1.
5. You have just learned how reflexes work.
I'm a little afraid to try this, but I'm sure it's just great!
1. Stroke the back of your throat with your right index finger.
2. Did you gag like a little bitch?
3. Make a tight fist with your left hand, squeezing your thumb in the middle.
4. Repeat step 1.
5. You have just learned how reflexes work.
1. Stroke the back of your throat with your right index finger.
2. Did you gag like a little bitch?
3. Make a tight fist with your left hand, squeezing your thumb in the middle.
4. Repeat step 1.
5. You have just learned how reflexes work.
So...what was meant to happen?
it's supposed to suppress your gag reflex.
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