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[Jables]

I'm studying English Philology in Poland and we are teach to speak with British Standard accent.

What exactly is a 'standard' British accent?

There are people who calls it "BBC English"... . It's spoken in London I believe, by a little per cent of people.

If you mean what I think you do then that's how I speak like that most of the time (although I have no clue as to why). It's kinds posh isn't it?

[Ardi41]

[Jables]

Be gone fool, this is a song for a real club

[Jake]

I'm studying English Philology in Poland and we are teach to speak with British Standard accent.

What exactly is a 'standard' British accent?

There are people who calls it "BBC English"... . It's spoken in London I believe, by a little per cent of people.

If you mean what I think you do then that's how I speak like that most of the time (although I have no clue as to why). It's kinds posh isn't it?

It's how I speak.

[Jables]

I'm studying English Philology in Poland and we are teach to speak with British Standard accent.

What exactly is a 'standard' British accent?

There are people who calls it "BBC English"... . It's spoken in London I believe, by a little per cent of people.

If you mean what I think you do then that's how I speak like that most of the time (although I have no clue as to why). It's kinds posh isn't it?

It's how I speak.

Gah, I re-read that and almost cried, my unfortunate word related mishap was the product of changing parts of the sentence around without proofreading. And the spelling mistake... I feel ashamed.

[Gregorovich]

I'm studying English Philology in Poland and we are teach to speak with British Standard accent.

What exactly is a 'standard' British accent?

There are people who calls it "BBC English"... . It's spoken in London I believe, by a little per cent of people.

If you mean what I think you do then that's how I speak like that most of the time (although I have no clue as to why). It's kinds posh isn't it?

I hate when people describe dialects as 'posh' just because they don't sound like these guys.



'Posh' is the kind of accent you'd find in an Oscar Wilde comedy.

[Jables]

I'm studying English Philology in Poland and we are teach to speak with British Standard accent.

What exactly is a 'standard' British accent?

There are people who calls it "BBC English"... . It's spoken in London I believe, by a little per cent of people.

If you mean what I think you do then that's how I speak like that most of the time (although I have no clue as to why). It's kinds posh isn't it?

I hate when people describe dialects as 'posh' just because they don't sound like these guys.



'Posh' is the kind of accent you'd find in an Oscar Wilde comedy.

Same, but I actually do have a posh accent.

[Jake]

I'm studying English Philology in Poland and we are teach to speak with British Standard accent.

What exactly is a 'standard' British accent?

There are people who calls it "BBC English"... . It's spoken in London I believe, by a little per cent of people.

If you mean what I think you do then that's how I speak like that most of the time (although I have no clue as to why). It's kinds posh isn't it?

I hate when people describe dialects as 'posh' just because they don't sound like these guys.



'Posh' is the kind of accent you'd find in an Oscar Wilde comedy.

Same, but I actually do have a posh accent.

Bollocks, you're Welsh.

[Jables]

I'm studying English Philology in Poland and we are teach to speak with British Standard accent.

What exactly is a 'standard' British accent?

There are people who calls it "BBC English"... . It's spoken in London I believe, by a little per cent of people.

If you mean what I think you do then that's how I speak like that most of the time (although I have no clue as to why). It's kinds posh isn't it?

I hate when people describe dialects as 'posh' just because they don't sound like these guys.



'Posh' is the kind of accent you'd find in an Oscar Wilde comedy.

Same, but I actually do have a posh accent.

Bollocks, you're Welsh.

I know, but apart from my fondness of sheep, you'd never guess it

[sumfan4]

So I was supposed to meet some old friend for the 3rd time yesterday, never showed. I tried 3 times and each time she never shows up..

Some friend

[Ardi41]

FULLTIME !!
THAT'S GAME MOTHERFUCKERS !!!!!!
HOW DID YOU LIKE THAT BARCA ???? U MAD ??
VICTORYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

[SickofEveryone]

So I was supposed to meet some old friend for the 3rd time yesterday, never showed. I tried 3 times and each time she never shows up..

Some friend

Yep!

[Boni]

German should replace english as the international language. It's such a beautiful language.

No. Just no.

Banned.

Come on, the only reason english is where it is today is because of America, in fact they should rename it american. And german should still be the number one language.

WHAT. DID YOU. JUST SAY.

he's right about it, however renaming it to american would be stupid, it'd like saying southamerican instead of spanish

I believe the fact they speak English has more to do with England sending the criminals to America and maybe because Britain once ruled 1/4 of world.

[Gutter Dreams]

who wants to be my friend?

[Druska]

FULLTIME !!
THAT'S GAME MOTHERFUCKERS !!!!!!
HOW DID YOU LIKE THAT BARCA ???? U MAD ??
VICTORYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

fucking lucky baasterdsss

Let me please enlighten you my dear English speakers, your language doesn't have a "standard model" like some other languages do(Spanish and French, for example), you don't have an English Academy, you've Oxford, Cambridge, and the Westchester dictionary. Since you don't have a unified language, and it's kinda hard to learn all the fucking dialects, we're taught something called Received Pronunciation, aka the Queen's English, the British standard accent.
As for me, I've been told I've an American accent, which is not surprising considering the fact that
A) I watch a lot of american tv shows
B) my catalan dialect it's kind of similar

[SickofEveryone]

who wants to be my friend?

What's in it for me?

[Gutter Dreams]

who wants to be my friend?

What's in it for me?

my temporary respect.


I also have a boat.
BOATS N HOESSSS

[Jables]

Smashing news, looks like I'm going to see Frank Turner in November Although it is in Swansea so it's not all dancing kittens and fiddle playing raccoons

[Jables]

who wants to be my friend?

What's in it for me?

my temporary respect.


I also have a boat.
BOATS N HOESSSS

I too have a boat, although there is a distinct lack of hoes... This situation needs to be rectified immediately.

[sumfan4]

The old Cartoon Network used to kick so much ass!