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Re: Avril Lavigne
umm thanks, that's it I guess. :D
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"Insane" as in doing weird fetish-y shit or just really horny, 8-positions-in-one-go kind of insane? I imagine she'd have a sexy moaning voice too and nothing like those asian chicks in pornos with that annoying whine.Tyler. wrote:Her voice is hawt, and you can tell she would be insane in bed. Anyone that'd turn that down is crazy!!!
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Re: Avril Lavigne
Deryck watched the video, took a look at his new girlfriend, and watched the video again. And again
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Nah not the fetish shit, you can just tell she'd be horny as fuck and want it every which way. I feel sorry for Deryck having that at one point and knowing he'll never have it again, no wonder he was so depressed.Jeremy Kill wrote:"Insane" as in doing weird fetish-y shit or just really horny, 8-positions-in-one-go kind of insane? I imagine she'd have a sexy moaning voice too and nothing like those asian chicks in pornos with that annoying whine.Tyler. wrote:Her voice is hawt, and you can tell she would be insane in bed. Anyone that'd turn that down is crazy!!!
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Still banging a girl taller than yourself must be interesting. Short girls are easy to find, tall girls, not so much.Tyler. wrote:Nah not the fetish shit, you can just tell she'd be horny as fuck and want it every which way. I feel sorry for Deryck having that at one point and knowing he'll never have it again, no wonder he was so depressed.Jeremy Kill wrote:"Insane" as in doing weird fetish-y shit or just really horny, 8-positions-in-one-go kind of insane? I imagine she'd have a sexy moaning voice too and nothing like those asian chicks in pornos with that annoying whine.Tyler. wrote:Her voice is hawt, and you can tell she would be insane in bed. Anyone that'd turn that down is crazy!!!
BRB, off to take a cold shower.
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Unless you're Deryck, then I think 60-70% of the women you'll see would be taller than you, haha. I wonder what sex is like for Deryck these days. I mean, at one point his back was in no shape to even play a show or have a guitar slung on it, but does he tough it out to bang his girlfriend? These are the things I think about.Emil wrote:Still banging a girl taller than yourself must be interesting. Short girls are easy to find, tall girls, not so much.Tyler. wrote:Nah not the fetish shit, you can just tell she'd be horny as fuck and want it every which way. I feel sorry for Deryck having that at one point and knowing he'll never have it again, no wonder he was so depressed.Jeremy Kill wrote:"Insane" as in doing weird fetish-y shit or just really horny, 8-positions-in-one-go kind of insane? I imagine she'd have a sexy moaning voice too and nothing like those asian chicks in pornos with that annoying whine.Tyler. wrote:Her voice is hawt, and you can tell she would be insane in bed. Anyone that'd turn that down is crazy!!!
BRB, off to take a cold shower.
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Yeah, i wonder how that works, that's why you want to try it out with a tall girl just to see how it works.Jeremy Kill wrote:Unless you're Deryck, then I think 60-70% of the women you'll see would be taller than you, haha. I wonder what sex is like for Deryck these days. I mean, at one point his back was in no shape to even play a show or have a guitar slung on it, but does he tough it out to bang his girlfriend? These are the things I think about.Emil wrote:Still banging a girl taller than yourself must be interesting. Short girls are easy to find, tall girls, not so much.
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pretty much like fucking a taller dude i suppose, wait no nevermind, it's not the sameEmil wrote:Yeah, i wonder how that works, that's why you want to try it out with a tall girl just to see how it works.Jeremy Kill wrote:Unless you're Deryck, then I think 60-70% of the women you'll see would be taller than you, haha. I wonder what sex is like for Deryck these days. I mean, at one point his back was in no shape to even play a show or have a guitar slung on it, but does he tough it out to bang his girlfriend? These are the things I think about.Emil wrote:Still banging a girl taller than yourself must be interesting. Short girls are easy to find, tall girls, not so much.
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Well fortunatly for me i have no experience in that area. Nor do i wish to.Druska wrote:pretty much like fucking a taller dude i suppose, wait no nevermind, it's not the sameEmil wrote:Yeah, i wonder how that works, that's why you want to try it out with a tall girl just to see how it works.Jeremy Kill wrote:Unless you're Deryck, then I think 60-70% of the women you'll see would be taller than you, haha. I wonder what sex is like for Deryck these days. I mean, at one point his back was in no shape to even play a show or have a guitar slung on it, but does he tough it out to bang his girlfriend? These are the things I think about.Emil wrote:Still banging a girl taller than yourself must be interesting. Short girls are easy to find, tall girls, not so much.
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Let's do the maths
Taller girl equals more girl mass = more stuff to touch and interact with.
Taller people tends to have more hormones (that's what making them tall) and those hormones may also include hormones that drives the sexual stimulation and overall performance equals extreme orgasms equals intense fuck. Also more of the prettiness hormones. That's why taller people are often more popular than shorter.
Taller girl equals more girl mass = more stuff to touch and interact with.
Taller people tends to have more hormones (that's what making them tall) and those hormones may also include hormones that drives the sexual stimulation and overall performance equals extreme orgasms equals intense fuck. Also more of the prettiness hormones. That's why taller people are often more popular than shorter.
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What are you talking about? AND WHY?HugoDisasters wrote:Let's do the maths
Taller girl equals more girl mass = more stuff to touch and interact with.
Taller people tends to have more hormones (that's what making them tall) and those hormones may also include hormones that drives the sexual stimulation and overall performance equals extreme orgasms equals intense fuck. Also more of the prettiness hormones. That's why taller people are often more popular than shorter.
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Stuff that everybody might not think about.TomiT14 wrote:What are you talking about? AND WHY?HugoDisasters wrote:Let's do the maths
Taller girl equals more girl mass = more stuff to touch and interact with.
Taller people tends to have more hormones (that's what making them tall) and those hormones may also include hormones that drives the sexual stimulation and overall performance equals extreme orgasms equals intense fuck. Also more of the prettiness hormones. That's why taller people are often more popular than shorter.
You?
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HugoDisasters wrote:Let's do the maths
Taller girl equals more girl mass = more stuff to touch and interact with.
Taller people tends to have more hormones (that's what making them tall) and those hormones may also include hormones that drives the sexual stimulation and overall performance equals extreme orgasms equals intense fuck. Also more of the prettiness hormones. That's why taller people are often more popular than shorter.
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Re: Avril Lavigne
Banging a taller girl is almost inevitable for me..
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Re: Avril Lavigne
hothothothothothothotTomiT14 wrote:So, a friend of mine just showed me this link.
http://starcasm.net/archives/167107
Interesting..
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Nice
I will now follow Avril news more closely
I will now follow Avril news more closely
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What the fuck...?!blackhawk1105 wrote:hothothothothothothotTomiT14 wrote:So, a friend of mine just showed me this link.
http://starcasm.net/archives/167107
Interesting..
Craziest shit ever lulz.
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Avril Lavigne
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