The TNS Toilet

[Gregorovich]

My mum's recently taken up a position working for the Ministry of Education in reforming the Somalian education system. So she's flown out to Somalia to help with some of their schools, along with a team of foreign teachers (most of whom turned out to be dead or retired).
Her first email went somthing like:

Arrived in Garrowe, Somalia today. When we got off the plane there were people throwing rocks at each other. Some sort of land dispute. The picture attatched is of my two bodyguards. They have big guns and I call them Eric and Ernie. That's not their real names - probably Abdullah or Mohamed.

[Jake]

I really have to stop playing Skyrim as much.

My friends threatened to ruin my file of Skyrim the other day - I almost cried. I say we make a rehab for this stuff. I need help.

I started a new game last week. I sold it for PS3 and bought the PC version instead. I have no idea why I didn't do that in the first place. I sometimes get put off by my small 19'' monitor.

Is there a difference between the PC and PS3 version?

LG 23" monitor for £130.

I've been playing most of the day. Running out of stuff to do now. Hunting down dragon priests.

HELP ME KICK THIS ADDICTION.

well since you've seemed to do most of the game, recommend me some stuff to do xo

Well. I'm currently hunting out shout words & dragon priest (and working on the 100k gold achievement (at 70k)).

Have you found the Dark Brotherhood?

[Emil]

Went shopping for groceries and when i came back home the milk had frozen. Who needs a freezer than is only -18 celsius cold when it's 30 outside?

[Mitchell]

Stuck at a train station in the north.. Luckily we bought booze

[Sickore]

I'm drinking at home tonight. It's too cold to go out.

[Mitchell]

Yay! Not gonna make it home tonight

[Gutter Dreams]

NOBODY HAS MADE ME A GASLIGHT ANTHEM SIG OR AVATAR YET. shaking my head.

[SickofEveryone]

Going to try to get my Driver's License soon.

[Tyler.]

Went and deposited some pay into the bank today, time to spend it all on shoes and other pointless crap

[Jables]

Going to try to get my Driver's License soon.

Good luck I'm probably not going to get a car, it'll cost too much and I'm not exactly well off in the old monitary department

[Gutter Dreams]

Went and deposited some pay into the bank today, time to spend it all on shoes and other pointless crap

tyllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllller

[ÜBERCUNT]

and I have ofiicially missed A Day to Remember and Rise Against concert....

[Emil]

Hell has frozen over.

[Tyler.]

Went and deposited some pay into the bank today, time to spend it all on shoes and other pointless crap

tyllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllller

Whaaaaaaaaaat!?

[Shelley41]

NOBODY HAS MADE ME A GASLIGHT ANTHEM SIG OR AVATAR YET. shaking my head.

I WILL! As soon as I get my computer back. cuz itz deaaaaaad

[Gregorovich]

Ugh... watching a movie last night and my computer suddenly goes down. All attempts to boot result in a failure to access the drive - ie. my hard-drive is fucked. Took it in for repair (because Acer are the laziest, most selfish bunch of useless bastards and they would refuse to help me even though I'm under insurance and warranty) and found out that if the centre can't recover my data, I could end up having to pay £300 for a full data recovery which could take weeks. Raging does not begin to describe...

[MetalMilitant41]

That is all.

[SickofEveryone]

That is all.

Hahaha!

[Gutter Dreams]

NOBODY HAS MADE ME A GASLIGHT ANTHEM SIG OR AVATAR YET. shaking my head.

I WILL! As soon as I get my computer back. cuz itz deaaaaaad

YOU CAME BACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK
Dammit I wish I had a gif on me.

[lisaNL]

Work sent me home because it wasn't busy enough. -.-