I went to an ice cream shop today with my mom and my brother to buy my bro's birthday cake. Ok, so while my mom and my brother were buying the cake I was sat down on one of the tables. I was laying down and a guy I have never seen comes in, pokes my arm and winks at me while pointing towards a few women that are leaving the shop. I was like, "Wtf?" He was about.... 170 cm tall and was fat. He had a very shit beard [looked like if he hadn't shaved for weeks] and really hairy armpits + was wearing a sleeve less shirt. I completely freaked out that very moment but just sat there. He goes to the table right in front and lies down on the bench and keeps on looking at me smiling and winking and pointing outside. At this very point I get so freaked out I go towards my mom. And then my brother decides to wander around the shop and the man watches him and babbles non sense towards him and my brother's like wtf... he comes to me and asks me, "What's he saying to me?" and I respond with "He's crazy, ignore him." We then leave the shop and he decides to leave to. I seriously started to think he was gonna assault us. We road the car to the front gate of my colony/neighborhood and while we passed through the gate I asked the guards not to let him in, that he was very suspicious.
End of story.
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Lol, but seriously, he fucking freaked me out.[stoked-cow] wrote:that was santa's evil brother called 'vincent'. he's gay. offer him playboy magazines, he's allergic to that shit.
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They sell what we call ice-cream cakes.Mr-David-Blues wrote:I risk all my dignaty of being intelligent but...
can you get a B'day cake from an ice-cream shop?
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