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Moving from this masturbation topic briefly (I'm sure it'll pop up again in the future) :hehe:

I had a haircut today as well, my ginger locks have been cut yet again. And already I look more attractive :glad:
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Haircuts are great, if you go to a good hairdresser of course.

Change is a good thing, appearance-wise it's a really good thing :2cool4u:

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cladam41 wrote:
sumfan4 wrote:
cladam41 wrote:
MetalMilitant41 wrote:
sumfan4 wrote:
MetalMilitant41 wrote:I've masturbated 5 times today, technically yesterday
I'm happy for you. That's one for the record books.
I don't know, it may equal my record :hehe:
5? pleasee......i did 8 once true story
Holy christ how do you still have a penis? After 2 times in one day mine starts to hurt. At 8 I'd probably jerk it till it literally disintegrates.
dude, i have a friend who did 12 once...... :holyshit:
Why the fuck... How... Did his parents go away for the day and he decided to make the most of his time alone?
Druska wrote:girls don't do that kind of things
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Had a nice MW3 session with jake.. time to study now :(
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blackhawk1105 wrote:Had a nice MW3 session with jake.. time to study now :(
Masturbate instead! :glad:

There, I fixed it. We almost all got off topic there.
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Jeremy Kill wrote:
cladam41 wrote:
sumfan4 wrote:
cladam41 wrote:
MetalMilitant41 wrote:
sumfan4 wrote:
MetalMilitant41 wrote:I've masturbated 5 times today, technically yesterday
I'm happy for you. That's one for the record books.
I don't know, it may equal my record :hehe:
5? pleasee......i did 8 once true story
Holy christ how do you still have a penis? After 2 times in one day mine starts to hurt. At 8 I'd probably jerk it till it literally disintegrates.
dude, i have a friend who did 12 once...... :holyshit:
Why the fuck... How... Did his parents go away for the day and he decided to make the most of his time alone?


well, yea....thats how i nailed 8
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cladam41 wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
cladam41 wrote:
sumfan4 wrote:
cladam41 wrote:
MetalMilitant41 wrote:
sumfan4 wrote:
MetalMilitant41 wrote:I've masturbated 5 times today, technically yesterday
I'm happy for you. That's one for the record books.
I don't know, it may equal my record :hehe:
5? pleasee......i did 8 once true story
Holy christ how do you still have a penis? After 2 times in one day mine starts to hurt. At 8 I'd probably jerk it till it literally disintegrates.
dude, i have a friend who did 12 once...... :holyshit:
Why the fuck... How... Did his parents go away for the day and he decided to make the most of his time alone?


well, yea....thats how i nailed 8
Um...how the hell did this turn into a masturbation discussion?
But just to stay on topic, I set it off a couple days ago ;) lol jk
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It's so easy after all...
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We should all have a competition. Ladies can join too! See how many times you can jerk off your boyfriend in a day! Fun for all!
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sumfan4 wrote:We should all have a competition. Ladies can join too! See how many times you can jerk off Mitchell in a day! Fun for all!
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:glad:
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sumfan4 wrote:We should all have a competition. Ladies can join too! See how many times you can jerk off your boyfriend in a day! Fun for all!
i need to find a boyfriend first
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Druska wrote:
sumfan4 wrote:We should all have a competition. Ladies can join too! See how many times you can jerk off your boyfriend in a day! Fun for all!
i need to find a boyfriend first
I'd be more than happy to loan myself out for a day ;)
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I woke up this morning in my hotel to a half eaten Double Quarter Pounder from McDonalds and cartoons playing on the television.
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Jeremy Kill wrote:I woke up this morning in my hotel to a half eaten Double Quarter Pounder from McDonalds and cartoons playing on the television.
Must have been a good night.
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RileSum wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:I woke up this morning in my hotel to a half eaten Double Quarter Pounder from McDonalds and cartoons playing on the television.
Must have been a sexy night.
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^^ Sounds like a textsfromlastnight situation.
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Did V3 ever happen!?!?
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Going to Best Buy to get my AVA album.
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what a night best college party in catalonia
i was so drunk, but thanks to my vodka tolerance i'm not hungover
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why did i just give rocks a bath?...... :holyshit:
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