The Bottle Full Of Empty Dreams

Jables · Post by **Jables** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:12 pm

I told the girl I love that I love her and that I'm single and sexy, but she knew I'm drunk and so treated it as a joke, if only she knew I meant it

I'm very sexy

ÜBERCUNT · Post by **ÜBERCUNT** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:08 am

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I told the girl I love that I love her and that I'm single and sexy, but she knew I'm drunk and so treated it as a joke, if only she knew I meant it I'm very sexy

thats why hoes suck bro

Jables · Post by **Jables** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:21 am

cladam41 wrote:
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I told the girl I love that I love her and that I'm single and sexy, but she knew I'm drunk and so treated it as a joke, if only she knew I meant it I'm very sexy
thats why hoes suck bro

Yup, she's a really nice person, it's just a shame she has no interest whatsoever in me

HugoDisasters · Post by **HugoDisasters** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:29 am

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:
cladam41 wrote:
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I told the girl I love that I love her and that I'm single and sexy, but she knew I'm drunk and so treated it as a joke, if only she knew I meant it I'm very sexy
thats why hoes suck bro
Yup, she's a really nice person, it's just a shame she has no interest whatsoever in me

Well make her interested

Jables · Post by **Jables** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:52 am

HugoDisasters wrote:
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:
cladam41 wrote:
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I told the girl I love that I love her and that I'm single and sexy, but she knew I'm drunk and so treated it as a joke, if only she knew I meant it I'm very sexy
thats why hoes suck bro
Yup, she's a really nice person, it's just a shame she has no interest whatsoever in me
Well make her interested

That is what I've been trying to do for the past year or
so. She is very innocent and all so I don't quite know what to do to make her want to be more than friends (that being said, I wouldn't have a clue anyway). She liked my friend for a while and I think she still does but he is going out with someone now so that is no longer a problem, but there are a couple more people interested in her and that poses another problem.
Not to sound Bain or anything, but I'm funny, not bad looking, I have a sexyful body and today my friend told me I have an eight pack (I didn't know these existed before today but there you go), I've never been nasty to anyone and am a lovely person, and I don't do this whole 'i am so great, heres whats great about me' thing ever, it's just now, but for some reason girls seem either repulsed by me/the idea of doing anything with me or just want to be friends. The only reasons I have ever done anything with a girl are alcohol, dares and pity

but apart from that everything is totally great :D

MetalMilitant41 · Post by **MetalMilitant41** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:04 am

Oh how this reaks of my putrid history with girls. Tis the hardest thing to love/like someone and them not to feel the same way.

Fuck her in the butt?

Post by **TomiT14** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:32 am

Damn I was hammered tonite. And still am. Before I go throw up, I just wanted to say that I love you Jeremy! You're my idol for drunk-tweets/posts!

sumfan4 · Post by **sumfan4** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:32 am

Dude this was like the most topic when I got back I was like typical Saturday night on TNS!!

Jesus said "I will come", and the chick he was bangin got on her knees!

Post by **Boni** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:23 pm

Hmm, £1.50 drinks all night and I somehow spent £140. This is not good.

Post by **Mitchell** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:33 pm

Boni Boy Blue wrote:Hmm, £1.50 drinks all night and I somehow spent £140. This is not good.

That's insane!

Post by **Jeremy Kill** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:59 pm

TomiT14 wrote:Damn I was hammered tonite. And still am. Before I go throw up, I just wanted to say that I love you Jeremy! You're my idol for drunk-tweets/posts!

Oh Tomi. <3
I saw some of those tweets! I'm proud of ya!

Post by **Jeremy Kill** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:26 pm

My drunk texts keep getting worse these days.

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Post by **Druska** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:37 am

alright drunkself why is there so much mud on my converse and jeans?the fuck did you do this time ? i know it was fun

sumfan4 · Post by **sumfan4** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:25 am

I haz been drinking. I do enjoy girl scout cookies they are very delish.

Post by **Jeremy Kill** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:45 am

Eating at this pizza place at 2am and this drunk 18 year old kid come to talk to my friends and I. I can't remember the conversation exactly, but he said one thing that was really weird...

sumfan4 · Post by **sumfan4** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:31 am

Dude...hi TNS! I wish I could tag people like on facebook. Boni, Cladam41, MrPoopFarts69, hahahahahaha thats all I remember. I mixed vodka with hot cider, is that gross? If it is..."ewwww" if it aint..."yum!!"

ÜBERCUNT · Post by **ÜBERCUNT** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:51 pm

sumfan4 wrote:Dude...hi TNS! I wish I could tag people like on facebook. Boni, Cladam41, MrPoopFarts69, hahahahahaha thats all I remember. I mixed vodka with hot cider, is that gross? If it is..."ewwww" if it aint..."yum!!"

Jables · Post by **Jables** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:52 pm

I drank about half a massive bottle of Jack Daniels today

My friends made me drink salt water to be sick and my parents weren't too please, but it was still pretty cool

Post by **Boni** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:38 am

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I drank about half a massive bottle of Jack Daniels today My friends made me drink salt water to be sick and my parents weren't too please, but it was still pretty cool

I'm disappointed in you. Learn to hold your booze.

Post by **Emil** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:21 am

Boni Boy Blue wrote:
Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I drank about half a massive bottle of Jack Daniels today My friends made me drink salt water to be sick and my parents weren't too please, but it was still pretty cool
I'm disappointed in you. Learn to hold your booze.

And don't drink Jack Daniels, there's so much better whisket out there to a better prize.

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