HugoDisasters wrote:Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:cladam41 wrote:Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I told the girl I love that I love her and that I'm single and sexy, but she knew I'm drunk and so treated it as a joke, if only she knew I meant it
![Silly :silly:](./images/smilies/dft011.gif)
I'm very sexy
![Balling :balling:](./images/smilies/dft004.gif)
thats why hoes suck bro
![feeling down? Why not try blowing your brains out? :suicide:](./images/smilies/Suicide.gif)
Yup, she's a really nice person, it's just a shame she has no interest whatsoever in me
![feeling down? Why not try blowing your brains out? :suicide:](./images/smilies/Suicide.gif)
Well make her interested
![Wink Wink! :winkwink:](./images/smilies/dft012.gif)
That is what I've been trying to do for the past year or
so. She is very innocent and all so I don't quite know what to do to make her want to be more than friends (that being said, I wouldn't have a clue anyway). She liked my friend for a while and I think she still does but he is going out with someone now so that is no longer a problem, but there are a couple more people interested in her and that poses another problem.
Not to sound Bain or anything, but I'm funny, not bad looking, I have a sexyful body and today my friend told me I have an eight pack (I didn't know these existed before today but there you go), I've never been nasty to anyone and am a lovely person, and I don't do this whole 'i am so great, heres whats great about me' thing ever, it's just now, but for some reason girls seem either repulsed by me/the idea of doing anything with me or just want to be friends. The only reasons I have ever done anything with a girl are alcohol, dares and pity
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but apart from that everything is totally great :D