I wrote this in a free lesson because I wanted to and I was bored, I don't expect you to understand it but I hope it invgorates your love of life. Everyone who has read it thus far has loved it, feel free to despise me
The Mystery of the Throbbing Member- An Unnecessary Short Story by Jables Jiggawigga
Jethro, the space cowboy floated down gigolo avenue on a warm, snowy August afternoon. He came across an old lady by the name of Fatima, she did not appreciate Jethro coming across her and so called the intergalactic law enforcement alliance. They arrived just as Jethro had finished procrastinating over the average size of the raccoon’s belly button, he saw them landing in their hoverpots and quick as Gary Glitter’s erection he pulled out his quantum pea flicker and fired several radioactive peas at the pursuing authorities. As the flying legumes bounced off the forehead of the grand poopah commander, he issued the order to shoot to violate. The officers took aim at Jethro’s backside with their unnaturally large dildo bazookas, the first few shots missed and hit a jelly wall, the big floppy dildos were lodged into the wall and their main shaft flopped and danced as though it had won a bean flicking competition. As Jethro neared the archway which would allow all the naughty people out of the city of Knobgobblers, he felt a sharp pain in his behind, he had been violated by a 12 inch green Flobobbly 3496 model dildo.
The moral of the story is that you should never come across an old lady without first asking permission, they don’t enjoy it as much as they used to.
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What was i reading? Why am i laughing?
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I already figured out the moral before you said it. It's so obvious!
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I think you need to learn the meaning of the word "Procrastinate".
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Isn't it wasting time thinking of something silly or something to that effect?Jake wrote:I think you need to learn the meaning of the word "Procrastinate".
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it is giving a bigger importance to something silly than to what actually is really important, like you have two things to do which you're both capable of, like saving a human life and cleaning your room, and you choose to clean your room first and leave the person die, simply, you choose to do the less important sooner and the more important later ...Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Isn't it wasting time thinking of something silly or something to that effect?Jake wrote:I think you need to learn the meaning of the word "Procrastinate".
at least from the psychological point of view it means that
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Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
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Thank you Now what did you think of my story?FuckT41182 wrote:it is giving a bigger importance to something silly than to what actually is really important, like you have two things to do which you're both capable of, like saving a human life and cleaning your room, and you choose to clean your room first and leave the person die, simply, you choose to do the less important sooner and the more important later ...Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Isn't it wasting time thinking of something silly or something to that effect?Jake wrote:I think you need to learn the meaning of the word "Procrastinate".
at least from the psychological point of view it means that
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it's okay, it's just that this kinds of humor is kinda overused, but I gotta admit that I still enjoy it, it kinda remind me of the sexual version of the old game called Doom that we used to play as kids, in that version you could shoot milk from tits and so on ... good memoriesDr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Thank you Now what did you think of my story?FuckT41182 wrote:it is giving a bigger importance to something silly than to what actually is really important, like you have two things to do which you're both capable of, like saving a human life and cleaning your room, and you choose to clean your room first and leave the person die, simply, you choose to do the less important sooner and the more important later ...Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Isn't it wasting time thinking of something silly or something to that effect?Jake wrote:I think you need to learn the meaning of the word "Procrastinate".
at least from the psychological point of view it means that
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
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Feels like the day we're running out of ideas is coming near...
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I didn't intend it to be funny or anything, I was bored and so just wrote down my thoughts at the time and put them into a story (of sorts) I'm just weird and wonderful and you lucky sods have just had a sneak peek into the mind Jabables!