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Post all the jokes you can come to mind that has to do with Chuck Norris AND Sum 41.
Chuck Norris didn't know about music until Sum 41 came around.
I know some jokes will be lame-ass but i have a feeling we can make this a popular thread! COME ON PEOPLE!
Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!
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Sum 41 raped Chuck Norris.................hah...................hah
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Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!
After hearing Fat Lip, Chuck Norris temporarily retired the roundhouse kick in favor of punching everyone he saw in the mouth.
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Chuck Norris produced all Sum41's album, that's why they are so great.
We must use our voices as a flag.
And make it resonate in every building, in every head.
The youth is raising up in burning cages, not just pretences.
We are the solution.
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And make it resonate in every building, in every head.
The youth is raising up in burning cages, not just pretences.
We are the solution.
http://sum41-france.com
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if somebody can make a joke that will be at least half funny then I'll eat my balls
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Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
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Sum41 show's keep getting canceled, they say it's caus of Deryck's back. But thats only because their fans keep coming up with lame ass Chuck Norris jokes. The Chuck doesn't like bad jokes.
Best thing I could come up with..
Best thing I could come up with..
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Sum 41 didn't name Chuck after Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris named Chuck after Chuck Norris.
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True dat. This thread eats balls.FuckT41182 wrote:if somebody can make a joke that will be at least half funny then I'll eat my balls
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1- We have a Jokes/Riddles section ( which blows )
2- We've had this thread before ( It was all lulz and everything then it blew )
3- This thread/idea of combining Chuck Norris and Sum 41 is sooo lame, it makes my Ramadan Fasting even worse.
Kill me now?
2- We've had this thread before ( It was all lulz and everything then it blew )
3- This thread/idea of combining Chuck Norris and Sum 41 is sooo lame, it makes my Ramadan Fasting even worse.
Kill me now?
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Only funny joke. This thread is fucking stupid.Bobbyjames wrote:Sum 41 didn't name Chuck after Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris named Chuck after Chuck Norris.
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This thread is as dry as Chuck Norris his pussy
Some days it just gets so hard
And I don’t wanna slip away.
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Chuck Norris is......cool?
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Lock this shiz please. For the good of the forum.
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Stef wrote:This thread is as dry as Chuck Norris his pussy
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FuckT41182 wrote:if somebody can make a joke that will be at least half funny then I'll eat my balls
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This thread has crashed and burned and the best thing to do would be to put it out of its misery.
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but first, let's laugh at it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Bobbyjames wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.