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Post by Jon Nolan »

Mr. Penguin wrote:-ahem-

Do to my terrible memory, I can't remember who adopted me, but whoever you are, Phili has decided that it's absolutely necessary that you disown me, since we are destined to be a mother/noob pair.

O..k... that sounded weird. But you get the basic idea. Sooo I need permission to be disowned by my original parent and aedopted by Phili.
I owned you :lol:

now i have no n00b. :(
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Post by Mr. Penguin »

This thread is filled with confused little noobs looking for a mommy or daddy. Go noobnap one or something.
Phili is my new mom, and Claudia is my child.
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Post by Phili »

Yay! I will happily re-adopt Amy. :)
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Adam (Open Your Eyes), Amy (Mr. Penguin), and Sasha (Young,Dumb,And Full Of Cum...) are my noobs.
Claudia is my grand-noob.
Lisette (bunny) is my great-grand noob.
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Post by grandpa »

I NEVER SAID IT COULD HAPPEND!
did i Phili?
TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR SIG! NOW!
(takes amy away)
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Post by Phili »

ANARCHY!!!

You, grandpa, are abusing your power and I won't stand for it.

*gently takes Amy back* All this displacement is no good for a noob.
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Adam (Open Your Eyes), Amy (Mr. Penguin), and Sasha (Young,Dumb,And Full Of Cum...) are my noobs.
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Lisette (bunny) is my great-grand noob.
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Post by grandpa »

Phili wrote:ANARCHY!!!

You, grandpa, are abusing your power and I won't stand for it.

*gently takes Amy back* All this displacement is no good for a noob.
I'M NOT ABUSING ANY POWER!
i've created this chapter of the A.A.N., and I have total reign on who gets who!

but i was just kidding

i just hadnt made it official...soo:

Phili has now adopted Amy (Mr.P)
V wrote:This guy is awesome.
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Post by Phili »

Thank you. :)
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Post by Spencer »

ok who wants to adopt me please no fighting. i dont need any help with anything i just want a mommy and daddy who love me please adopt me :wink:
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Post by Mr. Penguin »

I'm not even sure I still clasify as a noob...

Oh well.
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Post by Phili »

You still classify as a noob for me because I have over 1000 posts and you have under 300... *shrugs*
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Adam (Open Your Eyes), Amy (Mr. Penguin), and Sasha (Young,Dumb,And Full Of Cum...) are my noobs.
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Post by grandpa »

in essence, almost everyones a noob to phili
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Post by Jon Nolan »

Spencer wrote:ok who wants to adopt me please no fighting. i dont need any help with anything i just want a mommy and daddy who love me please adopt me :wink:
I'll adopt you. =)
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Post by Spencer »

ok daddy haha
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Post by Claudia »

Hm.
I guess I'm still a noob.
so,yeah.
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Post by Phili »

^41 POSTS!

I would adopt you in a heartbeat, Claudia, except, um... I have 2 noobs already and I don't think I'm allowed 3.
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Adam (Open Your Eyes), Amy (Mr. Penguin), and Sasha (Young,Dumb,And Full Of Cum...) are my noobs.
Claudia is my grand-noob.
Lisette (bunny) is my great-grand noob.
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Post by Mr. Penguin »

I'LL TAKE YOU.

She's a noob to me!

Phili, you have a grandchild.
Phili is my new mom, and Claudia is my child.
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Post by Claudia »

okay (:

I kinda dont wanna post this because I want it to stay 41.
awww.
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Post by Mr. Penguin »

We need clarification from grandpa though...
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Post by Jon Nolan »

lawl Mr. Penguin, i un-adopt you.
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Post by grandpa »

well
i'm going to be a bitch and not let anyone have noobs!

hahahahahaha!
im just kidding

jon has spencer

Mr. Penguin has adopted claudia
and Phili has become the first ever grandnoobparent
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